No wonder no one on Moya has any clue what the hell he's talking about! If I'd never heard of any of this, I'd just give him funny looks, too...


"Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters, my ass." (Premiere)

"Can you get me off this rock, away from these overamped rent-a-cops?" (Premiere)

"I need paper." (Premiere)

"That thing's a Hyundai." (Exodus from Genesis)

"D'Argo, the giant Ouija board says... optimum plus three." (Exodus from Genesis)

"She's talking. The Xeroxes can't do that." (Exodus from Genesis)

"We didn't cover the life cycle of deep space insects at JFK high." (Exodus from Genesis)

"What we do know is they're willing to pay us to haul cargo, which they're not gonna do if you go in there doing your John Wayne impression." (Throne for a Loss)

"The big guy. True Grit. Searchers. The Cowboys. Ginghis Khan. Forget about Ginghis Khan. Everybody has a bad movie." (Throne for a Loss)

"Kung fu! Kung fu never carried a gun!" (Throne for a Loss)

"Graviton shield, tracto ray, Super Glue, whatever you yanked me aboard with." (Throne for a Loss)

"That's a little more than cappucino, pal." (Throne for a Loss)

"Check it out, it's a water balloon!" (Throne for a Loss)

"Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!" (Throne for a Loss)

"Like the Green Lantern's ring." (Throne for a Loss)

"You ever hear of chicken pox?" (Throne for a Loss)

"Like a psychic Spanish fly." (Back and Back and Back to the Future)

"I think it's about time the old goat spilled his guts." (Back and Back and Back to the Future)

"Well just ask Leonardo DiCaprio. Even the big ones go down." (PK Tech Girl)

"Or do you guys have like the best car batteries of all time?" (PK Tech Girl)

"Why don't you give it a rest, Miss Drill Sargeant?" (PK Tech Girl)

"Knock it off, weasel." (PK Tech Girl)

"Yeah, well, you know, it replaced cock fights." (PK Tech Girl)

"You know what else happens in these movies is that the guy and girl always end up surviving." (PK Tech Girl)

"I got my doctorate in it." (PK Tech Girl)

"Yeah, I think I've seen this one. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, cage match..." (Thank God it's Friday, Again)

"Back home we call this white night." (Thank God it's Friday, Again)

"My boy D'Argo entered the promised land." (Thank God it's Friday, Again)

"The willies! She gives you the willies." (Thank God it's Friday, Again)

"Woodstock has done something to his head." (Thank God it's Friday, Again)

"She's with D'Argo, all right? Dancing with the Grateful Dead." (Thank God it's Friday, Again)

"And we're all grateful that you did the Madame Curie thing." (Thank God it's Friday, Again)

"Give it a rest, Snow White." (Thank God it's Friday Again)

"You're a regular Lawrence Olivier." (That Old Black Magic)

"A wind-up toy, right?" (That Old Black Magic)

"What does the other one get, a free trip to Bermuda?" (That Old Black Magic)

"It's not Kansas, and you're way too homely to be Auntie Em, but... Come here, Toto." (That Old Black Magic)

"Larry, Curly and Moe just found out they can only use one of the maps." (DNA Mad Scientist)

"It's like a regular Family Feud up there." (DNA Mad Scientist)

"Now he's using Aeryn as his own lab rat." (DNA Mad Scientist)

"There was one, his name was Mengele." (DNA Mad Scientist)

"It's a happy face." (DNA Mad Scientist)

"Well, Jonah and the whale, but no contemporary parallels. Except maybe the horse and rider." (They've got a Secret)

"Don't touch it, it's like Super Glue." (They've got a Secret)

"I know a little while ago you were floating in deep space with your street clothes." (They've got a Secret)

"We're in deep guano here, bro." (They've got a Secret)

"Like a cave scene in a Yosemite Sam cartoon." (They've got a Secret)

"You missed that Hitchcock picture that was playing a little while ago." (They've got a Secret)

"Is there some kind of What to Expect When You're Expecting a Baby Leviathan book? Dr. Spock, Mr. Spock..." (They've got a Secret)

"Flight recorder getting all this?" (Till the Blood Runs Clear)

"I'm Butch. This is Sundance." (Till the Blood Runs Clear)

"My dad had a couple of Dobermans. Dogs. Pack animals. The biggest baddest dog gets to be the Alpha male." (Till the Blood Runs Clear)

"Who's calling the shots here, Pluto?" (Till the Blood Runs Clear)

"It's like Disney on acid!" (Rhapsody in Blue)

"Perfect for a driving lesson. Like a big mall parking lot on a Sunday morning." (The Flax)

"I'm gonna teach you CPR." (The Flax)

"I'm going for a drive, I'm hitting the strip, I'm going cruising." (Jeremiah Crichton)

"I'm sick of Napoleon the 14th, I'm sick of Blue, I'm sick of Tentacle Boy." (Jeremiah Crichton)

"Hakuna Matata, Masata." (Jeremiah Crichton)

"I think we can turn off the fasten seatbelt sign now." (Durka Returns)

"Durka's gone Hannibal Lector on us." (Durka Returns)

"Who won the Super Bowl, Cobb?" (Human Reaction)

"We sent Voyager, we left damn green cards on the moon, and as soon as they get here, look at what you're doing!" (Human Reaction)

"I don't know what you've been smoking, Buckwheat, but we've got a serious problem here." (Through the Looking Glass)

"Okay, Alice, once more into the Looking Glass." (Through the Looking Glass)

"You don't have X-ray vision, do you?" (Through the Looking Glass)

"Ready, Pip?" (Through the Looking Glass)

"You stay here with Napolean." (Through the Looking Glass)

"Still auditioning for Star Search, I see." (Through the Looking Glass)

"Come on, Pip." (A Bug's Life)

"You might think your magic pill worked, and then Rygel's up and walking around the ship, coughing up spores, cats and dogs living together..." (A Bug's Life)

"Eenie, meenie, miney..." (A Bug's Life)

"Cuz a little while ago a commando skewered you with his Swiss PK knife." (Nerve)

"You should see my Immelmann." (Nerve)
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"Do you think that before they elect you centerfold of the year, we can get around to the business of saving Aeryn?" (Nerve)

"For the ninth time, Nosferatu, I am not a spy!" (Nerve)

"Danger, danger Will Robinson. Beware the chair." (Nerve)

"I got my mind right, boss." (Nerve)

"Give it a few days and I think Scorpy and Peackeeper Barbie will do it for you." (The Hidden Memory)

"Thanks for the family tree, Crais, but frankly, I don't give a damn." (The Hidden Memory)

"Kinda looks like an episode of Melrose Place." (The Hidden Memory)

Not a John Quote, but the Titanic reference from THM deserves a place here...

"If you're not back in an hour, M'Lee won't be the only one hunting you down. Capisce?" (Bone to be Wild)

"Us Southern boys don't make good eatin'." (Bone to be Wild)

"Swamp thing here ain't the Mr. Rogers scientist we thought he was!" (Bone to be Wild)

"What if one of us did the same thing, but at the last second veered off straight into the bridge. A Trojan horse." (Family Ties)

"It's a Jerry Springer kind of family." (Family Ties)

"I figure, cars, football... They're out of the question." (Family Ties)

"Spanky, Sparky, Fluffy, Buckwheat the 16th..." (Family ties)

"A fleet of bogies on the way. Fly faster, Rasta man." (Family Ties)

"Kirk and Spock. Abbott and Costello. First base!" (Family Times)


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