by LucyOlsen@usa.net
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Ash: Look! It's a Clefary! Come one guys, I want to catch him!
Misty: Yeah, let's follow it! I won't let it get away *this* time!
Brock: Let's go!
Ash, Misty, and Brock are on their way to Verilian city...but they are about
to get sidetracked...on a short but temporary trip into the Twilight
Zone...(Wait, sorry, wrong show.)
The chase after the Clefary who is surprisingly fast for it's size.
Misty: I don't know, Ash. Maybe you should let Pikachu try to weaken before
you catch it.
Brock: No, wait guys. Look!
Brock points and Ash and Misty follow his finger...and see the Pokemon joining
a group of other clefary.
Ash: What are they doing? And what's that?
The clafary are surrounding a large machine that the kids have no clue what
it's for.
Misty: I don't know.
The clafary turn it on and a large blue shape appears.
Brock: Hey, doesn't that look kind of like the vortex on that Sliders show?
Ash: Yeah, hey I know! It's a wormhole! The clafary are trying to make a
wormhole so they can get back to their home planet! Let's follow them!
Misty: I don't know if it's safe...
Ash: Come on, Misty, where's your sense of adventure? I'm going after them.
As soon as the first clefary runs through the wormhole, Ash, Misty, and Brock
follow it.
Brock: Hey, where are we?
Ash: Do you think it's the clefary home planet?
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Meanwhile, back on Earth...
James: This is wonderful! Now we can get to the clafary home planet and catch
all the ones we want!
Meowth: yeah, aren't we lucky that we stumbled on to this?
Jesse: NO! IT WAN"T LUCK IT WAS SKILL. WE FOUND THE CLEFARY BECAUSE OF MY
GREAT SKILL!!
James: Once we give the boss all those clefary we'll be promoted!
Meowth: I'll take my rightful place at the boss' right hand side.
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Misty: hey, guys? The other clefary aren't following...
Brock: Maybe they were just testing the wormhole to see if they got the
coordinates right.
Pickachu: Pikachu! (What else did you expect him to say?)
Ash: What is it Pikachu?
Ash turns to look at his pikachu who is pointing at the retreating form of the
clefary. The clefary then retreats around the corner and...
Ash: Come on! After it!
Ash begins to run...
Misty: Hold up, Ash, wait for us!
All three kids and Pikachu run into the next room and see the clefary.
Clefary: Clefary! Clefary! (Umm, same as when Pikachu said "pickachu.")
Ash sees something else besides the clefary in the room...
Ash: What's that?
Misty: I don't know. What don't you ask Dexter?
Ash: Good idea.
Ash takes out his pokedex and turns in to the pokemon in question.
Dexter: There is no information on this pokemon at this time. New pokemon are
being discovered every day.
Ash: Yay! I discovered a new pokemon and I'm, going to be the first to catch
one!
Ash takes out a red and white ball and throws it.
Ash: Pokeball GO!
The pokeball hits the new pokemon and engulfs it. (It's amazing how that
think fit in there.) It shakes for a bit but then just stays still.
Ash: Yay!
Clefary: (Do I really have to say what it says? Oh, okay. Fine.) Clefary!
The Clefary turns and runs back the way it came, back into the room with the
room with the wormhole.
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu follow it and enter the room just in time to
see the clefary go back through the wormhole.
Misty: Let's go back, guys. I'm worried that the wormhole might close and
that we'll be trapped here.
In quick succession everyone runs into the wormhole and exits to see all the
clefary they had seen earlier begin to leave.
Clefary1: Clefary!
Clefary2: Clefary! Clefary, Clefary!
Clefary3: Clefary! Clefary! Clefary! Clefary!
Ash: What are they saying, Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pikachu. Pika-pi.
Pikachu shakes his head "no."
Ash: You mean that wasn't their home planet?
Pikachu: Pika!
Misty: Maybe they'll have better luck next time, Ash.
Ash: Maybe.
All the pokemon and pokemon trainers walk off.
Jesse opens her eyes and…
Jesse: James, Meowth! Wake up! All the clefary are gone.
James: Wha? They must have gone though the wormhole. Let's go!
As soon as Jesse, James, and Meowth exit the wormhole they start doing
something really annoying.
Jesse: Prepare for trouble,
James: Make it double.
Meowth: Guy's?
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation.
James: To unite all people within our nation.
Meowth: Uh, guys?
Jesse: Meowth HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NEVER TO INTERRUPT US DURING OUR
SPEECH?
Meowth: There's no one here!
But that wasn't true for long.
Two people burst into the room followed by a blue woman and a tentacle'ed
man.
James: Look Jesse! Aliens!
Jesse: There's nposuch thing as aliens, James. I'm sure there's a perfectly
reasonable explanation for this. (Sorry, Scully-muse leak.)
Aeryn quickly pantak jabs both Jesse and James and shoots Meowth with her
pulse rifle.
Crichton: Who do you think they are?
D'Argo: It's obvious that they are not peacekeepers. Even the dumbest of them
wouldn't scream their arrival in rhyme.
Zhaan: What should we do with them?
Aeryn: Space 'em.
Crichton: Uh, guys? Where's Rygle?
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