Welcome to the Yummy® Products website. Before moving on, we'd like to tell you some interesting things about our company. About 3,000 years ago a tribe in Mesopatamia invented a product called the Wheel®. This was the beginning of a new era. But who cares about them? Let's talk about our company. Yummy® Products was founded in the year of our CEO 1999. With the help of an overgrown potato and scientists with no backround whatsoever, we developed products such as Flatulants® and Yes®. Since then we have sold nothing, but even so, our business is growing critically. We offer technical support (not really technical support) and refunds (although you will not get your money back). Just try our products and we will put you on our "Send junk mail" list. As you can see Yummy® Products is a fine company, and, well, we just can't see any reason why you shouldn't buy our products.
Never heard of Yummy® Products? Here are just a few of them.
Craptacular!®
Flatulants®
Yes®
Bored? Life getting you down? We have something for you. No it's not Prozac, but it's the next best thing. So go here and have some fun gosh darnit.
**News Flash** Yummy coming out with a new magazine soon, get more info and give yours
If you liked it so far wait till we finish!
people have actually looked at our products! Bring out the Champagne (and make it cheap).
