Brian Littrell~~The lead singer of the Backstreet Boys.He spends his time with his plastic wanna be Pamela Lee girlfriend LeighAnne, and her equally brain dead and confused dog Tyke. Brian's the sweety of the group and enjoys the thousands of screaming fans. His nick name is Frick.
LeighAnne Wallace~~Brian's girlfriend who lives her life in plastic...she claims it's fantastic.You'll be hearing me talk bad about LeighAnne because she's the only Backstreet Girlfriend that I think is hiding something from us.I think she's Kevin's speed supplier. (Lord knows that boy NEEDS to gain some speed!LOL)She also thinks she's a really big movie star or something just because she was in a teeny-bopper film and an independant film. Whooptie-doo...let's just say she's an awful actress...believe me I saw her act!I have nothing against the other Backstreet Girlfriend's so please take note if I don't call Mandy a whore k? 'Cause she's not.
Kevin Richardson~~Brian's cousin Kevin.The oh-so-slow one. Kevin is also in the group the Backstreet Boys although his only job was to talk in some songs. He lip syncs, but he doesn't sing.Trust me on this folks, if you have ever heard his solo...you won't wanna hear it again.This kid needs help!Somebody get his high school ESOL teacher in here please! He can't talk right! His speed supplier is his cousin's weird ass girlfriend LeighAnne.
A.J. McLean~~The freaky Backstreet Boys. Now talking about personal issues...this boy takes the cake! He is rarely seen without some form of sunglasses on..the reason being...duh, why else? He's on crack and he dosen't want anyone to know! I'll bet he woke up one day and looked at his arm and thought "where did all these tatoos come from?" I'll tell ya someone got drunk and high and walked into the tattoo parlor! Somebody get this boy a psychiatrist!
Nick Carter~~The Baby Backstreet Boy who apparently has somethings in common with the Southern Skank Britney Spears..I mean COMPARE the two!Nick's the airhead of the group who pretends to be smart 99.99% of the time... I mean I could have a WHOLE section on Stupid Things That Came Out Of Nicks Mouth. Sometimes I think Nicks a bit queer...which brings us to:
Howard Dorough~~The faggot of the group. You'll find him usually trying to sweet talk Nicky or walking with his boyfriend. The little grease-ball thinks he looks so good...**NEWSFLASH** YOU'RE UGLY AND GAY! I think howie might play Tinky-Winky on the Telletubbies! He also has an eye problem..a kind of a twitch..so Winky D needs to see the eye doctor 'cause that winking's making me sick!
Okay~~Those were The BackStreet Boys and the drug-smuggling LeighAnne... (I swear, she makes me so sick!)
Justin TimberRiver ..or Whatever~~Okay this white boy wants to be black...I have never seen such a thing in my Life! Can we say he's the real life kid in pretty fly for a white guy---you know he really isnt fly---he just thinks he is and fakes it anyway!He also believes that he is All That...he ain't shit! I mean look at him! He's not ugly, he's EWW-Gly.Y_U_C_K!!!
Lancette Bass~~Okay three little words "Gayer Than Howie"...now **THATS** gay! It's hard to get any gayer than Howie!
JC Chaze...<~~is that spelling right?Oh well who gives two shits?~~Okay...MICKEY MOUSE, MICKEY MOUSE..LET US HOLD OUR BANNERS HIGH! (Mine says "YOU SUCK") Okay now...we were all at home on Labor Day--well my Lil' Bro turns to Disney and Guess Who's **SKIPPING** around on stage? You guessed it JC Mouse...uh...I mean Chaze...or whatever...
Joe Fatone~~Joey Fat-One ... <~~Get it? It's a play on words...Fatone=Fat One? Okay... This dude is Nick, but Worse! Nick's hungry every 5 minutes...this boy can't go 5 seconds without food, or he'd die! I mean in layman's terms .. "C'Mon Ya'll HURRY, WE GOTTA GET HIM BACK IN THE WATER BEFORE HE DIES!!PUSH YA'LL...HE WASHED UP ON THE BEACH **AGAIN!**"
Chris KirkPatrick Okay, yet another white who wants to be black--I dont get it! I just don't get it! What's up with you people yuck...and your hair! Have you been sleeping with Venus Williams again?
Britney Spears~~The Southern Skank...or as many of us know her as the Pink Prostitute...this bitch put down the BSB's **AND** Nsync...hmm...her boyfriend IS apart of that group isnt he? Well anyways I know "they broke up"...but you know she still likes TimberWhatever!You'll see me diss'n on her the MOST!
Who Did I forget? HMMMM...OH Myself! Melinda Garner~~ Hi Ya'll I'm a 14/f from Columbus Georgia...I'm just a little scared white girl in a black neighborhood (just kiddin'). Every Other Saturday I go up to John Casablancas/ELITE in Atlanta where I train to do television commercials and Fashion Shows for Lane Bryant. I'm 5'6 .. uhm.. I have dark blonde hair and green/gold eyes depending on the lighting..I go to Grace Christian School. (and before ya'll start..where in the bible does it say though shalt not cuss...? Can you show me that please? I've been through the whole book five times and I still can't find it anywhere)Okay well that's about it for mwah...if you wanna know more--ask! (No I do *NOT* under any circumstances want e-mail from guys asking if i will Cyber..I'm not a SLUT...sorry.)