Through the Looking Glass


Rygel: That's krogar. A delicacy, even for pagans.
John: Yeah, and how long was it under your butt getting delicate?

Chiana: Can I say something?
All: No!

Zhaan: Rygel, what do you think?
Rygel: Well, Moya has been, for as long as I can remember, our protector, our home, our companion and our friend. But as relationships grow, they can also change. You think we can trade her in for a faster vessel?

Chiana: I know I just got here, but can I say something?
All: No!

Chiana: That's what I've been trying to tell you guys. The DRD's have ears. No wonder you guys have been running around in circles.

Rygel: You want us to stay?
Pilot: Of course. We are most fulfilled when serving others. Your presence is gratifying and comforting.

John: Listen, Sunshine, you want to be part of this crew?
Chiana: On the good days.
John: This is one of the good days. I thought you were Junior Miss Tough Chick of the Universe.

John: What's so damn funny?
Rygel: You! You're making that same face, but... In a cute way.
John: Cute?

John: I don't know what you've been smoking, Buckwheat, but we've got a serious problem here.

John: Hey, Guido, you see that?

John: You've gotta listen for a weird, strange noise. Something out of the ordinary.
Rygel: Weird nose... Does my stomach count?

John: I've got to get out of here before I end up like you!
Rygel: What, handsome with a great sexual prowess?

John: Okay, Alice, once more into the Looking Glass.

Pilot: The DRD's still show Officer Sun on tier two, Rygel outside the seventh chamber and D'Argo in-
Chiana: Competent?

Zhaan: Then why can't we see them?
John: Because you don't have X-ray vision, do you?

Chiana: You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?

John: You'll be happy to know I have a plan.
Chiana: I'll be happy to know it works.

Chiana: Can I say something?
Zhaan: No.

Zhaan: We stay together. The whole way, Chiana.
Chiana: Yes, Mother.
John: No, Mom, the plan has changed. You stay here with Pilot. If that creature comes back, shoot it.
Zhaan: Even if I were stilla full Pa'u, I would not hesitate.
John: I hear. Ready, Pip?
Chiana: And Pip would mean?
John: My favorite traveling companion.

D'Argo: You haven't heard of anything like this happening before?

John: I haven't heard of anything like anything happening before. My planet doesn't even go to the moon anymore.

John: Does that thing work?
D'Argo: Barely. I only retch once in a while now.

John: Do you know how to use that thing?
Chiana: I'm scared thoughtless, not stupid.

D'Argo: One, two, fire!
John: What happened to three?

D'Argo: You said this light doesn't affect you.
Chiana: Yes. No. No. Yes, this light doesn't affect me. No, I won't stay alone. And no, I won't stay alone.

D'Argo: I remember from the first seven times you told me.

D'Argo: Nuh uh uh. Not here. Go. Go! Do not want that here!

Chiana: What if the creature's waiting?
John: Then piss it off.
Chiana: How?
John: Pretend it's me.

John: Not bad for a girl that hates to do homework.

Aeryn: Why did you not shoot that thing?
John: I don't know.
Aeryn: You don't know. Brilliant instinct, Crichton.

John: Pilot was pretty specific abotu what he wanted.
Aeryn: I have some of Pilot's DNA, remember?

John: It's gonna be harder to doubt you in the future.
Aeryn: I apologize for my strengths.

John: Chiana? Sparky!

Rygel: Careful... Don't slip and fall and die!

Chiana: Do you know any good jokes?
John: Not besides the one I'm living.

Rygel: No dominar from the House of Rygel ever travels in reverse!
John: Turn around, pretend you're heading forward.

John: Restore the green knob.
Chiana: Ignore the green slop.
John: Restore the green knob. Do that, and I'll let you take a transport down on the next planet.
Chiana: Green knob. Green knob.
John: Good girl. Hang tough, Sparky. Enjoy the personality.

John: I wish you people would stop pointing guns at me.

John: Whatever happens, we go together.

Zhaan: It's trying to communicate.
John: You bet your blue ass.

D'Argo: I have no timekeeping device.
John: One Mississippi, one. Two Mississippi, two. Three Mississippi, three. Three hundred, forward.
D'Argo: One Mippippippi... Two Mippippippi...

John: I'd never leave you.

Aeryn: Good luck.
John: Back at you, baby.

John: Still auditioning for Star Search, I see.
Rygel: No, I have a new philosophy. What used to be important, isn't. What should be important, never will be.
John: Great. By the way, when this whole thing screws up and we die, you're not gonna be winching in my ear, right?

Pilot: I fail to see the source of your amusement.

John: You did not say that!
D'Argo: I did. I was very shameless in my youth.
John: And that worked?
D'Argo: Of course not. The girl screamed and I was almost arrested.

Zhaan: My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.

Rygel: I spent all evening listening to them gripe and whine about me. Of course, they didn't realize I was their dominar.
Aeryn: I admire your openness to criticism, Rygel. WHen did they figure it out?
Rygel: At their trial, of course.

Rygel: In that case, tell her, if she is so inclined, when it is born she can name it after me.
Chiana: That only works if it's a runt.

John: This is one of the good days, people. To a healthy, happy baby.


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