Dav: Well..well...well. Congratulations little Alen, and you too Cornut. You guys really showed me alot..I guess. Well, onto other things. Tonight we have Gordon A. Powell vs. shit..who is he wrestling. Oh well, whoever it is I'm sure they're not very important. I know alot of you are here for the Destroyer's big return, and the Original Syn vs. Unbeatables Double Ladder Match...Well I'll let you get to that....Sooooooo...LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!!

Goldbergs theme music starts and out comes Goldberg and his battelion of ralphus looking Gentry Cops. Goldberg walks in, looking like a spastic on crack. He looks around but noone in the crowd seem interested in him. He slides into the ring. Seether enters the arena, for one of the few times in his career people are cheering him, like a face. Seether looks intense and stares right at Goldberg, then charges into the ring. Seether and Goldberg go at it toe to toe exchanging punches. Goldberg pushes Seether down to the other side of the ring, quickly setting himself up for the spear. Seether gets back to his feet. Goldberg comes charging in, but Seether counters the spear into a DDT. Goldberg folds up. Seether gets back to his feet and goes to cover Goldberg 1...2..Kickout. Goldberg jumps straight back up looking like a 40 year old lady hitting PMS. Seether gets back up, and faces Goldberg right in the face. Goldberg throws Seether to the ropes and hits him with a spinning heel kick. Seether rubs his jaw from the shot. Seether stands up and Goldberg clothesline him down to the floor. Seether stands back up and Goldberg again clotheslines him to the floor. Seether stands back up, Goldberg goes for another clothesline, but Seether counters it with a Samoan Drop. Goldberg gets back up and Seether Dropkicks him, Goldberg staggers backwards and bounces off the rope and sprints into Seether and spears him. Goldberg gets up and screams, the crowd are silent. Goldberg sets Seether up for the Jack hammer he tries to lift but Seether hooks his leg stopping the move. Seether reverses the move into a forward suplex, sprawlng Goldberg onto the ropes. Goldberg slowly gets back up, and again charges at Seether. Seether hits a tilterwhirl slam. Goldberg staggers up and walks straight into Seether with a Rock Bottom. Goldberg still gets back up staggering more than before. Seether kicks him in the gut and hits the Evenflow on him. Seether covers 1...2...3. Seether stands up after a remotely easy match, he feels good getting over that first win hump....Winner: Seether

This one wasn't even close, folks. As Mayne Event made his way out to the ring and played to the crowd, his music gets cut off by The Destroyer appearing on the Robotron. Mayne Event looks up skeptically. The Big D starts to speak:

Destroyer: "Listen, ME, this is just ridiculous. You're obviously not in my league. I don't wanna waste my time with coming down to the ring and fighting you. So, the hell with it-this match isn't happening."

The Robotron turns off, and the ref looks pissed. He tells the ring announcer something, and the ring announcer says that if The Destroyer doesn't come to the ring by the ten count, Mayne Event will get the match. The Robotron comes back on, and The Big D is standing in the same place, saying he doesn't care. The ref begins the count, and The Destroyer continues to look nonchalant. However, as the count gets closer and closer to 10, the crowd suddenly begins to cheer. The Big D has come through the crowd, and has a chair. He gets in the ring behind Mayne Event, who's beginning to celebrate, and taps him on the shoulder. Mayne Event turns around, and gets clobbered by a chair shot. The bell then rings and we're on. The Destroyer picks up Mayne Event and whips him to a corner, where he begins to pummel him with fists as the crowd counts along. The Big D then whips him to the other corner and follows him in with a stiff clothesline. He then monkey rolls M.E. to the center of the ring, climbs up to the second rope, and drops an elbow. Honestly, Mayne Event isn't showing much in this match. The Big D whips him into the ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. It looks like Mayne Event's out-that chair shot in the beginning probably did something to him. The Destroyer nudges him with a foot, but he's not moving. Big D shrugs, and picks him up, then hits a Destruction Drop(Flatliner). He then signals to the crowd and climbs to the top rope. He flies off with the Destroyer Bomb(Senton Bomb) and covers Mayne Event for the 1,2,3. After the match, he celebrates a bit, then goes to the back for a beer....Winner: Destroyer

Sephiros Dunté enters the ring first. He gets mixed emotions from the crowd. Wrecker follows soon after and draws in the same reaction. The fans have no idea what to think of these two. Wrecker slides into the ring and Dunté wastes no time stomping the big man. The ref rings the bell and Wrecker fights his way to his feet. They trade blows for a bit and the 7' Wrecker gets the advantage. He backs Dunté to the ropes and whips him across, nailing him with a knee to the gut on the return. Wrecker lifts him up and gorilla presses him to the sky. He drops him to the ground and Dunté is hurting. Wrecker lifts him up again and whips him at the ropes and delivers a mean spinebuster. Looks like he's got this one in the bag. Wrecker signals for his finisher, "Big Wreck" (Powerbomb to a Dominator). He lifts Dunté up, but Dunté counters with a FRANKENSTEINER!! He rolls it into the pin... 1... 2... 3!!! Holy shit, Dunté pulled out the upset!!!!....Winner: Sephiros Dunte'

Crimson Soul and Showtime lock up in the ring and Crimson hurls him into a corner. He gives him a few body shots and whips him to the other corner. He runs at him, but Showtime gets his boot up and Crimson goes down. Showtime lifts Crimson up and takes him back down with a snap mare. He follows with a strong kick to Crimson's lower back that has him screaming. Showtime lifts Crimson up and sets him up for a Tombstone Piledriver. He's about to drop him, but Crimson kicks his feet and manages to flip it over and drops Showtime in the Piledriver!!! He makes the cover. 1...2..Kickout. Crimson lifts Showtime up and whips him to the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but Showtime ducks it. Showtime goes for a Crucifix pin on the return, but Crimson holds him up and drops him in a MEAN Samoan Neckbrecker. He rolls him up. 1...2...3!!! Good win for Crimson Soul, this young guy is tough!....Winner: Crimson Soul

Satan Claus comes to the ring, clutching a bag of Dorito's, eating them with reckless abandon. He gets in the ring and faces off against Wolverine. Wolverine rushes in and lays a few stiff punches into Satan's stomach. Satan's fat absorbs the punches and the fatman laughs at Wolverine. Satan whirls around and catches Wolverine in a vicious clothesline! Satan is off the ropes, and a huge splash! Wolverine may have broken ribs from that one. Satan then shocks the entire world by putting a spinning toehold on Wolverine! Satan ACTUALLY knows a wrestling move!!! Wolverine makes it to the ropes and Satan lets go. Wolverine is up and starts to punch Satan in the face. Now the Jolly FatMan is pissed. He stomps Wolverine's foot and grabs him for the "Denney's Special" (Bearhug while belching in the face)! Wolverine kicks Satan in the balls, runs the ropes and misses Satan with a clothesline! Satan grabs Wolverine from behind for "Ho, Ho, Ho!" (3 German Suplexes). Wolverine is down, as Satan scales the ropes and comes crashing down with "Yes Virginia, There Is A Satan Claus" (Huge Splash from the Top Rope). The 1-2-3 comes soon after.....Winner: Satan Claus

The lights change from white hues to red as laser hearts dance around the arena. Stepping out of the curtain, as It's raining Men is blasting, is Sodomite. Sodomite is dressed to impress, with pink leather pants and a sparkly blue t-shirt. He waves to the fans and then holds a microphone up to his pretty lips.

Sodomite: "Hello everyone, it is I, your favorite Queen, Sodomite. I am here today to prove that gayness isn't a weakness but a very powerful friend when controlled by a fag with ambitions. Like me."

Sodomite pulls the mic down and continues to the ring. He slides in and plays to the crowd as Da Rappa's music starts to play. Stepping out of the back and threw a plume of smoke is the man who has to put the gay man down. He runs into the ring and as soon as he slides in, Sodomite leaps on him with a series of kicks, causing Rappa to stay down. After three kicks to the back, Rappa grabs a leg and takes him down. He jumps on top of him and pins Sodomite down with his weight and proceeds to punch him in the face. Sodomite tries to block the punches, but a few land. Rappa gets up and plays to the crowd as Sodomite staggers into the corner and tries to catch his breath. Rappa sees this and goes for a splash, but Sodomite is able to get his foot up in time, catching Rappa in the face. He staggers back as Sodomite climbs the turn buckle. He plays to the crowd and then grabs Rappa's head and lands a bull dog. Sodomite hooks a leg and goes for a quick pin..1..2...kickout! Sodomite gets up and drops an elbow across Rappa's neck. He gets up and does it again. Standing up, Sodomite plays to the crowd and then climbs the turn buckle again. He leaps off, but Rappa rolls out of the way, avoiding the splash! Rappa and Sodomite are both slow to rise. Sodomite is again, in one of the corners, while Rappa is resting on the ropes. Sodomite charges Rappa with a close line, but Rappa side steps and lands a low blow. As Sodomite staggers around the ring trying to catch his breath and clutching his balls, Rappa grabs his neck and hits a swinging neck breaker. Rappa pulls Sodomite into the center of the ring and locks on a figure four. Sodomite is screaming, loudly like a woman, as he struggles to fight the pain. Rappa isn't breaking the hold and the ref is Sodomite's face asking him if he wants to give up, but he keeps screaming no. After a few seconds the hold is broken. Rappa slides out of the ring, walks over to the annoucner's table and grabs a chair. He slides back in the ring, just as Sodomite is trying to get to his feet. Rappa cracks the chair across Sodomite's leg and takes him down. Crying out, Sodomite is clutching his leg. Rappa cracks the chair off Sodomite's head and lays him out. Rappa drags Sodomite into the middle of the ring, places Sodomite's leg in the chair and quickly climbs the ropes. He then leaps off and does a leg drop right onto the chair! Rappa pulls the chair off and then locks on the figure four again! Sodomite is howling in pain now and fighting the pain. Sodomite starts to reverse the figure four, but Rappa rakes his eyes and sends him back down. The ref again is asking Sodomite it he wants to give up, but he says no. Rappa, now very pissed off, breaks the hold and starts to walk around the ring to the cheers of the crowd. He grabs the chair and gestures toward Sodomite, whose now standing, but leaning in a corner rubbing his knee. Rappa smiles then charges him, chair ready to strike, but just before he hits Sodomite, he dodges the blow. Rappa slams into the corner and recoils thanks to his own momentum. Sodomite grabs the back of his head and hits a reverse neck breaker! Both men are down. Hobbling to his feet, Sodomite is up, using the ropes as support. Rappa is up to...he waste no time and charges Sodomite, meeting him with a nasty close line, sending Sodmite over the ropes and onto the floor! Rappa climbs a nearby turn buckle and waits as Sodomite is slow to his feet. Rappa goes for a double ax handle, but Sodomite is able to land a punch to his gut. Sodomite then hooks on him and lands a stunner! Sodomite slides into the ring and plays to the crowd as Rappa slowly gets to his feet. Still a little dazed Rappa slides into the ring, where Sodomite is waiting. He walks right into Sodomite, who hits him with a Loving Hug Rock Bottom! Sodomite signals for his finisher. He picks up Rappa and sets up behind him, gives a few pelvic thrusts then hits the Penetrator pump action slam! He rolls Rappa up in a school boy and gets the 1...2...3!!! As Sodomite leaves, Sodomite prances around the ring laughing and bouncing around like a nut!....Winner: Sodomite

Original Syn stand waiting in the ring for the Unbeatables to show up. Their music starts, and out slowly comes Vegita and Vanity. They lift their arms up with mixed emotions from the crowd. Vegita is carrying his cement sword to the ring. They both slide into the ring. X and Seether pounce on the two men, stomping them into the ground. Seether picks up Vegita and throws him to the ropes and gives him a spinebuster. X hits Vanity with a back breaker. The crowd explodes as the two veterans are standing tall. Seether and X signal at each other. They throw Vegita and Vanity towards each other. Vegita and Vanity dodge each other and clothesline Seether and X. Both Vanity and Vegita slide outside and pull out two ladders on opposite sides of the ring. They take abit too long in pulling out the ladders. From inside the ring Seether and X climb the top ropes. X does a flying clothesline into Vegita. Vanity sees Seether flying down and catches him with the ladder. Vanity clobbers Seether into the small of the back with the ladder. X hits Vegita with a Russian Leg Sweep on top of the ladder. Vanity and X slide the ladders into the ring at the same time. X and Vanity drop the ladders and begin exchanging punches. Vanity gets the upper hand and slams X onto one of the two flat ladders. Vanity follows up with a leg drop across his throat. Vanity heads over to the other ladder and starts setting it up. Seether has finally got back into the ring. Vanity sees Seether and slaps him. Seether looks at him coldly and chops Vanity in the chest. Vanity stumbles back. Vanity chops Seether, this seems to piss him off, Seether chops Vanity bouncing him off the ropes, and into a inverted atomic drop. Vanity wobbles in pain Seether goes to the ropes and bulldogs Vanity into the lower steps of the set up ladder. X rolls out off the ring for a breather. Seether starts climbing the ladder, Vegita out of no where has climbed the top ropes. He jumps and tackles Seether off the ladder. He hits Seether with a German Suplex. He throws Seether to the rings and lifts him high in the air and Guerrila slams him onto the flat ladder, Seether's legs land on Vanity's throat, who still is lying on top of the ladder. Vegita realises what has happens and checks on Vanity. He rolls Seether out of the ring. X sees this opportunity and creeps up behind Vegita and low blows him. Vegita falls to the floor. X grabs the set up ladder and drops it on both Vegita and Vanity. X sets the ladder back up. He picks up Vegita and throws him over the top rope and onto the floor. X goes to pick up Vanity but he pokes X in the eyes. Vanity school boy pins X, but then realises there isn't any count. Meanwhile Vegita has picked up his Cement Sword. He has had enough. He sees Seether kneeling against the apron. Seether turns to see Vegita. Vegita crashes the sword right in the middle of Seether's head. Seether has gone night night. Vanity still is exchanging blows with X. Vegita gets onto the apron. From the back sprint the Mount Me's Peter, Sodomite, and El Molester. Peter and Sodomite grab Vegita. They hit him with a double team Outsiders Edge. Peter and Sodomite, stomp Vegita into the ramp. They girate over him. El Molester goes over to check on Seether. He licks his lips and stands over Seether. He looks like he is going to kiss Seether. But suddenly Seether, stops El Molester, by grabbing him by the throat. El Molestor panics and breaks the throat hold and runs back over to Peter and Sodomite. Peter and Sodomite get onto the apron. X and Vanity are still exchanging punches. X blocks a punch., and hits a neck breaker. X throws Vanity to the ropes where Sodomite and Peter are, and like before they hit a double team Outsiders Edge on Vanity. Both the Unbeatables are out cold outside. The Mountmes dance and girate over their bodies, before heading back up the ramp. X sets up the 2nd of the ladders. He slides outside and helps Seether back into the ring. They both begin climbing the ladders the fans cheer. From the back comes F.O.B.C they slide into the ring. Both X and Seether are near the top. But both the Iron Chef, and Long Duck Dong come out and simultaneously dropkick the ladders. Seet and X go flying. Seether hits the guard rail while. X gets hanged on the top rope, before falling off onto the floor. The F.O.B.C head back over to the fallen Unbeatable they revive them. They celebrate on the ramp. Vanity and Vegita walk over to Seether and X. Vegita grabs X and sends him to the guard rail. Vanity picks up Seether and throws him into the ring post. Vegita. lifts X up and drapes him into the rails. Vanity hurricanranas Seether on the mats. Vegita DDTs X. Vanity scoop slams Seether. Vanity and Vegita get back into the ring, and set the ladders back up. Seether gets back in. Its a 2 on 1 situation. Vanity charges at Seether but gets hit by a Samoan Drop. Vegita and Seether go head to head they both go for a shoulder block but deflect each other. They both go to the ropes again but both clothesline each other. Vanity is back to his feet and goes for the ladder. X has got back into the ring. Both men climb up the different sides of the ladder. They reach the top, instead of grabbing the titles, they begin punching each other. Both sway at the top. From the back comes Destroyer. He runs and slides into the ring. He goes to help X, but trips over Vegita and crashes into the ladder, knocking it over Vanity goes flying X grabs onto the ring that attaches the titles to the cable. X is suspended high in the air hanging. Destroyer shakes his head in shock and rolls out of the ring. The FOBC come running out. And begin stomping Seether into the ground. Vegita is helped up and pulls up the ladder. He begins climbing it he is able to grab X by the foot, and pulls him off. Sending X down but also clipping Vegita on the way down. Both fall to the ring floor. Seether is back up now..but from the entranceway comes Paul Benoit??? This was actually Gean Singh Nuked a while back...He & Seether had a long fued, he slides into the ring and swings at Seether but Seether does a Droptoehold and he falls forward as Vanity is running for Seether.. but Benoit's head goes flying into his nuts. X is back in the ring now, but he has a chair..and he's very hurt. He rears back the chair and swings and nails Vanity in the head with it. Seether picks up the ladder and starts climbing, Benoit rolls out of the ring. Vegita is up in the background but no one sees him, he has his cemented sword. He's going into the ring...He's up behind X..and Gozinya slides in from behind. He grabs him and hits a Ballz Breaker. Sodomite & El Molestor then grab Vanity ShowWood and hit a Spike Piledriver on him..Seether climbs the rest of the way up and grabs both titles....Seether jumps down and X and he hug...Then Gozinya jumps to hug X and Seether, but they both scoot back. They then reach out their hands for a handshake. Well, tough breaks for the rookies....Great match, but you can't make too many enemies to handle in this fed then jump into a huge match.....Winners: Original Syn(Seether -- New European Champion, X Retained Hardcore Title)

Sean Alen’s “Whatever” hits the loud sp[eakers as the Canadian crowd erupts into cheers. He sits in a corner and awaits the arrival of Gozinya. “It’s Raining Men” hits the PA and Gozinya comes out (heh! that’s a play on words). Gozinya pauses at the entrance way and his music cuts out. Gozinya then grabs a mic and smiles. Suddenly, Sodomite comes out wearing a Marcus Alen cut-out paper mask.

ALEN: “Oooh. Peter Gozinya – you are so much of a better champ than I could EVER hope to have been in my washed-up career.

GOZINYA: “Why thanks. Coming from a great wrestler such as yourself shows so much more humility than your punk son ever had.”

ALEN: “Why thanks! You know, Peter, that belt looks so shiny … especially around that taught waist of yours … I just want to … suck … your …”

Alen has had enough. He jumps out of the ring and attacks both men on the entrance ramp, landing blow after blow between Gozinya and Sodomite. Referees come out and remove Sodomite as Alen has climbed on top of Gozinya and is landing repeated face shots. It has broken into an all-out brawl. Alen tosses Gozinya in the ring, who begins to beg him off, as he grabs a chair. The referee steps in front of Alen as Gozinya comes to his feet. Alen pushes the ref out of the way, but Gozinya lands “Kiss My Ass” and Alen falls back. Gozinya quickly lands “My Ding-a-Ling” as his head makes contact with Alen’s pills. Alen is hurt as Gozinya plays to all of the Hulk-a-fairies he’s bought ringside seats for. Gozinya then sends Alen to the ropes, but Alen blocks a hip-toss and nails a reverse Russian leg-sweep that has Gozinya holding the back of his head. Alen covers 1-2- kickout! Alen looks at the referee and slaps his hands 1-2-3 quickly as the referee shrugs. Alen stands up and sets Gozinya up and nails a jumping piledriver – cover! 1-2-kickout!!! Once again Alen voices his disapproval of what he considers a slow count! From what we can see, though, the referee is calling it down the middle. Alen goes for his Canuck Factor, but Gozinya nails a low blow and Alen is down. Gozinya than hoists Alen up and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Gozinya climbs up, rubs his nipples, then nail “Two Balls for Brother Joseph” and covers Alen 1 --- 2 --- KICKOUT! It’s a slow count as Gozinya stares the referee down. Gozinya picks up Alen and tosses him to the outside and heads around the other side and grabs a chair. Gozinya starts to prance around in front of his Hulk-a-Fairies for a bit before grabbing the ring bell. He heads towards Alen and goes to hit him with it. Alen ducks the shot, then nails a kick that sends the bell into Gozinya’s face, breaking his nose! Gozinya goes down hard as Alen proceeds to kick the hell out of him. Gozinya scream “HATE CRIME!!!” as the straight members of the audience cheer on their favorite straight Canadian. Alen rolls Gozinya in the ring and nails his Canuck Factor (Even Flow DDT) and covers Gozinya 1-2- THE REFEREE PUTS GOZINYA’S FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! WHAT THE F*CK!?!?!?!? Alen hasn’t seen it! He’s made aware as Alen stands up to argue. Out of nowhere, Gozinya hits “The Ball Breaker” and the referee counts the quickest 1-2-3 in recorded RWFC history!!!! GOZINYA WINS!!! Alen rolls out of the ring, holding his sore package, as he stares in disbelief. Suddenly, the referee removes his striped shirt to reveal a “CANADIAN MOUNT ME” T Shirt!! Gozinya grabs the referee as the two embrace in a passionate kiss. Alen comes into the ring and attacks both men. A huge brawl breaks out and the crowd almost goes into a riot before security puts an end to it....Winner: Peter Gozinya(Retained Showtune Title)