.Why would you be looking at black on black type?

.Move along, there is nothing to see here!

.What? You're still here? There's nothing here. Go on to the next page, go!

.OK, if you are still here then we would like to take this time to thank everyone who helped with this page.

.First of all the noble platypus, without whom there would never be any way to make jokes about God and Darwin.

.Second, but in no way inferior to the platypus, is the Llama.

.Enough said. I mean, come on! It's a Llama.

.Third, and of course it goes without saying, in no way inferior to the platypus or the llama is The Morrigan, without whom I would never have gotten the gumption to work on this site.

.Oh Yeah! Blue, because snakes don't have armpits.

.Did you ever notice that mice don't have shoulders?

.Well, they don't!

.We would now like to apologize for the above nonsense. As soon as we realized it was going on, we fired the webmaster in charge of blank space and promoted him to decision maker! So, the rest of this should get really interesting...

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.Why is it when you put a box on a ship, it's called a cargo? But when you put that same box in a car, it's called a shipment?

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.On a long enough timeline, everyone's life expectancy drops to Zero.

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.Ok, now we would like to take this space to say something to all the Amish. What are you doing reading a webpage? Are you supposed to do that?

.Did you ever wonder why everything tastes like chicken?

.I DO hope you didn't expect this to make sense. I mean, after all, it's invisible, idiot. It's black on black type! Do you think we MEANT for you to read it? Sheesh. What ego. What conceit. What.. uh.. what.. WHAT was I saying?

.If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it, do the other trees laugh at it?

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.We now return you to the regularly scheduled web programming.