Final Fantasy III
gtgold: Heya!! I love Final Fantasy III soooooo much !!! So I will probably work real hard on this part of the page. Throughout the game is a whole lot of funny stuff that I can't remember right now!! But I will work dilligently on this page. Well seeyah later.
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My own little story!
(Locke, a smart thief with cool looks) (Gogo, a mystery character that no one knows anything about) (Relm, a little girl that has an extraordinary talent for painting) Locke: Hey, it's not funny anymore! Gogo: Hey, it's not funny anymore! Locke: Huh? What's the matter Relm, don't tell me you tried to draw Sabin's face again. Gogo: Huh? What's the matter Relm, don't tell me you tried to draw Sabin's face again. Locke: Will you go away! Gogo: Will you go away! Relm: (sigh) Locke: BOLT 3! Gogo: BOLT 3! (ZAP!) Locke: arrgh...(faint) Gogo: arrgh...(faint) Relm: (walks off) (Umaro, a Sasquatch that does not know anything but is extremely strong wanders toward Relm) Umaro: Unggg! Relm: ...... Umaro: Unggg! Unnggg, Unnnngggggg!!!!! Relm: (sigh) Umaro: (sees a bug and his feeble mind becomes distracted) SQUASH! UMARO!!! SQUASH!!!! (Celes, formally known as General Celes she joined the Returners to defeat the empire that ruled her life since she was a child) Celes: What's wrong Relm? Relm: My...My Chocobo Brush ....it's gone... Celes: I'll help you find it come on.
(go downstairs) Setting: Setzer, Edgar and Sabin are playing cards when Relm and Celes walk in. (Edgar, a ladies man he’s the King of Figaro Castle and uses mechanical “Tools” for weapons) (Setzer, a seemingly “born” gambler lives his life like a renegade) (Sabin, Edgar’s brother spent his life training his body and mind to become powerful and battle ready for his enemies) Setzer: heh heh heh, looks like you two lose again. Sabin: What how could you win 27 times in a row?! Setzer: Gamblers luck I guess. Sabin: Gamblers Luck my $#@!! Bum Ru... Edgar: Cut it out or I'll use air anchor on you both!! Setzer: Grrr.... Sabin: Grrr.... Celes: You two.... (disgusted sigh) Setzer and Sabin: WHAT!!! Celes: Relm has lost her brush and all of you are going to help find it. Sabin: Grrr....argh...alright... Edgar: I was losing anyway. Setzer: ...as long as I don't have to look into muscle head's face anymore. (heh, heh) Sabin: What? You gambling... Celes: Great! We'll start in this room! (after an hour of searching) Celes: Find anything? Setzer: I found 23GP, a Mithrill blade, a wad of gum and this really awful picture.(holds up picture of Sabin) Sabin: That looks famil....hey wait a second. YOU CHEATING... Edgar: I found my air anchor! Whoops! (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM) Sabin: GAHH!! (faint) Celes: Good..uh, I mean look what you did!! Edgar: It slipped, honest. Relm: STOP CLOWNING AROUND!!!!! (BOOM!!!!) Edgar: Speaking of clowns, look!! Kefka: WAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!! I've come for my treasure!! (Kefka, the physco leader for the Empire, leads with a cruel laugh and evil smirk) Setzer: Huh, Oh yah, the Gem Box right. Mog has it. Kefka: And where is your Mog? Mog : Right here Kefka!! (Mog, a fast talking, slam dancing, street smart….Moogle) Kefka: Huh? Mog : (falls from sky) KUPPOOO!!!! Kefka: arggg! (falls to floor) Celes: Thanks Mog! Mog : Welkuppoo! Relm : Maybe Kefka has my brush!! Locke: (jumps down the stairs and leaps onto Kefka)couldn’t steal! Gogo : (jumps down the stairs and leaps onto Kefka) couldn’t steal! Kefka: Arrgh! You fools!!(jumps out hole) Mog : Oh no he's getting away, kupo!! Locke: (laugh) Maybe he saw Sabin's face. By the way, where's Sabin? Setzer: He's taking a snooze. Locke: What's that in the corner? Edgar: (smiles) that's Sabin's portrait. Locke: I have an idea. (grabs the portrait, puts it in front of Sabin's face and uses a Phoenix Down) Sabin: Unng...What the!!!AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Sabin was scared so badly he fell through Kefka's hole) Everyone:(except Locke) SABIN!!!!! Locke: (rolling on floor) WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!!!!!!!! Umaro: (still chasing after the bug he falls through the hole also) Unnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Setzer: We gotta save them!! (grabbing the controls he dives the airship straight down just barley snagging Umaro) gtgold:Oh no!! Sabin's gonna crash into that mansion!!! (CRASH!!!!!) Setting: Setzer lands the ship and everyone heads to the mansion. At the mansion they see Owzer, Shadow, Cyan, Interceptor, Strago, Gau and Terra leaning over Sabin.
Gau: Mr. Thou fall?
Sabin: (jumps up) you think a fall like that could hurt me?
Locke: ACCHHHH!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE???!!!!
Sabin: Huh.... what?
Locke: Huh? (SMACK!!!) arrrgh..(fainted)
Shadow: What happened to you guys? We were just trading in my daught...ugh I mean Relm’s Chocobo Brush for this Magical Brush for her birthday, when all...
Relm: (runs up and grabs shadow) thank you so much!
Everyone: (except Locke) Happy Birthday Relm!!!
WAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HA!!!
Kefka: (drops through hole just left of shadow and Relm right on his face) SMACK!!! You stupid I.A.F. soldiers I meant your other right you incompetent...oh, hello! YOINK!!
(stole Magical Brush)
Relm: hey, that's my birthday present!!!!
Kefka: Not anymore!!! WAH HAH HAH (runs for the door and trips over Locke) SMACK!! (snivel) WAHHHHH!!! MOMMY!!!!!!
(dropped Magical Brush)
Setzer: What a clown!!!
Everyone: LAUGH (except Locke)
THE END
(Locke slowly wakes up)
Locke: Huh!! What did I miss?
Sabin: You idiot you were K.O.'d the whole time!!!
Locke: Oh, I wondered why it was so dark. I figured I looked at Sabin and got turned to stone.
Sabin: Heh heh heh!
Locke: Whoops.
Sabin: Big whoops. Bum Rush!!!
Locke: GAHHH!!!... (faints)
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