Wrestlers Name: El Molestor
Email: Spacemountain@mail.com
Aol IM Username: llllllllllllllll(16 L's)
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 184 lbs
Manager: Chiquita (a really husky and hairy "woman" with a banana shaped bulge in the front of her spandex, giving her the name "Chiquita")
To Ring: A mask (not because of lucha tradition, because of shame), And a trench coat and boots.
In Ring: El Molestor removes his trench coat to reveal tighty whities and a bulge.
Entrance Music: "Touch Myself"
Three Favorite Submission Holds:
1) El Claw de Testiculares(Testicular Claw)
2) El Positiones Missionario(Body scissors)
3) La Boca Veneriales(Removes 'Senor Crusty Sockito' from his underwear and crams it down an opponents throat)
Three Favorite Setups:
1) El "Sit on my lap" Atomico(Atomic Drop)
2) El Face Full of Stuff(Bronco Buster)
3) Fruitycanrana(He wigles his fruit of the looms in his opponents face then does a top rope frankensteiner)
Favorite Setup:*Here Leezard Leezard*
Description: Shattered Dreams, kick to groin while propped spread eagle on ropes
Finisher: El Sesenta y Nueve
Description of Finisher: Tombstone, landing in a 69 Position
Stable: The Mountmees
Weekly Awards: Match of the Week(Sodomy 10/15/00 - vs. Destroyer)
Other Info: El Molestor was born with a sexual compulsion. At a very young age he reached puberty, and actually had a few non-"booboo and peepee" stains while still in diapers as early as 1 year old. He has come to Canada to escape warrants in both the US and Mexico for indecent exposure, sexual harrassment, sexual battery, stalking, and public masturbation. He is under heavy psychiatric medication to contain his lewd cravings and impulses.