Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a gernade at you?
A:You pull the pin and throw it back

Q:Why was the blonde thrown out of the M&M factory
A:she kept thrown out the W's

There was a blonde in a casino and went up to a soda machine and put in 50 cents and after deciding for a while she pressed diet then a man came up behind her and after 30 mins asked if the lady was done then the blonde said"Well duh I'm still winning"

Q:Why was the blonde's tits rectangular?
A:She forgot to take the kleenexes out of the box

There was a blonde who went into a beauty shop and her friend asked her if she had any luck selling her car then she said"Why?" and the blonde said because she had 250,000 miles then the friend said"I know someone who will set your milage to 50,000 just say I sent you.Then the next day the blondes friend asked if she had any luck selling the car and the blonde said"Why should I sell it its only got 50,000 miles?"

There was 3 women convicted of murder and sentenced to death the 1 one was the brunnet and before she got injected she shouted "EARTHQUAKE!" and got away then the redhead was going to die next then she shouted "Thunder!" and she got away then the blonde was next but she was going to get shot and then she said "FIRE!" then got shot

One day 2 blondes were "touching up" their make-up then 1 of the blondes looked in the mirror and said "hey I think I know this face! I've seen it somewhere!" then the other blonde takes the mirror and said"thats me dummie!"