Inferno and Richard Simmons
By: Mako

-we see Inferno lying around with a bag of chips-

Simmons: "time to get up lazy bones!"

Inferno is still eating

Simmons: "Shake those pounds off!"

Simmons dances around but Inferno ignores him

Simmons: "Move to the music!"

Inferno keeps eating

Simmons: "go go! 1, 2- 1, 2- 1, 2!!"

Inferno finishes

Simmons: "Time to lose some weight, lazy red man! Boogie!"

Inferno whips out his gun and blows Simmons away in a spray of blood and guts


Inferno takes out another bag of chips and sinks deep into the couch