Stories by me : ) have fun!
Jo: have any good stories you can tell me about?
Me: hmm
i can make one up
there was once this cow
who had 3 purple peas
and thes purple peas were magical
they could talk
and sneeze
so one day
Jo: haha lolz
Me: the cow was walking along with his peas
and this donkey came along
Jo: they can walk too!
Me: who accidently ate one of the peas!
no they were riding with the cow
Jo: NOoooooooo
Jo: oic
Me: ok
Me: so the two lpeas that were left were very sad
cuz the donkey ate its brother!
and so they plotted revenge
but as they were doing this
the cow accidently steppend on another of the purple peas!!
Jo: NOooooooooooo
Me: so the there was only one pea left
and he was so angry at the cow
that he tried to bite him
but he had no mouth
Jo: hahaha
Me: so he couldnt do anything about it
Jo: but they can talk?
Me: um
yeh
shh
hehe
Jo: hahaha lolz
Me: and so this last pea
was pacing back and forth
trying to figure out what he could do
to take his revenge
and the donkey came along
snuck up behind the pea
and pounced!
Jo: NOOOOOoooo
Me: but the cow saw what the donkey was up to
and jumped at the donkey
Jo: cows can jump?
Me: this one can
its a jumpin cow
Jo: so ic
Me: and so the cow and the donkey were fighting viciously
and they fought and fought
till they were both so tired
and worn out
both of them died
so the last purple pea was happy
he got his revenge
then
a rooster came along
and pooped on the last purple pea!
and the purple pea drowned
in rooster poop
the end
Jo: what the
Me: moral: dont forget to wear underwear
Jo: hahahaha
