King Benjamin Says
Attention everyone! King Benjamin wishes to address the castle!
- Life's a b*tch and so am I, so get used to it.
- You're dumb. You are dumb. I think you're dumb. I just think youre dumb. I'm just putting my opinion forth that I think you're dumb, dumb, dumb.
- Daniel is actually an idiot.
- Teenyboppers are mental. Hype sucks. I hate hyper! Its like, all teenyboppers!
- He's like a puny bastard. He always walks around and says,
- None of that swearing, big fella.
- Danny Boy plays drums.
- American's are like psychos. They run around in circles and punch people. And there's always a leader. There's like, one, big, heavy dude just walking around going 'got outta the way or Ill break you!'
- Daniel Johns has the smallest left arm in history.
- You're a wanker. {To Daniel}
- Daniels a free camper.
- I'm in a cave! Im in a cave! Look out!
- You know, we need our sleep, cause, umm, we're little boys.
- He's going to play cemetery all by his little lonesome self. Hit it Daniel! Show us what youre made of dude!
- Shut up, please mum! I'm the one doing the bloody interveiw!
- Umm... never assume.
- F*ck's a wonderful world. Mind you, some girls dont like it. If you go out on a date it can be a mistake to go 'f*ck' all the time.
- Yeah, yeah. I know I have like, a bazillion Daniel quotes but almost no Ben or Chris quotes. But please understand that I could only find a few of my papers with SC quotes on 'em, and a majority of the talking is usually done by Daniel. So please understand that I will have more quotes on all three of 'em, but not until after the 15.