My Joke page Vol. 1 # 2
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Joke Collection
Daily Doze
Why don't cheerleaders in San Francisco wear skirts?
Because when they sit down, their balls hang out.
A Man with 3 eye's no arms & 1 leg is hitch-hiking.
A British man stops, rolls down his window and says,
"Aye, aye, aye, you look armless, hop in."
Why did they drop the "Paula Jones" case?
Nobody could beleive that somebody with
a 6 inch nose could suck on somebody with
a 3 inch dick.
Did you hear about the Mexican who went to college?
Niether did I.
How do you stop a bunch of Puertoricans from robbing your house?
Put a "Now Hiring" sign in the window.
Did you hear about the midget who killed himself playing Ping-Pong?
He got too excited and fell off the table.
What do you call a female turtle?
A clitortis
So 3 Priests are in a boat with 3 young boys, when the boat starts sinking.
The first priest says, "We have to save the boys!"
The second priest says, "Fuck the boys."
The third priest asks, "Do you think we got time?"
How can you tell there's a gay president in the white House?
All the cigar's taste like shit.
Did you hear about the rabbi who couldn't eat his wife?
Yeah! Because she was a pig.
A guy go's into a drugstore and says, "I need some condoms for my 11 yr old daughter."
The pharmacist says, "Your daughter is sexually active at 11?"
He says, "No, she just lies there like her mother."
Two Polish guys are barrel-assing down a hill, when all of a sudden the brakes give out.
The guy driving says, "Jesus Christ, the brakes gave out!! What are we going to do?
The brakes gave out." The guy riding shotgun says, "Don't worry.
There's a stop sign at the bottom."
A truck driver is tearing down the freeway, when he see's a sign that say's,
"Low Bridge Ahead." Before he can do anything, there's the bridge,
and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a cop car comes up. The cop walks up ansd says'
"Got stuck huh?" The trucker says, "Nope, I was delivering this
bridge and I ran out of fucking gas."
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
