When your muses go on strike and demand better living arrangements, which results in another class I slept through.
Or, in fewer words: Untitled.


by Leontien Bosch


Disclaimer: Farscape doesn't belong to me, how sad I am… wait, I'm not gonna make a song out of it, I'm terrible at doing this. Anyone else owned by anyone, I don't own them either. Corde-fic is owned by Corde, and I politely asked if I could borrow it just one more time, but then I find out I'm terrible at doing this and Aeryn will beat the crap out of me after she finds out I was laughing during the part she was almost dying in EfG…..

Rating: Ohhh please… what can I possibly make out of this?

Summary: Uhmm, it has a summary? Spukkie The Terrible the First (yes *sigh* it demands to be properly named… it demands a lot of other things too) bugged me during a very important class when I was supposed to be paying attention which resulted in me writing another fic on paper during the night. And it got serious too… but that's not this fic… at least the characters and I are on speaking terms again, isn't that good?

Archive: yeah, yeah. But can I have the addy? Please???? I beg you, I want to read more fic!!!

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Leo sat down behind the only computer the room had currently. (Is this proper English? It sure ain't proper Dutch.) Anyway, she was tinkering with her dad's laptop, changing these nice little things, when Aeryn came up.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Nothing… tinkering, wondering why this stupid computer won't do what I want it to do, and thinking up a new fic. I asked Corde if I could write another Corde-fic, but I found out I lack the gene to be funny. So now I'm gonna give death-fic a try. But I'm wondering who I'm going to get killed." Leo answered, staring at the laptop, completely ignoring the invisible creature, who had also entered the room.

"Try… uhm, I don't know, Crais maybe?" Aeryn suggested.

Leo shook her head. "No, I don't hold a grudge against him. You know, lately I don't hold a grudge against anyone. Isn't that strange?"

Aeryn sat down. "You're right, this is strange. Oh well, you'll have someone to hold a grudge against sooner or later."

Leo continued tinkering with two computers now, and found a piece of junk (read: A previous attempt at fic)

"Look what I found Aeryn… remember that time you where babbling to me during work? I didn't forget…"

Chapter 2

'Oh how much fun am I having at work after such a long day in my bed reading other Farscape fanfic and after my puny attempt at writing some of my own and I have no idea why I am doing it again, probably because Aeryn tells me to.'

"This goes there, that goes here, oh more things to put in here. Oops, this doesn't fit…" Leo says, doing her job.

"What are you doing?" Aeryn says, sneaking up on Leo.

"Gosh, some people can just scare the bejeezus out of me. As for what I'm doing… I'm doing my job." Leo says annoyed, but happy, since she has someone to talk to now.

"Why are you doing this job, you think it's boring." Aeryn says, not lifting one pulse rifle to help Leo.

"Well, I need some money and if I don't like it anymore, I can quit. I hope. Aeryn is it possible for me to get irreversibly contaminated?" Leo asks, putting more stuff where it doesn't belong.

"Why do you want that? And well, nope. But you can get irreversibly nuts if you don't stop talking to people who don't exist." She said.

"Oh well. Only half an hour to go. Why did you show up so late?"

"You left me where you left me. And why is this biology experiment still in the freezer?" Aeryn asks.

"Oh you mean Crichton?" Leo says.

"No. I mean that other experiment."

"Oh right. That one. My mum still has to feed my pets." Leo says, glancing at her watch again.

"You're nuts, you know that?" Aeryn stated.

"Yeah, actually you're the first that told me… today." Leo says, getting up to leave. (hey, I still have to work for at least 20 minutes!)

Chapter 3

"So what comes afterwards?" Aeryn asked, watching the invisible creature with interest. Leo sighed. "I dunno… that's when Spukkie came. I lost the gene to be funny." She answered.

"How can you possibly lose a gene?" Aeryn remarked.

"And it is Spukkie The Terrible The First, if you are naming me in this piece of… it's not even worthy of dren." The invisible creature spoke.

Aeryn snorted. "What!? Where did it get this from? And you let it speak to you like this?"

Leo sighed again and sat down next to Aeryn. "I know… I just don't have the guts to speak up to him. And he spoke to Rygel. As long as it doesn't take my things. Corde warned me for it. She said I needed to run as soon as it starts wearing my clothes. I like it better with no name though. Anyway, I need to write something." Leo got up and walked over to the other computer that was at least in working order.

Chapter 4

It was a beautiful, sunny day on Moya as Aeryn and Crichton stood on the terrace.

"Did you really do it? Do you really love her?  That… tech? And that… Nebari thief. (Well, actually at this point Aeryn said something the translator microbes couldn't handle) You love them both?" Aeryn said accusingly.

Crichton could only nod once.

Aeryn burst out in tears, as Crichton turned away from her.

"Hold it… I will never do that… well, maybe, but I will not tolerate abusing me. Rewrite that!" Aeryn said as she aimed her pulse gun at Spukkie, but as she remembered that Leo probably wouldn't care if her muse was shot off, she aimed at Leo, who simply cowered in a corner.

"Okay, I will…" Leo said and sighed.

Crichton could only nod once.

Aeryn then pantac-jabbed him, and left the terrace. Walking through Moya, she met up with Zhaan. The blue Priestess immediately noticed that there was something wrong with the ex-peacekeeper and spoke up. "Is there something wrong, you seem upset about something." She kindly asked. "Crichton… he loves that tech girl and that Nebari thief more than me.  He choose Gilina over me…" Aeryn said. "Well, then. Don't you love Crais more than you love Crichton?" Zhaan remarked.

"Wait a minute." Crichton said as he walked into the room. "What the yotz is this? Aeryn and Crais?"

"Well, what about you and Gilina? Or Chiana? Hmm, what do you have to say about that?" Aeryn said. "But on the other hand, can't I have someone less lunatic?"

"Guys… you messed up my fic!" Leo said, giving up the attempt at writing a serious fic. "If you don't stop, I'll let you have Rygel!"

"Eww… Aeryn and Toad… on the other hand, it's hilarious." Crichton said.

Aeryn glared at him, then she aimed her pulse rifle at him.

"Aeryn… you know I didn't mean that. You know I love you way more than Chiana… I don't even love her… in fact I don't like her. Now, baby, drop the gun. Please??" Crichton begged…

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