Mavis Leonard is a Christian lady from Bellflower who is a member in good standing of the Joyful Union Congregation. She does outrageous things in the name of Jesus. For example, she baptizes infants by wrapping them in an oven bag and dunking themunder water for over a minute. As she related her baptism stories on the air she sang that great Negro spiritual, Baptist baby in a Bag! Of course we all know the words, "Baptist baby in a bag, baptist baby in a bag; come Jesus, come Jesus today."
A firm believer in hygiene, Mavis scrubs her grandchildren with a wire brush while singing another great spiritual,"Scrub my baby with a wire brush, scrub my baby witha wire brush, scrub that baby down until he is no longer brown!"
To get her 3 year old grandson to go to bed on time at 7:30 pm she threatens to nail him to his bed{like her savior Jesus was nailed to the cross) with a nail gun while singing "Nail my baby to a bed, nail my baby to a bed like my Jesus was nailed to the cross!" Mavis also is a strong believer in sweating out acold and once locked her grandchild who had a cold in a 150 degree car "to sweat it out". Mavis played a harmonica outside the car and sang, "Jesus help my baby sweat out the cold, sweat out the cold, Baby get cured but he won't grow old."
Mavis called in recently concerned about the NY mayor, Rudy Guiliani and things about him. She said something was wrong. The mayor is supposed to have prostate cancer (Like Mavis' late husband) and therefore could not be having an affair since he could not bring lumber to that affair with the prostate cancer. Mavis said her husband was not erectile after having the cancer so she had to go out and have some affairs. Mavis said Guiliani must have erectile issues also.
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