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The story

So one day James and his friend (who shall remain nameless to protect the innocent) wandered into a downtown McDonald's restaurant. After ordering his standard meal of chicken nuggets, french fries and a coke, James wandered to his seat. About the time James started stuffing his face, a loud transvestite entered the facility, approaching a man sitting at the corner table.


"Give me some drugs." the transvestite demanded.


"I don't do drugs." proclaimed the man.


"Oh yeah?" the tranvestite screeched. "
You smoke crack, motherf**ker! I've smoked it with you."


The man's retort was lost as resteraunt patrons snickered.

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