Dav: Well, today we're here for one of my favorite titles. The tag titles, alot of people seem to forget about these..but these mean alot to me...so I would keep up the tag team action if I were you. Now...LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!!

First out comes the Frying Iron Ducks to a suprisingly good pop. Long Duck Dong is jumping around like a madman trying to get the crowd pumped up. The Iron Chef just waves slowly with a very stern look on his face. They get in the ring, and look ready to brawl. Next out comes Predator with no Flash. In a promo earlier in the week he quit, but apparently everyone turns the station when they see him anyhow so absolutely no one knew. Predator heads down to the ring looking intensely ready to brawl. The Frying Iron Ducks are laughing at him horribly. Then out of nowhere comes the R.W.F.C. Heavyweight Champion Gordon A. Powell III he hits a You're Fired!(Superkick) to the back of Predator's head then rolls him in and heads through the crowd. Iron Chef then lifts up Predator in a Powerbomb position still in the air. Long Duck Dong jumps off with a Flying Cross Body...OH MY GOD It's the Octopus Balls Surprise! Chef covers him 1,2,3...and the self proclaimed best International Tag Team in the world wins in the first round of the Journey to become the tag champions....Winners: Frying Iron Ducks(Teppenyaki/L.D.D.)

First out comes the by far favorite for this tourney Original Syn. The crowd goes crazy, who would've thought these guys would be huge faces. They walk out a little, then COWBOY hits and out comes R.W.F. Hall of Famer Destroyer. He walks up to the ring with Original Syn the crowd is going nuts! He stands on the outside while they get in the ring, and these badasses are ready to win some tag straps. Next the lights all go out and start flickering, then out comes Progeny. When Dav realizes who it is, he calls up the effects guys and tells them not the waste the effects on Youngnut and his buddy. So, then all the lights come back on and their music stops..they go from having these badass looks on their face to what the fuck looks. They then run and slide in the ring only to both be stomped by Seether and X. Seether lifts up Alen and does a beautiful Spinning Rock Bottom. X stands up Youngblood, and ducks around him beautifully and goes for a German Suplex, but Youngblood blocks it spins around, then spins X around and flings him into the ropes. What is this someone actually wrestling Technical against X. Youngblood runs at him with a clothesline, X ducks and grabs Youngbloods arm... spins around his body and hits a BEAUTIFUL DDT. The crowd goes wild. I guess you should know better than wrestling technical with X. Although, that was impressive. Seether lifts up Alen and does a Stiff Kick to the groin, then turns him and does a Bulldog. X climbs up to the corner, but Youngblood is up. He runs and does a Dropkick to the corner, dropping X down. Youngblood then turns to Seether and Seether takes off at him..He catches Seether and does a Dead End(Farooq Spinebuster). When he turns back to X, X is standing on the top rope and jumping off at him with a Frankensteiner. Youngblood rolls across the ring. Alen is up, and hits a nice Russian Legsweep on X. He then lifts X up, but X grabs his leg spins him around and grabs him from behind in a Dragon Sleeper. He drops to his knees, and Alen is in pain. Youngblood stands up, but Seether runs full speed and hits a Seether Spear on him. Alen is hurting but won't tap. Outcomes the Unbeatables. Vanity & Vegita jump on the apron, Vegita has a Concrete Sword. X is up, and lets go of Alen. He starts walking towards them, Destroyer pushes off Vanity ShowWood to the ground. He then gets in front of Vegita, and pulls his Cemented Sword out of Vegita's hand. As he grabs it, it goes flying back smacking X in his head. X falls to the ground unconscious. Seether is walking towards them, but Youngblood turns him around..kicks him in the stomach and hits an INCREDIBLE Bloodbomb(Elevated Powerbomb). Alen rolls over onto X....1,2,3....WHAT AN UPSET. Vegita helps Vanity up and they're running to the back. Destroyer is trying to help up X and Seether telling him they're sorry. Progeny runs out not believing they won.....Winners: The Progeny(Youngblood/Alen)

First out comes Eddie Smits, he walks down to the ring. Then out comes his partner Mist..He gets in the ring and tells Smits he doesn't need him. Smits is pissed, and kicks him in the groin. He then turns his head around and hits the Seattle Scene(Reverse Implant DDT). Paul Benoit & Wolverine come out as Smits walks right past them. Wolverine slides in and puts Mist on his shoulders. Benoit climbs the ropes and they nail the Death Device(Doomsday Device). Wolverine covers Mist...1..2..3...Mist starts crying and quits R.W.F. Canada.....Winners: Canadian Alliance

First out comes the mountme's they pick up mics

Peter: Well, I'm awful glad we got a bye tonight. Since Molestor *wink, wink* isn't in the building and Mayne Event seems to be out for the moment

Sodomite: Yes that's right Sodomania is running wild, and Mayne event is like El Pollo's retarded child. Just take a look at the Homotron.

"South Town" by P.O.D comes blasting on as Dav and Chris make their way down to the ring slowly egging the crowd on. Suddenly "I am too Sexy" comes blasting over the speakers and the crowd has a mixed reaction and then Vanity and Vegita come out...European Title in hand of Vegita and Mirror in hand of Vanity as Vanity checks his hair before he gets to the ring and they make their way to the ring laughing at their opponents in the ring and such foolishness. Vegita then slides into the ring and Vanity walks up the steps refusing to mess up his hair and climbs through the ropes. Dav and Vanity start off in the ring to begin the match and they lock up immediately...Dav going straight after Vanity pushing him back into a neutral corner and begins laying in Nasty knifeedge chops and the crowd goes "WOOOOO" with each chop and then Vanity reverses Dav into the corner and Vanity pounds him down to the ground until he's slumped in the corner and Vanity backs up and steamrolls at him and jumps for a running Dropkick and misses Dav slamming into the buckle and an all out train wreck and Dav gets over and tags Chris in and they double team Vanity with a Double Belly to Back Suplex with major Elevation and Chris quickly covers...1...2..Vegita breaks the count. Chris begins beating Vanity back to the ropes and whips him and Chris telegraphs the Back Body Drop and when he stands up Vanity nails him in the face with a Flashbulb (Superkick). Vanity gets over and tags in Vegita and Vegita pulls Chris away from Dav before he can tag and Vegita taunts Dav and Dav gets in and Vanity jumps up top with his Mirror quickly. Vanity jumps off the top rope nailing Chris right in the groin with the Mirror which shatters on impact with his groin and Vegita pins Chris when the ref turns around..1....2..no Chris somehow kicked out and Vegita picks him up and sets him up for a Suplex but Chris reverses it somehow into the Splitting Headache (Jumping Spinning DDT). Both men are down and the ref begins to count...1.....2......3......4. They both begin to stir slightly...5......6.....7. Vegita begins to rise slowly....8....9. They're both up and begin exchanging lefts and rights until Vegita begins to block Chris's and gains control. He whips him to the ropes and Vegita tries the back body drop but Chris kicks him in the chops and runs diving to tag Dav in. Vegita moves to his corner holding his jaw and Vanity tags himself in and Dav runs in splashing Vegita and Vanity grabs Dav from behind and Nails him with the Spinning Sign O Hollywood (Reverse Powerbomb) and Chris runs into the ring and Vegita kicks him in the gut and Nails him with the Final Flash (Brainbuster DDT) and Vanity points to the top rope and they both get up top each man having a foot on the buckle and a foot on a rope. Vanity then lifts Vegita into a Gorilla press and with Incredible Strength Throws him another 5-7 feet into the air as he jumps off the top rope and he comes flying down in the (Suicide Splash) landing on Chris but the ref refuses to count because Vegita and Chris aren't the legal man so Vanity grabs Dav and picks him up into a Powerbomb and holds him there and Vegita goes up top and nails a Falling Reverse DDT just as Vanity throws him down with the Powerbomb (The Blackout). Both men are totally out and Vanity covers Dav and Vegita covers Chris and the ref counts...1....2.....3...Vegita jumps up, but into the ring comes G.A.P. he smacks Vegita with his title. He then does a You're Fired(Superkick) to Vanity. He helps Dav & Chris up who start to kick the shit out of Vanity & Vegita. Dav puts Vanity into a Tripmission and he is screaming until he passes out. Dav then stands up and laughs, Chris & G.A.P. lift up Vegita with a Double Powerbomb and throw him out on the concrete...talk about pain. He is unconscious...Vanity & Vegita may have won this match, but they lost the war. Will they be able to handle G.A.P. & Mr. Showtime next round.....Winners: Unbeatables(Vanity/Vegita)

Out first comes the Frying Iron Ducks, they are smiling huge like they have something planned. They slide in the ring and smile real big. Next, a Japanese ref comes out in a Striped Shirt. Wait...that's TATSUMI FUJINAMI..Former Flying Octopus Balls Member. Next out comes the Confederate Soldiers, they are pissed that some Jap is gonna try and ref this match. Wrecker grabs Fujinami and does a Huge Chokeslam on Fujinami...he blades and rolls over bleeding badly from his forehead. The F.I.D.'s are trying to help him, they can't believe it. A redneck from the crowd jumps the railing and takes the shirt off of Fujinami and puts it on. Crimson Soul rolls up Long Duck Dong, and the redneck counts a VERY fast 3 count. The bell sounds, and in the R.W.F. Canada rulebook this is legal. Everyone is going nuts...Even Dav in his booth. The Confederate Soldiers get out of the ring quick, but The Frying Iron Ducks beat the shit out of the redneck who came in. They then go to the back pissed off all to hell!.. ....Winners: Confederate Soldiers

First out comes Da Rappa and he is bitching because he can't find Satan Claus. Then out comes Progeny, they start beating the shit out of Da Rappa. Youngblood throws him against the ropes, and does a Spinning Reverse Powerbomb...as Alen catches him on the way around and hits a Cannuck Factor(Even Flow DDT) as Youngblood is bringing him down. The crowd is in Ahw...of the amazing ability of this rookie tag team. Alen puts him in a Sharpshooter...bringing back memorie's of Marcus. Youngblood puts to the robotron as Da Rappa is tapping out. It shows Satan Claus in a backroom with a bunch of Denny's food. He's eating it over and over, in the corner you see a package with a ribbon that the food came in. It is marked from your friends Tommy Youngblood and Sean Alen. Da Rappa is screaming in pain..The bell sounds...and Progeny just like that is in the Semi-Finals of the tourney. Talk about a major upset. Da Rappa gets an unlucky welcome to world of Robo Wrestling. Man, I was not expecting this kind of underhandedness this soon from these guys. Something tells me there's a veteran or two behind this, but who could it be...Either way....Winners: The Progeny

First out comes the team of Benoit & Wolverine. They climb up in the ring, and stretch a little as they wait on the mountme's. Next out come the Mountme's to a huge applause. They get into the ring, and Gozinya shows off his Showtune title. In first is Sodomite and Benoit. Benoit just hasn't been the same since he's not Gean Singh Nuked. No one could believe he wasn't Arabian. You see what the tanning bed, and a little hairdye will do for you. Benoit lays a knee into Sodomite, and does a nice Vertical Suplex. Benoit is a 2 Time R.W.F. World Champion..and used to be teamed with Seether who was his biggest arch rival by far. Benoit picks him up, and swings Sodomite against the ropes but Sodomite reverse in and gives him a knee to the gut on his way back. He then lifts him up, and gives him a couple elbows to the back of the head. He then lifts up Benoit, and gives a nice Backdrop Driver. He then lifts up Benoit, and gives him a Taking the Fight Out(Standing Powerslam). He then tags in Gozinya... Gozinya stomps him down to the ground as he is starting to get up, he then looks towards Wolverine and grabs himself. Wolverine starts to come in, and the ref is holding him back to the corner. Sodomite jumps in and he in Gozinya do a Double DDT. Then then grab each other with a huge hug. The crowd start chanting Paul Benoit...Paul Benoit...Paul Benoit...Gozinya runs up behind him, and locks on a Beef Jerky(Bearhug from Behind). Benoit's eye pop open..He's trying hard to get out, and Gozinya's rubbing his hips. He looks like he's about to get sick, he starts moving his hips away from Gozinya's and the crowd is going nuts. He pushes Benoit forward and hits My Ding-A-Ling(HARD kick to the groin). Benoit drops and the crowd ooooooooooh's. Gozinya calls for the Ballz Breaker. Just then Wolverine breaks into the ring, and runs straight at Gozinya and does a VISCIOUS clothesline. In comes Sodomite, and Wolverine does a Front Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex on him. Benoit is back up, he lifts up Gozinya and does a Tuque Drop(DDT). On the other Side of the ring, Wolverine throws out Sodomite. He then turns towards Benoit and tells him to hold the fag. He runs at Gozinya, but Gozinya ducks and Clotheslines Benoit out of the ring. Gozinya locks on the Ballz Breaker(Abdominal Stretch with punch to the nuts), and hits it!!! He then rolls it back, and the ref counts 1...2...3....The queers win...the queers win....Benoit is back in the ring, and pissed...but he holds his hand out to shake Gozinya's hand..Gozinya shakes it and they hug...Great match...Winners: The Mountme's

First out comes the Heavyweight Champ..and Mr. Showtime. Showtime looks very happy to be GAP's partner. They climb into the ring, and out comes the Unbeatables they are limping. Vegita is using his cemented sword to walk, and Vanity has his head bandaged up and is carrying his mirror. They get into the ring, and Gordon A. Powell III is in first. He grabs Vanity, and throws him into the corner and is beating the hell out of him. He punches him about 20 times, and takes the bandage off his head. He punches it over and over, he then scoots back and hits YOU'RE FIRED!(Superkick). This early...Then from behind Vegita nails him with his Cemented Sword, as the ref is catching a fan who tried to jump in. Vegita is walking fine, so I'm guessing this was a trap. In comes Showtime but he nails Showtime in the stomach, and he puts Vanity ontop of G.A.P. then throws the sword out of the ring. The ref turns around, and drops to the ground 1...2...3....OH MY GOD...Vanity just pinned the Canadian Champion. Gordon is out!! Showtime is up, he's pissed..they just made him look bad with the champ. He runs and does a Missile Dropkick to Vegita and Vegita goes flying into the steel railing. He then lifts Vanity up, and does a Spotlight(Reverse Sky High). He lifts up the champ who is pissed to high hell, and they leave to the back as Dav has a serious look of concern on his face.

Out first comes the Confederate Soldiers, as they're walking towards the ring Progeny comes flying out and starts beating the hell out of them. Up in his booth Dav says he has to piss and walks off from the match. Youngblood throws Wrecker in the ring and is stomping him. Alen swings Crimson Soul into the railing. He then takes a chair from a fan and smacks Crimson Soul with it. He swings again, but Soul ducks and takes the chair from him...but Alen pulls a bag of powder out of his pants opens it and throws it in Crimson Soul's face...He's holding his eyes and drops the chair. Alen kicks him, picks up the chair and puts him against ringpost. He slams the chair into his head with his head against the ringpost..He is opened up immediately and you can see blood running through the white powder. He collapses to the ground. In the ring, Youngblood swings at Wrecker and Wrecker catches his hand and lifts Youngblood above his head and drops him to the ground. The ref is watching the match then sees EMT's going to put Crimson Soul on a stretcher and goes to look...Alen slides in the ring, and turns Wrecker around and nails a CANNUCK FACTOR. Youngblood then rolls ontop of him...and Alen yells for the ref as he is getting back in his corner...The ref drops and counts 1...2...3...Progeny Wins...I actually think this was an upset. These young guys have pulled off some amazing wins today....Winners: Progeny

First out comes the Mountmes. They're looking as queer as ever. Next out comes the Unbeatables. Vanity looks fine, but this time Vegita actually does have blood on him. They go and get in the ring. The bell sounds and Gozinya starts out the match. He and Vanity are in the ring Vanity rushes him but Gozinya gets out of the way and runs his head into the turnbuckle. He does a German Suplex on Vanity..He then tags in Sodomite, and they do a Double Suplex. Vegita starts to get in the ring with his Cemented Sword. The ref stops him, but he slides it into the ring. Sodomite picks it up, and nails Vanity. Vanity is OUT!!! Out of nowhere though slides in Wrecker who is still pissed from losing his last match. He gives Sodomite a Big Boot, then lifts up Cemented Sword. He then nails Gozinya in the head with it. He gets out of the ring and leaves.. The ref turns around and sees Sodomite getting up and Vanity and Gozinya out cold! In the R.W.F. there's different rules than anywhere else, if the two men in the ring are out cold..their tag partners come in. Vegita gets in runs at Sodomite and clotheslines him into the corner. Vegita then lifts him up, and hits a Big Bang(Brainbuster DDT). He then covers Sodomite...and the ref counts 1...2..3...My god another cheating win. This has been crazy. TWO rookie tag teams in the finals. Who will win...Who knows!! Unbeatables vs. Progony for the TAG TEAM STRAPS!!!...These queers are gonna be pissed when they get up!...Winners: Unbeatables

The Unbeatables walk to the ring as "Last Resort" plays over the PA. Gold fireworks stream from the stage as they walk down the ramp to a chorus of boos by the crazy Canadian fans. Once in the ring, they await the arrival of the underdogs, Progeny. All of the sudden, the Unbeatables music is cut off and replaced by "So Whatcha Want?". Youngblood and Alen walk out to the stage with no special lights or fireworks. They pump up the crowd with poses and high fives on the way down to the ring. They enter and the bell rings. Sean Alen and Vanity Show Wood start the match. They circle the ring before finally locking up. Alen gets Vanity in a headlock and wrenches down hard. Vanity quickly escapes and runs to the corner, checking his hair for any flaws. Alen stands there and shakes his head as Vanity leaves the corner, satisfied that his hair is looking good. They tie up again, and Alen gets Vanity in another headlock. This time Alen gives Vanity a noogie and really screws up his hair before taking him down with a hip toss. Vanity is up and steaming mad as he runs at Alen with a clothesline. Alen ducks and dropkicks Vanity, who falls over the ropes to the outside. Vanity gets back in the ring, his face red with anger and humility. He walks over and tags in Vegita. Vegita enters and runs over to face Alen. They trade punches until Vegita gets the upper hand and whips Alen into the corner. Vegita starts pounding Alen's ribs with kicks, and finishes up with a superplex. Vegita gets up and walks over to tag in Vanity as Alen slowly crawls to his corner. Vanity stops him short and begins stomping on the back of Sean Alen. He picks Alen up and gives him a backbreaker, all the while talking trash to Youngblood, who is dying for a tag. Vanity grabs Alen's legs and locks in the "Shower of Sparkles" submission, but too close to the corner as Tommy leans over the ropes and grabs Vanity by the hair. He quickly lets go of the hold and turns around to punch Tommy. The punch connects and Tommy reels back a little. Vanity fixes his hair in a victorious way and gets a shot to the nuts by Alen, who then quickly tags in Tommy Youngblood. Youngblood picks Vanity up into a Gorilla Press as Vegita enters the ring. He throws Vanity into Vegita and they both crash hard to the mat! Youngblood whispers something into Sean Alen's ear as he turns around to take care of the Unbeatables. He lifts Vanity up and Bloodbombs him to the outside! Tommy turns around and gets punched by Vegita. Vegita punches him all the way to the ropes and sends him to the other side with an Irish whip. Leapfrog by Vegita as Youngblood ducks under. Tommy comes back from the return and runs face first into "Goodnight Kiss" roundhouse by Vegita! Vegita laughs heartily as he picks Youngblood up and throws him into the corner. Meanwhile, on the outside, Sean Alen has set up a table by the turnbuckle, and it setting up another on top! Vegita sets up Tommy on the top turnbuckle for "The Planter". Tommy hooks his feet on the ropes and breaks the move as Vegita rolls backward on the mat. Tommy is quick and hits Vegita with a missile dropkick! He drags Vegita over to his corner, where Sean Alen as set up two tables with Vanity lying on top. Alen climbs up on the apron as Tommy climbs the turnbuckle with Vegita. They set up and Alen jumps off the apron and hits a Diamond Cutter as Tommy Bloodbombs Vegita, doing their finisher "Owen's Revenge" through the two tables!!! The crowd is chanting "RWF! RWF! RWF!" as Tommy pulls Vanity in the ring and pins him for the 1-2-3!!!.......Winners: Progeny(NEW R.W.F. Canadian Tag Team Champions)