King Benjamin Says

Attention everyone! King Benjamin wishes to address the castle!

• Life's a b*tch and so am I, so get used to it.
• You're dumb. You are dumb. I think you're dumb. I just think youre dumb. I'm just putting my opinion forth that I think you're dumb, dumb, dumb.
• Daniel is actually an idiot.
• Teenyboppers are mental. Hype sucks. I hate hyper! Its like, all teenyboppers!
• He's like a puny bastard. He always walks around and says,
• None of that swearing, big fella.
• Danny Boy plays drums.
• American's are like psychos. They run around in circles and punch people. And there's always a leader. There's like, one, big, heavy dude just walking around going 'got outta the way or Ill break you!'
• Daniel Johns has the smallest left arm in history.
• You're a wanker. {To Daniel}
• Daniels a free camper.
• I'm in a cave! Im in a cave! Look out!
• You know, we need our sleep, cause, umm, we're little boys.
• He's going to play cemetery all by his little lonesome self. Hit it Daniel! Show us what youre made of dude!
• Shut up, please mum! I'm the one doing the bloody interveiw!
• Umm... never assume.
• F*ck's a wonderful world. Mind you, some girls dont like it. If you go out on a date it can be a mistake to go 'f*ck' all the time.

• Yeah, yeah. I know I have like, a bazillion Daniel quotes but almost no Ben or Chris quotes. But please understand that I could only find a few of my papers with SC quotes on 'em, and a majority of the talking is usually done by Daniel. So please understand that I will have more quotes on all three of 'em, but not until after the 15.