Yo momma like a door knob everybody gets a turn

Yo momma so slutty she was on a box o wheeties and there was an arrow pointin to her pussy sayin the breakfast of champions

Yo momma breath so bad the government wanted to use her as a secret weapon

Yo momma so stupid when I said it was chilly out side she got a spoon

Yo momma so stupid she stared at the orange juice box cause it said "concentrate"

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order

Yo momma so stupid she thinks taco bell is a phone company

Yo momma so clumsy she slept on the floor and still fell out of bed

Yo momma so clumsy she tripped on a cordless phone

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Yo momma's hairs so oily Jiffy Lube asked her to be their prime supplier

Yo momma so ugly she got arrested for lookin out the window

Yo momma so ugly she got fed with a shot gun

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomarang but it refused to comeback

Yo momma so ugly she went to the beach and the tide refused to come in

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said "STOP THAT TWINKY!"

Yo momma so fat when she went bungee jumping with a yellow suit everone thought the sun was falling

Yo momma so fat she got more chins that china town

Yo momma so fat when she goes out to get the mail it measures on the rictor scale

Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach shes the only one who gets a tan

Yo momma so fat when your family moves you need your own zip code

Yo momma so old she remembers when the dead sea was just sick

Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper

Yo momma so old when she was in school history was current events

Yo momma so old readin bout history brings back memorys

Yo momma so old when she got pulled over and got asked for her drivers licence she pulled out a rock

Yo momma so old she was Adam and Eve's mom

Yo momma so fat when she asked for a waterbed your dad threw a blanket over the atlantic ocean

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house SHE REALLY SITS AROUND IT!