**Nsync Top 10**

Welcome to the Nsync Top Ten... these of course are the infamous Top Ten Lists! Let's Begin , Shall we? And of course if you want to send some in, you may.. write mail to CatKat13@aol.com and write "10" in the subject line! =)

TOP TEN REASONS WHY JUSTIN IS STILL WITH BRITNEY NO MATTER WHAT LIE HE TRIES TO TELL:

10. They've known each other since they were kids

9. She wants dick, but it's hard for her to find some.

8. He wants ass, but it's hard for him to find some.

7. Everywhere she goes SOMEONE yells "SLUT!"

6. Everywhere he goes SOMEONE yells "WIGGER!"

5. She got breast implants to help persuade Justin to go out w/ her.

4. He got a dick implant so any other girl he dates wont need to use his microscope to see what he's got to "offer" them.

3. She had Knee Surgery

2. He had Plastic Surgery on his face, that didn't work apparently.

1. They just have so much in common!

TOP TEN REASONS WHY NSYNC COPIED BSB:

10. They were "LOU-sing" money and noticed how much better the BSB were after they won their Lawsuit against PAPA LOU.

9. No one was buying their pathetic excuse for an Album, and they saw how many people were buying the BSB album

8. They thought that if they resembled the BsB some, then MAYBE, JUST MAYBE....

7. So The Fat-One died his hair to look like AJ McLean, but it was a mistake b/c Chris was supposed to look like Aj.. SO They started arguing among themselves and Chris cut off his dred-locks, and is seen sometimes bopping the Fat-One upside the head with them.

6. Justin the whiny-brat's lil' ugly teeny-bopper, snob girlfriend Britney was at Jive, and so were those money-makers the BSB.. so if they went to Jive they'd have the best of both worlds, 1> their own personal Slut Hoe, and 2> The ability to steal some of the backstreet boys's "secrets to success"

5. BSB produced Millenium and stated " this album should have more of a dancey theme than our self-titled album." Then Nstink produced No Strings Attached and stated " this album has more of a rappy-hip hoppy theme than our self-titled album."

4. Nsync URGED fans to beat BSB's record, telling them to buy 3-4 or 7-10 albums a piece to beat Bsb's record, because as u well know.. Nsync does NOT have *that* many fans!

3. Nysnc noticed that the BSB "fly" in their Millenium Concert, and wanted to "fly" in theirs.... hmm... resemblance? I think so!

2. Ever see the CD Single cover on BsB's Quit Playing Games With My Heart? Nsync's first or second CD Single I dont know which one it is, but it has the SAME FUCKING COVER BUT WITH DIFFERENT COLORS!

1. They couldn't stand that 5 guys that looked better than them had all the girls.. it's just THAT simple! =)

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