62 Ways To Piss Off BSB

1. Tell them that NSYNC sings better than them.
2. Tell Nick that he looked like an ugly flat chested girl in the I'll
Never Break Your Heart video.
3. Tell Kevin that he's only a Backstreet Boy cause they needed someone who
looked good.
4. Tell Brian that with all that money he has he needs to buy some hair
plugs.
5. Tell Howie that he looks gay whether he has long hair or not.
6. Tell AJ that all those hats he wears are almost as ugly as him.
7. Tell them that Lance from NSYNC can dance better than all of them.
8. Tell Nick that he chews gum like a hooker trying to turn a trick.
9. Tell Brian that his girlfriend looks like she could be his aunt.
10. Ask Howie when he's going to become a man.
11. Ask AJ if they call him "Bone" since he gnaws on them.
12. Tell Nick and Brian that they can't play basketball.
13. Tell Kevin that a retarded person talks faster than him.
14. Tell them that 98* sings better than them.
15. Tell Nick that he'll never be black, no matter how hard he tries.
16. Tell AJ that the bondage look is out.
17. Tell Brian that he looks 34 instead of 24.
18. Tell them that you liked their opening acts better than you liked them.
19. Tell the other guys that they could never look as good as Kevin.
20. Tell AJ that the mad scientist hairstyle is out.
21. Tell Nick to stop trying to be like Chris with the braided hair.
22 Tell AJ that Nigel Dick stole his red golf hat.
23. Tell Howie that guys don't normally say "and stuff like that" and "or
whatever" all the time.
24. Ask Brian if Tyke attacked him in the face and that's why his lips are
like that.
25. Ask AJ if Tyke attacked him in the face and that's why his face looks
like that.
26. Tell Nick that Aaron sings better than he does.
27. Tell Howie that he knew he was looking at women's clothes in the Disney
special but he got scared when the camera saw him in that department.
28. Tell Kevin that Barney is more fun than him.
29. Tell AJ that he won't be able to sing when he gets emphysema and lung
cancer from smoking those cigarettes.
30. Better yet, tell him he can't sing now!
31. Tell Brian that he looked better as the wolfman in the Everybody video
than he does in real life.
32. Tell Howie that he needs to keep his shirt closed cause he doesn't look
good and we don't wanna see that! "Howard! Sensors!" lol
33. Tell AJ that "Gilligan 2000" has a better chance of being laid than he
does.
34. Tell Kevin you stole his hair gel.
35. Ask Nick why he would waste money on a car he doesn't drive.
36. Better yet, tell him his Prowler is an ugly piece of crap.
37. Tell AJ that Nick had his license before he did.
38. Ask Nick or Brian why they never take off their wifebeaters.
39. Tell Nick that he looked like a gorilla in the mist on the cover of
Teen People.
40. Tell Brian that you can't have a "manly scar" unless you're a man.
41. Ask Howie how many trees he cut down with those beaver teeth of his.
42. Tell them that Ben Stiller would make a good Kevin or AJ replacement.
43. Better yet, tell them that you liked the "Backstreet Boyz" better than
them.
44. Tell them they got played by the "sixth Backstreet Boy" Lou Pearlman.
45. Tell AJ that tattoos don't make you tough, so he can stop getting them
cause they're ugly.
46. Better yet, tell him his tattoos are almost as gay as him.
47. Tell them that their Disney Channel special sucked.
48. Better yet, tell them that you would have rather watched reruns of the
Mickey Mouse Club when JC and Justin were on it.
49. Ask Nick and AJ why they were never on the Mickey Mouse Club.
50. Ask Howie why he was rejected from Menudo.
51. Tell Kevin that you liked him better as Aladdin at Disney World.
52. Tell Brian that you didn't even notice he wasn't there on MTV when the
Backstreet Boys were live.
53. Tell AJ that you refer to him as "Gay J."
54. Tell Nick that Aaron is "prettier" than him.
55. Ask Kevin and Brian if they're just cousins or if they're
cousin/brothers.
56. Better yet, ask them how many of their female relatives they've slept
with.
57. Ask Howie why the other guys talk about girls and have girlfriends and
he doesn't.
58. Tell AJ that your five year old brother dresses better than he does.
59. Tell them that you could see their makeup in ___________ (you fill in
the blank).
60. Better yet, ask them for makeup tips. lol
61. Tell them that their fifteen minutes of fame are almost up.
62. Tell them that you liked them until NSYNC came along! lol