Alex: We've talked about this, John. Taking a break.
John: It's not a break, Alex, if you're all the way across the continent.
Rygel: Hail prince of the obvious.
Rygel: I like my wives pregnant, and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm, and my slumber is uninterrupted.
John: Wives, plural? Big fella!
John: That's my underwear!
Aeryn: What does this say?
John: Calvin.
Aeryn: They're not yours.
D'Argo: I dreamt of my wife last night. The last night we spent together before she was murdered.
John: That was my dream. No, not your wife. Someone I cared about. How about you girls? Sex dreams?
Aeryn: I slept soundly.
Zhaan: I am unimpressed by your masculine memories.
John: It's so perfect my teeth ache.
Aeryn: That's from all the sincerity.
Zhaan: You invaded my soul last night and you left me bitter.
Tahleen: Your friends were happy with their rememberances, were they not?
Zhaan: Yet you caused me remember.
Tahleen: We always remember, Zhaan. We simply choose to ignore.
Tahleen: That is why we must have your secret. Before we are all consumed.
Zhaan: I have no secret, Tahleen. I am just me.
Aeryn: You are the most bizarre creature I have ever met.
D'Argo: Something Crichton said is disturbing me.
Rygel: Finally! I've been saying that since he arrived.
Tuzak: I am insane.
John: Yeah, that would have been my next guess.
John: What was that?
Zhaan: The crime I was imprisoned for.
Zhaan: I need you.
John: For what, target practice?
Aeryn: This is such a bad combination... I should have never left them. Zhaan distracted, Crichton confused...
D'Argo: Crichton is always confused.
Tahleen: Preoccupy them all, as you would children. Attack them with their own hopes and fears.
That guy Delvian: Is that how you would treat your own children, Lorana?
Zhaan: I do respect your teachings, Pa'u Tuzak.
Tuzak: And I respect your choice of murder victims.
John: Where's Tahleen?
Alex: Lotus position somewhere.
Alex: We made a promise to always be there for each other.
John: When have I not been there for you?
Alex: Whenever anyone else needs you.
John: I never gave you that.
Alex: You never gave me this?
John: No, I remember giving you the ring, I just don't remember...
Alex: You don't remember what, John? Marrying me?
Alex: Do you want it back?
John: No. Never.
Alex: Then honor your vow, or choose Zhaan over me and take the ring.
John: You're going to kill her, aren't you? Just like you killed your lover.
Zhaan: The urge to give retribution is intoxicating. I have missed it.
John: Alex said that you were going to do this. That you'd quit.
Zhaan: Alex? Who is Alex?
John: Alex. My wife.
Zhaan: I should not have brought you here. Let's face it. We are both gone.
Alex: I'm not here, John. I've never been.
Lorana: I release you from what is not true.
John: How in God's name do you call yourself a priest?
Lorana: I have no excuse.
John: So what now? Kill me, cage me, teach me tricks?
Lorana: Whilst in your mind, you have showed me the ember of my own virtue.
John: Next time, ask.
Rygel: I get a vote. I say we go down there and shoot them all.
Rygel: D'Argo almost stepped on me.
John: The part of Tahleen in tonight's unity will be played by John Crichton.
Zhaan: You wish to share unity with me?
John: 'Cause you guys are always going on about how hot it is, I thought I'd give it a go.
John: ::Clucking noise:: Your translator microbes handle that one?
Zhaan: Although, I must admit I have always wondered what could possibly go on in there.
John: Not a lot. I'm a guy. Come on, Zhaan. What are you afraid of?
John: What is that?
Zhaan: Unity.
John: It's like Disney on acid! Ten years of really great sex all at the same moment.
John: Look at yourself as I see you. Gentle, giving... That's you, Zhaan. Tahleen can't take that. And she didn't. You're still that Pa'u.
Zhaan: Thank you, John.
John: This tree, the center of your existence, right? The source of your goodness, spiritual flame... Well, burn down the temple, sister, because you're a bastard sect in any religion.
Zhaan: I am now a Pa'u of the tenth level, able to protect.
Zhaan: It's not about winning, John. Each day infuses us with the knowledge we carry into tomorrow. I will be a Pa'u again. But I am not today.
John: It's a shame. Waste some of those years of training.
Zhaan: Hardly wasted. They were the best cycles of my life.
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