These are all so cheesy-but I love them!!!
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way!
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
