R.W.F. Canada: R.W.F. Season VII Awards

*Season Awards*

Rookie of the Season: Seether
This Rookie had one of the longest undefeated Single Season Streaks ever. He shoed alot of people up, and won plenty of titles. Including, Hardcore, World, and Tag Team. He was a great Rookie, and if I had to pick an honorable mention it'd be G.S.N.

Most Improved From Season VI: Satan Claus
This man went from a minor name to a Main Eventer. He captured the World Title, and was in the finals of the K.O.T.F. this season. He was VERY tough, and showed the world he was ready to step up and be one of the top men

Tag Team of the Season: Seether/G.S.N.
This was a weird combination of two men who hated each other, yet still carried the tag straps. They were a VERY tough team, who was very hard to stop. These guys were as tough a tag team as it comes, they were no Salt'n'Pepa..but they were a great team.

Best Match of the Season: JFK vs. Satan Claus – The Present Match.
One of the more highly overlooked matches of the season, but as hardcore and hillarious as they come. If you have the time, go back and read this gem!

Most Pure Wrestler of the Year: "Asshole" Asahi Armageddon
Now, this guy was a surprise, as I did see hardcore out of him. He showed a supremacy in the Pure Wrestling category. He was very tough, and I would've loved to see an X vs. Asahi match.

Most Hardcore of the Season: JFK Jr.
Well, the Hardcore Icon. The greatest Hardcore wrestler to step into the ranks of the R.W.F. I don't know if we'll ever see anyone who was as crazy as this son of a bitch. How much more hardcore do you get than dying in the ring. Your Hardcore Award goes to the late John Franklin Kemper Jr.

Most Bizarre of the Season: Homeboy Murder
With Prezo in limited capacity and Druid out, this field was wide open – and, believe it or not I’ve chosen Homeboy Murder. Think about it .. A white kid from Boise, Idaho hanging in the hood with OJ Simpson? You don’t get much crazier than that.

Most Wins of the Season: Seether
What can you say? This kid shows up out of nowhere and starts kicking ass and taking names.

Best Record of the Season: Asshole Asahi Armageddon
-- 11 Wins 1 Loss (.909 Winning Percentage)
This kid was a surprise out of nowhere and we look for big things from his slanty-eyed butt this season.

Stable of the Season: Unstables
This one was just too tough to call, but I’d have to give it to The Unstables. Every stable had their ups and downs except these guys, they remained insane and atop the RWF. These loonies capture it for the second year in a row!

Wrestler of the Season: Seether & J.F.K. Jr.
Dav picked JFK but I decided to do the unthinkable and go against him and pick a rookie - Seether. We both had our reasons and we both argued about it for a few minutes and neither of us budged. So Seether, JFK – CONGRATS!

R.W.F. Chris Pustelnik Roleplay Award: Gean Singh Nuked
With the quality of the RWF raising in the RP level this season I was torn trying to pick the best person for this award. And after long consideration I’d have to go with Gean Singh Nuked. This guy RP’d his ass off - no two ways about it.

Retirees & Hall of Fame Inductees J.F.K. Jr.
This is THE Hardcore Icon of the RWF – there will probably never be a crazier son of a bitch. Sure, people can follow in hardcore footsteps, but this man took it to another level. He started off with a lame-ass gimmick and managed by Dr. Mangahaus as a retard named “The Patient,” but went out on his own and not only fought as hardcore as they come but broke new ground and established matches that are still with us today – JFK, the KING and inventor of the empty swimming pool match, the REAL inventor of the Doctor’s Orders match, the greenhouse match, etc., etc. JFK - enjoy it and rest in peace.

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