Dav: Well, everyone welcome to Sodomy. All you canadian Fucks get to see something you don't deserve tonight. A main event packed with emotion. Also, a match that they didn't even know was a #1 Contendership match. Paul Benoit & Vegita will be going at it to see who's wrestling for the Canadian Strap next week...Well, LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!!

The camera zooms in on the ring the KY Connection waiting...their Entrance not even worthy of TV for how horrible they are....then "The Night Santa Went Crazy" Comes on and Satan Claus comes out with Eric Davidson following behind him and they get down to the ring and climb in and the KY Connection try to run away but Eric grabs Death Warrior and immediately nails "The Edge" on Death Warrior. Satan meanwhile grabs Rainbow Brite and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex near the corner and climbs the turnbuckles....and once on top he hits the "Yes Virginia, There is a Satan Claus" and the ref counts as both Eric and Satan pin their respective member of the KY Connection for the 1...2....3 and "The Night Santa Went Crazy" comes on and Satan laughs as he rolls from the ring and Eric climbs to the top rope and jumps to the outside trying to land on his feet and his face breaks his fall.....Winners: Eric Davidson/Satan Claus

Eric is slowly getting up as Wolverine's Music begins to play "Canadian National Anthem" and Wolverine is on the stage pledging until the music ends. Wolverine heads down to the ring grabbing Eric and throws him into the ring and Wolverine gets onto the apron and Eric whom is up now dropkicks Wolverine's right knee and Wolverine falls off the mat and hits his face on the apron and goes down. Eric runs up the turnbuckle and jumps off doing a sick 600 landing on top of Wolverine hard. Eric gets up slowly and grabs Wolverine throwing him into the ring and Wolverine grogily gets up as Eric rolls into the ring and Wolverine suddenly nails Eric with a Nasty DDT and Wolverine gets up slowly and does a Cut Throat at Eric and tries to lock in the "Crippler". Eric though squirms out and turns it into a Manistrol Cradle and the ref counts...1....2.no Wolverine kicks out and he runs at Eric whom suddenly Nails "The Edge" on him without warning and Eric pins him...1...2....3 it's over and Eric has won Back to back matches!....Winner: Eric Davidson

Whatever by Godsmack blares over the arena as Sephiros and Nova Dunte' walk out to the ring. Sephiros slides in, along with Nova, and begins to play to the crowd. The crowd has a mixed reaction, until Cowboy by Kid Rock plays. Then, all the fans start cheering loudly, knowing who is coming out. Destroyer walks to the ring with a lovely lady by his side. Destroyer walks up the steps and into the ring, only to be attacked by Nova. Sephiros pulls Nova back, and tells him to stop. Just then, Destroyer grabs Nova and performs his Destruction Drop (the Stroke) down to the mat, hard. Sephiros, however, is lucky enough to kick Destroyer in the gut and DDT him. But, Destroyer soon stands up and clothesline Dunte'. Seph soon stands up, and the two duke it out with massive punches. This goes on right until Nova stands up and low blows Destroyer, while Seph uppercuts Destroyer. Nova rolls out of the ring, only to have beer and crap thrown at him. While he argues with a nearby fan, Sephiros throws Destroyer into the ropes, runs at him... running big boot to the face of Destroyer! "D" falls down hard and Dunte' goes to the top rope. He tries for a fire storm frog splash...no! Destroyer slams him down with a mid-air Rock Bottom type move! Sephiros slowly gets to his feet, and Destroyer puts him in a sleeper hold. He picks Seph back up, still in a sleeper and turns it into a crippler crossface! Nova is too busy argueing with fans to notice Seph in pain. Sephiros screams in agony, but isn't giving up! Sephiros is not giving up, and is trying to fight the crossface! Destroyer hopelessly gives up, picking Sephiros up by the hair. He throws Dunte' and sets him up for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and connects, slamming him hard into his knee. Then, he goes to the top and tries to fly off with a moonsault, but misses when Seph rolls onto the apron. Dunte' grabs the ropes, flips over, and hits him with a senton splash! He pins, and the ref counts...1...2...no! Destroyer kicks out. Seph picks him back up again and throws him into the ropes. He picks up Destroyer and slams him with a massive spine buster bomb. Then, he locks him into a Judith Star (reverse figure four with groin punches)!!! Destroyer is screaming in mad pain! Just then, the "ho" standing at ringside slides in a shiny object... brass knuckles! Destroyer takes them in his fist and clubs Seph with them. Destroyer escapes "The Star" and picks Sephiros up. He slams him down hard with a double-underhook powerbomb and slides out of the ring. He shakes his head at Nova, who is still fighting the front row fans, and grabs a steel chair. He slides with it back into the ring and lays it down on the mat, in the middle of the ring. He waits for Sephiros to get up, and smashes the chair over his head...but Dunte' didn't fall down! Destroyer hits him again and again, harder each time but Seph won't go down. Destroyer swings hard one last time, but Seph ducks it and leg drops him to the knee. Destroyer falls, and Seph starts kicking at that knee. Destroyer holds his leg in pain, and Seph picks up the chair and smashes it over Destroyer's noggin. He falls down, and Seph smashes the knee again. Then he slams him down with a Demonic Driver...he picks him up again and chokeslams him into the chair. The fans love this match! Sephiros doesn't pin him though. He gets on top of Destroyer and beats the holy hell out of him (Heavy Storm). Destroyer is mad and hurting at the same time! And, he's getting quite annoyed! Sephiros gets off and locks on another Judith's Star. Destroyer is in extreme pain now, but Sephiros stops hitting his groin. Sephiros locks it on harder...no! Destroyer is turning over...almost...almost...Sephiros is trying to fight it...oh my!!! Destroyer has Seph in a backwards figure four! Seph fights his way to the ropes...he hooks his right hand onto it! The ref makes Destroyer get off, and he picks Seph up although limping as he does. Destroyer picks up Seph and slams him down with a huge powerbomb! My God! Nova jumps on the ropes, but Destroyer clotheslines him down. Destroyer climbs the ropes and hits the Destroyer Bomb for the 3 count...Great Match..Sephiros really proved himself there....Winner: Destroyer

Tommy comes out to a huge pop by the Canadian crowd. He's really showcased his talent here in the RWFC, and the fans love him for it. He high-fives the crowd as he walks down the aisle, then jumps over the ropes into the ring. Satan Comes in next... These two size each other up for a few paces around the ring to start off the match. They lock up, Tommy takes control and whips Satan to the ropes, goes for a clothesline, Satan ducks and returns to get back dropped. Tommy picks Satan up and scoop slams him back down. Elbow drop by Tommy. Satan gets up and Tommy swings with a clothesline, Satan ducks and moves behind Tommy. "Ho, Ho, Ho" by Satan Claus and Tommy is lying on the mat. Satan whips Tommy to the turnbuckle and runs in for a Satan Splash! The crowd goes "ooohhh" as Satan connects and flattens Tommy into the turnbuckle. He calls for another one and runs to the opposite corner. Satan runs forward, but Tommy drops out of the way and Satan eats turnbuckle. Tommy hooks Satan's arms and connects with a full-nelson slam. Tommy climbs the turnbuckle and calls to the crowd. They cheer as he jumps off and hits a guillotine leg drop. He makes the cover! 1, 2.. kickout! Tommy sets Satan up for a Bloodbomb. Trying as hard as he can, he still cannot lift Satan off of the mat. Satan has put on some weight since the old RWF days. Tommy tries again, but doesn't even lift him as far as he did the first time. Satan lifts up and back drops Tommy. Tommy is up and Satan whips him to the ropes, hitting the "Cookies and Milk" powerslam. Tommy rises straight to his feet, surprising Satan Claus. Satan spins and starts doing the "Fearless Drunken White Guy" dance. Tommy starts chuckling until Satan unbuttons the coat and jiggles his belly. He then loses control and doubles over in laughter. Satan plants Tommy's head into the mat with a DDT and goes to climb the turnbuckle. He's slow going up for his finisher "Yes Virginia, there is a Satan Claus." Youngblood is up, and hits him from behind as he's climbing up. He does a Rollup from the Top ropes...OUCH!! 1,2,3....Satan Claus jumps up, out runs Davidson, Sephiros, and Benoit. They all kick the shit out of Youngblood, it looks like the Unstables are finalized. Satan Claus climbs the ropes and hits his finisher, leaving Youngblood in the middle..No matter what though, that's a huge win for Tommy...Winner: Tommy Youngblood.

The Canadian nationa anthen plays over the PA and Benoit walks to the ring to thousands of Canadians cheering him on. The Canadian national anthem is cut short by the end of the American national anthem. When it ends "What it's like" by Everlast plays and Vegita walks to the ring being booed by most of the crowd. He is carrying his dulled silver sword that he sets aside when he gets to the ring. Vegita enters the ring and the bell sounds. Benoit and Vegita immediately lock up. Benoit starts gaining an advantage, but Vegita jumps up, puts his feet on Benoit's stomach and flips him over. Pissed Benoit gets up and goes for a clothesline. vegita ducks under his arm and chops him in the back of the neck. Benoit falls to his knees and Vegita falls backwards giving Benoit a short reverse DDT. Vegita picks up Benoit and throw him into the ropes. He goes for a Kiss of Death (Superkick), but Benoit sees it and spears the leg Vegita is balancing on. Vegita falls and lands in a split position. he grabs his groin and Benoit climbs the top rope. Benoit motions to the crowd and they respond with cheers. benoit hits Vegita with a leg drop that made Vegita forget that he even has balls. Vegita is holding his throat and Benoit picks him up and tosses him out of teh ring. Benoit jumps off the apron goin gfor a plash but Vegita counters by going on his hands and kicking Benoi in the stomach with both feet. They get up at the same time. Benoit grabs Vegita and pulls of a quick belly to belly suplex. Vegita is gettin up and he kicks Benoit in the stomach. He goes for a DDT, but Benoit holds his position. Vegita goes down and gets put in a Shrpshooter! Vegita is writhing in pain as Benoit applies more pressure. With a rush of adrenolin Vegita manages to push Benoit off with his legs. Benoit goes to pick up Vegita but gets sweeped to the ground. Vegita starts going back into the ring but Benoit grabs his foot. Vegita kicks Benoit in the head knocking him on his back. Vegita backflips off hitting a deve! stating Big Bang (Backflip off top landin feet first on opponent's face). Vegita pulls a ladder out of the ring and brings it into the ring as Benoit recovers. The ladder is set up and Benoit is on the apron. Vegita suplexes Benoit into the ring. Vegita starts climbing the ladder, but Benoit gets up quick and pulls him down to the mat. Vegita gets up and Benoit shoulder blocks him down again. Then Benoit applies Canadian World (arm bar wrench). Vegita screems out in pain as chants of "CANADA" fill the arena. Vegita grabs the rope with his free arma and the hold is broken. Benoit picks Vegita up and brings him over to the ladder. Vegita pushes Benoit away and starts climbing the ladder. Benoit climbs the oter side and they meet at the top, each on the last rung. Benoit punches Vegita and stands on the ladder. He sets Vegita up for a blockbuster and the crowd is going nuts with cheers. Vegita punches Benoit in the stomach and lifts him high in the air in a brainbuster position. Vegita jumps off with Benoit and hits the Final Flash (Brainbuster into a DDT) ONTO THE TRUNBUCKLE!!!!!!! They both land hard, but Benoit looks out cold. Slowly Vegita gets up and drags Benoit to the center of the ring with the crowd booing him the whole way. He goes for the pin, 1...2...NOOOO!!!! After a Final Flash off the ladder onto the turnbuckle, Benoit still kicks out. Vegita keeps his cool and applies the CANADIAN WORLD ON BENOIT!!! Benoit is in the middle of the ring and is screeming in pain. Vegita releases the hold. He rolls over Benoit and goes for the pin instead. 1...2...3!!! Vegita has beaten Benoit in one hell of a match!...Winner: Vegita

El Molester cums out from the back. The Mountme fan club must be in force as people are cheering for him. He spies a young boy in the front row and licks his lips. He steps up to the little boy and begins girating, El Molester is enjoying it, however he didn't notice that the boys father next to him. The father punches El Molester in the face, knocking him down. El gets up angry he is about to belt the father, but during this time has Seether has come racing down the ramp without any music. He taps El on the shoulder, El spins around Seether kicks him in the mid region and follows it up with a T-Bone suplex. El Molester gets up abit dazed. Seether throws him in the ring the bell finally rings. Seether begins stomping on Molestor. Seether continues to pound on the kid lover before standing him up and whipping him towards the ropes. El Molester holds on and reverses the move into a big spinebuster! The crowd goes nuts, as they didn't think that type of move could be done by Molester. El follows it up with a snap legdrop, followed by driving a knee into Seether's forehead! He drags Seether up and fires him into the ropes, only to clothesline him back down. El Molester celebrates in the ring my girating to the young fans, taunting the childrens parents. Behind him Seether pulls himself up by the ropes, he looks intense. El Molester turns around and sees Seether staring at him angrily, El Molester looks alittle fazed by it, and steps back with his arms up.. The crowd roars the loudest it has Seether seems to be building himself up with anger. He inches closer. Finally, Seether pops and knees El Molester in the gut. They begin trading blows again, but Molester gets the advantage after poking Seether in the eyes. Seether stumbles back, El Molester hits a belly to belly suplex. The Mountme crowd goes nuts as El Molester climbs to the top rope and comes off with the big elbow, but Seether rolls out of the way! Molester hits hard, and Seether immediatly locks on a seated wristlock. Seether pulls him up by the arm, Seether applies a modified pump handled slam, making El Molester land heavily on his arms arm under his back! Seether slowly gets back up and continues to battle on Molesters arm, stomping it and kneeing it. Molester is obviously in pain. Seether grins sinisterly as he drags Molester to the center of the ring with his bad arm. Molestor uses a burst of speed to double over Seether with a kick to the gut though, and quickly sets up the Fruitycanrana! Seether was prepared however, and uses his strength to backdrop El across the top rope neck first! El Molester bounces on the rope and stumbling off, right into the Seether with the Even flow DDt. Seether goes for the pin. 1....2...kickout! El Molester manages to kickout, but Seether lifts El Molester up and slips on the Spike Piledriver. Seether pins again 1...2...3.....Winner: Seether(Retains European Title)

Wrecker Retired, so X got a Forfeit...Retains Hardcore Title

El Molestor is hurt from his match earlier, so Sodomite comes out himself to take on the young team of Progeny. Youngblood starts coming out himself, and Alen slides in behind Sodomite with a chair. The ref is on the outside putting down the titles. Alen lays out Sodomite, then throws the chair on the outside. Youngblood slides in the ring. Alen slides out of the ring, and sets up two tables. Youngblood holds up Sodomite in a Bloodbomb Position, then runs and hits it through the tables outside onto the concrete! Sodomite is injured, and Alen locks up a Sharpshooter on him. You can hear the bones cracking, Sodomite submits and passes out. The EMT's rush out, and Sodomite is really hurt. Youngblood and Alen have green looks on their faces, I don't think they've realized what they've just done!...Winner: Progeny(Retained Tag Titles)

Peter Gozinya comes to the ring with a surprising pop from the crowd as "It’s Raining Men" blasts over the PA system. Next, Vanity Show Wood comes down, wheeling an exceptionally large mirror and blowing kisses to himself. The ring is set up with the gold ladder the mirrors and the flames light up as RWFC champion GAP makes his way to the ring. GAP slides into the ring through the flames and immediately attacks Peter Gozinya and Wood. Both men start to scream as GAP lands blows to their faces. GAP comes back over to Gozinya, but Gozinya nails a low blow and crawls into a corner behind a mirror as Wood jumps on GAP and begins to pummel him. GAP nails a vicious neck-breaker as he begins to look around. He spies the gold ladder and begins to climb it … he reaches the top and looks like he’s going for a big move … but Gozinya runs out from behind the mirror and pushes the ladder! GAP screams as he arcs towards a corner and flies through one of the mirrors!!! Gozinya runs over and covers GAP! 1-2-th- Wood makes the save! Wood grabs Gozinya and backs him into the corner and stars to pummel him as GAP is bleeding in the corner. Vanity grabs a mirror and starts to run at Gozinya, but Gozinya gets his feet up! The mirror gets pushed into Vanity’s head and shatters!!! Wood falls over backwards and holds his head. Gozinya slaps on a figure-4 pin! 1-2-Kickout! Suddenly, from the back, The Progeny comes to the ring pushing a giant dumpster?!?!?!?!? What the fuck!?!?!?!? They come into the ring and place the ladder in the dumpster and walk out? Gozinya just stands by and watches in awe. The Progeny grab a seat at ringside and watch. Gozinya turns his attention to GAP who is getting to his feet. As he closes in, GAP nails a spinning heel kick that knocks the wind out of Gozinya! GAP looks to the crowd then presses Gozinya over his head and launches him through a mirror in the corner with a vicious press slam! Blood is everywhere as the ring is turning a pretty pink color … Gozinya should be liking this. GAP goes into the corner and starts to cut Gozinya’s head with a piece of glass as Gozinya begins to scream like a woman. In the other corner, wood has been thrown a wooden chair by a hyped-up fan in a "Me So Pretty" shirt. Wood touches the chair to the flames surrounding the bottom rope and the chair catches fire!!! When Gap turns around he’s laid out by the flaming chair!!! Wood strikes a pose in the ring as the crowd begins to boo ferociously! Suddenly, from the crowd, Vegita comes running with his cement sword! He climbs in behind Wood and lays him out cold! All three men are out cold as the dumpster comes to life. The ladder is thrown out as X comes climbing out!!!! X makes his way over throws two chairs from the dumpster and climbs over the flames and into the ring. X walks over to Gozinya and slaps him awake. Gozinya looks scared at first, but then breaks into a smile. X and Gozinya place a mirror between the two chairs. Gozinya calls out to the Hulk-a-Fairies as a purse is tossed into the ring. Gozinya reaches in and pulls out a hair spray bottle! He walks over and dumps the contents on the mirror, then picks up the still flaming chair and touches it to the mirror!!! Them mirror bursts into flames as Gozinya starts laughing like the most evil queer on Earth!!! X and Gozinya lift up Vanity as X places him on his shoulders … Gozinya climbs the top rope and nails a "Fame-asser" off of X’s shoulders sending Wood face first through the flaming mirror!!! Security comes running in and surrounds the ring since X is on a restraining order!!! Sudenly, Seether drops from the ceiling on a harness! Gozinya reaches into a hand-bag and tosses X a videotape?!?!?!? Seether and X disappear up into the rafters as Gozinya smiles and blows them a kiss good-bye. But, when gozinya turns around, GAP has climbed atop Wood!!!! 1-2-3!!!! WHILE GOZINYA WAS PLAYING WITH X, THE RWFC TITLE HAS SLIPPED AWAY!!!! GAP rolls over and gets out of the ring as an angry Gozinya starts to throw a hissy fit!!! The Royal Canadian Mount Me’s come to the ring and give Gozinya a hug to comfort him. Gozinya kicks Wood a few times before leaving as GAP stands atop the announcer’s table before a crowd after defending his title in such a vicious match!!!!....Winner: Gordon A. Powell III(Retains Canadian Title)