Funnee Lines

Hey guys! It's katy and noelle again, and it's a new year, and a newly revamped page. We keep updating because 1.) we still typo and 2.) we have too much time on our hands. We've become semi organized because...well....there's like, over 100 of these lines!! whoo! anyway. If you dont like my sense of humor...make like a tree...and leaf! :)

typos galore, or we just can't speak/hear etc.

~ Tissue? I hardly even know you! ~

~ katy: LOL, the first time i typed "titsue" which sounds SO wrong!!! noelle: like, you're having a tit issue? ~

~ "nekkidin" - it was supposed to be "nekkid in" (i.e., naked) but doesn't it sound like some weird kind of making out? like, hey baby, let's go nekkidin in the corner...or the mist... ~

~ the hell is an epuphany? ~

~ I can't hind a hand hold! ~

~ you're dick!!! ~

~ Cant ya lust block him? (like what? a chastity belt?) ~

~ damn them 8 balls! (katy: damn! can you see 4 poor guys out there going....crap! my balls are damned!) ~

~ ass a punishment for sodomy - a real quote from Katy's english paper. (she claims it's a typo - fruedian slip?? maybe?? ) ~

~ ewwww.....katy's humping her paper... (dude, that sounds SO bad! i wasn't! i swear!!!) ~

~ The many all nightdress that I pulled off that year were so hard on me, and many times I felt like I had lost the motivation to continue working. - the automatic spell checker had replaced the word "nighter" with "nightdress". this is a real quote from Noelle's english paper. ~

~ Brians turn you on!! (it was supposed to be brains…if you couldn’t figure out what the typo was) ~

~ I can sing the dong! I mean song! ~

~ noelle: omg! i had the typo "I'm busty, so I'm not at the computer right now" then katy: "what?? I can't reach the computer...my breasts are too big!?!?!"

~ stupid noelle typo: the answer was the duck of ellington!! ~

~ airplant!! ~

~ another stupid noelle typo: I have bed experiences with them (bad experiences, and i was talking about imaginary numbers!!) ~

~ I was sitting on my bed - it's the only place I can be productive in my room. ~

~ (Noelle really needs to learn how to type!!!) : "What dong?" "blcockquote" ~

~ nic nac paddy whack, give a dong a bone! (that WAS supposed to be dog....noelle can’t type….again…. or noelle is waaaay too lonely!) ~

~ I'm so sexcited! ~

~ noelle needs a boyfriend. badly. "you've been having us too long! ~

~ suidate! ~

~ brian dead. poor brian... ~

~ I'm such a sucker for pretty guys...I mean...eyes.... ~

~ mad bileage (do you think we were all sick for a week? nah...) ~

~ homestic dorse ~

~ I have to make watt match (said "waat motch") ~

~ (Wren has her own share of interesting quotes) ~

~ my bf i shot! ~

~ his name i sling ~

~ ok, see I can't talk. Not only did I say "Technicological" and "sedidedated" (that's supposed to be "technological" and "sedated"), but I made a spiffy Spoonerism (if you don't know what a Spoonerism is, find out! Good ole Speverend Rooner) and said "cretty preepy." Figure it out. ~

~ (It was a spoonerism I swear!) I'm giving you two hands to get off!/I meant to say, I'm giving you two seconds to get your hands off. I started to say, I'm giving you two hands...but I stopped, katy had to finish the rest of it :P ~

~ she's bruising it! ~

~ I N or E N? *hurt face* alan... ~

~ griffalan? ~

~ ywo want a fwuit woll wup! that doesn't look phallic...nope.nope. nope / Ack! it bounced off my hand! ~

~ noelle: we're...all...stars...now...in...the...dope....whoaaaa! THUD! (noelle is falling on her ass now sitting backwards on a chair. i laughed for like ten minutes straight. especially the SECOND time she did it.) ~

~ LOOK AT ME!! I CAN’T SPREAK! Spreak spreak! Spreak spreak! ~

~ Look at meeee!! i'm shit!! the goddess of the rainbow!! :) ~

....BITCH!....

~ "Dont throw bouquets at me..."/Take this bitch! ~

~ "Edelweiss, edelweiss, every morning you greet me. G'morning. Bitch." ~

~ "Ano...bitch!" ~

~ "Is Matt in the freezer...bitch? ~

~ "Is the lumpia in the freezer...bitch?"/"Yes...the lumpia's in the freezer. along with matt. and the cap and gown." ~

~ The battle cry of PMS "Foooooooooooooooosheeeeeee" (I know it doesn't have the word bitch in it, but hey, it's gotta do with PMS, that's good enough.) ~

~ "Fuck me!! Jesus Christ! Wait...no..." ~

~ If God had a face, what would it look like? Tim Keys! ~

~ "Hume Kaiyhem...bitch!" ~

~ Daijo fu daka, BITCH ~

~ Lying piece of sack of shit slut trash can scummest dirtbag,... BITCH ~

~ Van. Bitch. ~

~ Stepping out, Bitch! ~

~ Yakusoku, bitch ~

~ kimo wo, bitch ~

~ I win! Loser, bitch ~

~ chirpy bitch ~

~ honey bitch ~

~ what, does that make me bitch bitch? YES! ~

~ dorky bitch, melty bitch, and bitchity bitch. ahh, santouseiji ~

~ dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink. bitch. ~

~ you just bitched my dink!!! ~

~ hey, you just dinked my bitch. wait... ~

~ Not to sound like you, but do you think this means anything? ~

~ The I'll-do-some-work-for-free game ~

~ why not?

~ back off!

~ i'm kinda shy

~ that's okay, we'll learn

~ i just mistyped kinda 5 times...

~ yeah they are, but that's okay

~ you're not very good at implementing it

~ would you like me to be there?

~ can i pull her hair?

~ in that case, i can make the time

~ well if you two ever come when i invite you...

~ i'll walk you home

~ if you want to do anything, katy can come too

~ can i call you?

~ i haven't been able to date much

~ i've never had a serious girlfriend before

~ whatever happened to 7th grade dating, it worked then

~ bye noelle

~ let me get a writing utensil

~ i'll be over there

~ sure

~ can i call you my girlfriend?

~ I thought it was fairly obvious

them's fighting words...OY!

~ You know, I think more girls would be willing to give blow jobs if semen tasted like ranch dressing ~

~ You can do your mat anywhere ~

~ Imma kill that guy with the drums!! ~

~ I love you Neha!/ HEY!!!!! I *emphasis on I* love you Neha!!!! (awwww.....how cute....) ~

~ dude! he's getting off! (EWWWWWWW) ~

~ eloping! eeeeewwwww! Ew u’r sick man ~

~ i need something that can thud! (mmmriiight...we mean keyboards, but mmeh!) ~

~ You know that big white thing? That's not my ass! ~

~ Porn? It's just people having sex on TV. (as opposed to what? People having sex on the couch…?) ~

~ I know what a clitoris is! It's that girl thingy! I had sex ed, man!/ Nice way to put it. So, what’s it for? / Fine! Orgasm? ~

~ I have a clitoris! Unh unh! ~

~ A quarter?!?!?!?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ~

~ What about trying to wear corduroy pants? Swish swish, ughnnnnh unghhh. swish swish, unh unh ~

~ munch munch ~

~ Guys don't go "Eek!" they go "Hooouah!" ~

~ you GIMP!! where does he put his hat?? ~

~ You've got to grab it and drag it up! ~

~ One goes in, one goes out! (note: hand gestures really make this funnier, TRUST ME!) ~

~ noelle waves her hand up and down. "What is this? What am I reaching for?" ~

~ we both suck for Brian! well...alia does too ~

~ What's she doing?? Yetis????? ~

~ Everything we touch turns gimpy!!!! ~

~ I was going over there to get her, but Mike jumped me!! ~

~ Some students at the Republican Convention were yelling a cheer for the candidates "Bush and Dick! Bush and Dick!" That's just wrong! ~

~ Shattap!! I am pritty!!/This is very beautiful. But is it pritty? What's the difference? Shattap!! tell me it's pritty!!! ~

~ Well...I can't just say wedgie vagina ~

~ Thank You you are chewing on my nostril ~

~ You do everything Neil Diamond tells you to do, don't you? ~ ~ Excussa. You have hurt my leetle friend. That I do not allow. *BAM* ~

~ and I'm STILL going to kill that guy with the drums (Who's name is Jevin btw...) ~

conversation like things, yeah

~ katy: Fuck me, it's like one thirty. noelle: Oh baby, let's get it on!~

~ fuck me, it's a quarter to three ~

~ I'd be the weird roommate. Wait, no, that's you. Wait, no, it's ME! Doh! We're both weird! I forgot! ~

most commonly used lines in katy-noelle (and now angie) conversations

1.) that sounds SO bad!!!/ that sounds obscene...

2.) fuck me if i know (to which we reply:aww. do i have to? AGAIN?)

3.) mriiiiiiiighhhhttt

4.) phlt phlt phlt (note: see hand motion)

5.) there's yo bofrien

6.) what's up wit that guy?

7.) they're checking us out

8.) that's what (s)he said

9.) well, secretly...

10.) tee hee... you said 'sex'

11.) Um, Hi random. *opening of the random overhead bin*

~ "You can't fight when you're on the floor moaning" - angie ~

~ noelle: that looks so bad! katy: i know. (we say this a LOT) i'm not sure i want to eat this now. but i already bit off the end. noelle: go ahead, it still tastes good. ~

~ noelle: oh my god, this looks wrong! katy: what? we're pulling a bubbly thing between us and popping it? ~

~ Oooh! that's fun! I'm moving the veins in my foot! ~

~ katy: i'm going to do >bleep!!< again because i'm bored. (hint: it's a name, it isn't what it sounds like, but it's funny) ~

~ yeah, yeah, I know I'm sleep deprived when I'm in school...katy: Hey, what do you think would happen if Cyclops said "I want contacts! screw glasses!" noelle: "yeah, or that laser eye surgery" *katy starts laughing hysterically* noelle: what? what? I dont get it.....wait...D'OH! I know...I know I'm an idiot! ~

~ ewww katy's having orgies with the old European Royalty ~

~ hey! at least I'm not marrying Taylor Hanson ~

~ SHUDDOP!!! ~

~ ok g'nite, dont let the bed bugs bite/okay night, see you in the morning....2 minutes later hey, do you hear that little printing noise? I think it's coming from the computer/it cant be from my computer!! that'd be so loud like "NEEEERRP NEERP!!!/It's the bed bugs, they are printing their demands!/What?? They're going on strike now??/ Yeah, they formed a union..... 10 minutes later.....Damnit, it's that sound again!/That's it, I'm killing my computer!! ~

~ noelle: i had a dream! you were in it...you had to sit up on something! katy: oh dear... ~

~ someone: Owwww!!! that's hot, it'll burn my tongue. response: That's the way I like it! and you have to blow on it ~

~ fine! i'll ask him to screw you!/ of course, i don't know him well enough. ~

~ noelle: eww! i can't believe you kissed the graphite! katy: shuddop! he's hot! ~

~ SilentRob3: katy wants some more/ SilentRob3: so get ready ~

movie quotes. or something like that.

~ my! you are handsome! you're one sexy bitch! we are sexy bitches!! (mrrrrriiiiiigght, it's mike myers) ~

~ Do you feew incwined to giggwe when I say the name....Biggus.....Dickus?? - Ponthius Pilate, The Life of Brian (Monty Python) ~

~ My baby's all grown up...and... and savin' China! Have a tissue? (Mushu) ~

~ I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?/Do you always start conversation this way? ~ (the princess bride)

~ he didn’t FALL?? inconthievable!/ you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means (the princess bride) ~

~ I have ze loose jello, okay. *BOOIIINGGGGGG* (see hand motion) ~

~ Some people call it a slingblade, mmmm-hmmm. (Note: this is Renate's friend Andrew. We didn't do it!!) ~

~ You should make Van come into the third Dimension ~ (the vision of Escaflowne!) ~

~ "I wanna live with you in the 5th dimention" Wait. So what IS the 5th dimension? Since we've determined that the 4th dimension is committment, because the 4th dimension is time./ I think the 5th dimension must be REALLY good sex!! / Wait, no, the 5th dimension is ORGASM!!/ tee hee, you said orgasm! ~

size DOES matter

~ Who the hell is Steely Fajita? ~

<----------THIS BIG---------->

<--this small--> hey, why do you think they call him "short"??

~ is it just me, or does this look small to you? / holy shit!! that's huge!!! / Hmm, I thought that felt kinda small. ~

~ Steatopygia....it happens! You live in the desert, you get a big ass! ~

~ A big red stick? Wha? ~

~ 2 secs is better than no sex!! What kind of guy doesn’t want a blowjob?? ~

~ what?? it elongates with practice?? ~

~ Look!! A pickle!! ~

~ (see hand gesture) You know, that long thingy you use to measure stuff ~

~ my ass will just go down. ~

~ i kinda like him when he's floppy.

stress balls and cheetos

~ is THIS your style? ~

~ dryvankenalles...oh better yet, wet dryvankenalles ~

~ you mean your balloon hat? No, I don’t think that looks phallic, nope, not at all! ~

Nutrition information on carrots: Serving Size: 7 inches long, 1 1/4 inches in diameter. 0_0 One might expect more girth to it than that...

Here Jamie, draw Prof. Pegg, you know where to put the bulges in the right places!/NO!! don’t be drawing bulges on my board! NO BULGES ALLOWED ON THIS BOARD/ on another board: Bienvenue les bombements s’ill vous plaît!

~ hey, noelle! nice balls! (or ball) ~

~ Lookout! Flying balls! Wait…it's only one….what happened to the other one!?!?!?!?!?!? (It got stuck in the cup) ~

~ I gave Andy my cherry!! And he needed to poke it with his straw to get it out too… ~

~ (hee hee) that wasn't supposed to be that....it was supposed to be a relaxing touch! ~

~ baseball - it's just a sport with a bunch of guys thwaping balls with sticks ~

~ I have a tendency to sit on things, like cheetohs ~

~ I only SIT on cheetohs, not eat them! ~

~ Truce! No balls no tickling! ~

~ You put money in, and the balls come out! (It's a pay-per-game pool table, okay!?!??!) ~

~ I think it came apart so easily because it was wet! It's a straw wrapper, you sick little monkey! (like THAT doesn't sound wrong in itself!) ~

~ SIGN IN FRONT OF OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE: Main Entrance in Rear. OK, am I the ONLY one who thinks that can be taken the wrong way? *no pun intended* ~

~ It's that little hanging thing at the bottom.... (that is, Baja, California, which is a part of Mexico!) ~

~ I can see the genitals from here!!! ~

~ I found a huge lumpy patch! ~

~ *ping* *whch ping* ~

~ I don't want YOUR ass.....i want *** ***'s ~

~ he showed up at my door with bosoms and asses ~

~ It's harder to do without something flopping around!! ~

Us? Make fun of people? Never....

~ Hey...Kate...you know what? I feel like I'm in Tyler Ellsworth's Car!! ~

~ Uh, noelle, does he always answer the phone, yo yo yo mama yo? ~

~ Help! Help! I'm in christ! ~

~ Uhh...noelle...can I ask you something? (NO! Bitch!> ~

~ I'll do some work for free ~

~ half of my friends think he's hot/ONLY half?/Yeah, the other half are guys ~

~ why not? ~

damn if we could make a category for this stuff

~ he spent 200 years on her breasts. Well actually, just one. (my god!! he must have been REALLY happy!!) it's to his coy mistress!! it's a poem!!! (suuuure, that's what they ALL say!!) ~

~ "A gentle knight was pricking on the playne..." It wasn't me that said that! It was Spenser! ~

~ So.....while reading the conservative newspaper, there was this line about shepherds with big sticks playing with them right in front of the sheep. Is that wrong or what?! ~

~ WEBSTAC UPDATE! all the new freshmen guys *with the exception of a few james and matts* are FRICKING CUTE!

~ Yes, I have a coke habit. How did you know? Oh….the pile of cans in the window…(we had a pile of cans last year, and it was pretty tall, but we had to stop piling them because they would fall...in the end of the year, we filled up a WHOLE recycling bin...us? addicted? I dont think so...) ~

~ oW!! My arm!! It reeks of apple!! ~

~ What I hate about nail polish is that I use my fingers so much it peels off. ~

~ i get startled more often than you get pleased!! (yeah...that sounds bad...) ~

~ hat....bow....tie....what? a tie with a little bow on it? yeah, so its head doesn't get cold! ~

~ My men travel in packs! ~

~ DAMN! I got to do this again, I got rid of his heart! ~

~ goin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches. Millions of peaches, peaches for freeeee. Millions of peaches, peaches for me!! (yuummmmmmm, peaches) ~

~ Very good! You give me so much at one time! Yes, I do. I - may have bigger for you. Bigger? My my! ~

DUDE! There are some crazies who play trivia

~ I like you with the smalls! - some random trivia player~

~ My fingers are getting wet, they're flying all over the place~! - Lunargoddess

~ * Sheebah is going to lubricate her fingers! ~

~ Mirrie: so I am naked with a lollipop in my mouth lol ~

~ I washed my hands and now I can't do a thing with my fingers! - Missangelica ~

~ now you should know that you need to warm it up before you pop it in! - Missangelica ~

~ Just-A-Girl - dang you...bang you....gonna take a rope and hang you... (nice to know that katy was told this by a 63 year old woman!!) ~

~ Cortez: hand was in the wrong place... ~

TrivBot #281: What dish was invented in 1896 in New Yôrk by the chef ôf the Chinese Ambassadôr? (7 pts.)