Poopy two was a sweet little guy
Who thought if he jumped off a bridge maybe he'd fly
Unfortunately he hit the ground, OH MY!
And all his poopy friends started to cry

Poopy 3 was a girl named Lynn
Who recently fractured her left lil shin
And has a big ugly toothless grin
And ugly scabs on her ugly skin

Poopy 4 was a trans. named Jeff
Who was born half deff
And has a gay boyfriend named Big gay Seth
But cheated on him with skanky Beth!

Poopy 5 is that girl named Bethy
Who'd sleep with any desperate poopy
And has always been a lil slutty
And stands on the corner of 5th street and Waely

Poopy 6 was a chic named Az
Who went up to Jeff and slapped that a*s
And has plenty of jazzy snaz!
And Doesn't ski and never has =)

Poopy 7 was a Gal named Jane
who's brother went completely insane
And Jane took total blame
And eventually...she went insane

Poopy 8 was a man named Rod
Who didn't even believe in God
And ate way too much yicky cod!
And his shoulder's are peluliarly broad (steroids?)

So now my friends perhaps you see
How scary my poopy pals can be
And how sorry you must feel for me...
Because I am in love with these cute poop-ees!

As they sail off to another land
In a flying space boat with its own house band!
Sailing to a place with lots of sand...
That oh so precious poopy clan!