JC*To Chris*- We should open our own Bookstore! We could make mad money!
Justin- Oh Yea holmes, Bukoo Bucks plus Bukoo Bucks from brain-washed fans...equals... Mo' shit fo' mah Benz!
Joey- I'm Hungry
Chris-So what else is new Joey, you're *ALWAYS* hungry!
Joey- I can't help that I'm like a shrew(that's a mouse that eats 24/7 for those that don't know), I have to eat 24/7 or I'll die!
JC- If i ever see another mouse in my life may the lord strike me down dead!
Justin- So where did dat gay nigga Lance go off to homies?
Chris- ::points to The Crackhead Around The Corner::reads sign:: Hey ya'll that sounds like me on any given monday through sunday!Well anyways Lance went to the "Little Girls Room" in there.
JC to Chris- WOW! Is that a Mickey Mouse Watch?
Chris- Yea, I went to Disn--
:: A lightning bolt cuts Chris short and kills JC instantly::
Chris-Be careful what you wish for.
Justin- Yo Praise God! Mad Love to Ya God! That bwah was gettin' on mah laz nerves. He look-A like a gwad-damn Rat!
Joey- Can I eat him? I'm hungry!
Chris and Justin- GO AHEAD.. EAT ALREADY
Joey- thanks you guys I was starving!
Justin- You ate 10 minutes ago man!
Joey- What I said! I was a starvin' marvin' for those 9 minutes!
Justin- Yo, Yo, let's go in an' Get Lance outta da Ladies room, he's probly scarin' mah womenz.
Joey ::belch!:: 'scuse me!
::Justin, Joey and Chris go in to get Lance::
::Bell on door rings::
Amanda- Welcome Crackheads!
Chris- Yo, do I know you lady?
LeighAnne- Woah Mandah! Look it's 2ge+her!
Amanda- OhmiGosh it *is* 2ge+her!
LeighAnne- Can we get your autographs! I *Can't Believe 2ge+her's in *MY* Store!
Manadh- I know, Right!?
The Remaining members of Nsync- WE'RE NOT 2GE+HER!
LeighAnne- Oh, so you broke up? How sad!
Mandah- Yea, that *TOTALLY* sucks!
LeighAnne- So sorry for you guys. My Backstreet Boys are going to stay nsync together.
Mandah- EEEEWWW! YOU SAID NSYNC!!! THEY SUCK!!!
LeighAnne- Oh my precious Backstreet Pride has been violated... like, Mandah, a little help over here! I think I'm going to Faint cause Nsync sucks like SOOOOOOOO Terribly bad and they copied my hunny bunny and stuff like that.
Mandah- ShutUp! Now you sound like, howie!
Mandah and Leigh ::giggles:: Mandah- Howie's like so totally Treasure Trolly!
Leigh- And that winky drooly thing is SO SO WAY ANNOYING! But Anyways back to 2ge+her.. I'm like so depressed to hear the bad news!
Nsulted Nsync Members- WE **ARE** NSYNC!
Mandah- Oh, get OUT!
Chris- No , we're for R-E-A-L!
Mandah- Yea, Like I fucking said, get out of this store.
LeighAnne- And take that queer kid over there with you, he's like destroying my daisies!
Mandah- That's a weed plant Leigh..
Leigh- Oh, yea, I forgot.. speaking of... roll me a blunt k? k.. thanks.
::Nsync w/ Lance go outside and into Justin's Benz:: Nsync Speeds off::
::5 MINUTES LATER-- BsB get Back from Mickey DeeS::
Nick- ::walking along trips on something::
Nick- Owie! That Hurt!
Howie-Oh Nicky-Poo! Are you okay?
Nick- I'm fine Howie Honey.. Kiss me you fool! :: Howie and Nick make-out::
Kevin- Won [pause] der what he tri[pause]-pped over.
Brian-He must've tripped on those black things over there... ::brian walks over and picks them up then gasps:: They're Mickey Mouse ears with the name JC written on them!
AJ- Nstink's been here! Let's go check on our womens! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 2 BE CONTINUED! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>