Only in America
Only in America. . .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!
Only in America. . .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!
Only in America. . .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in America. . .do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke!
Only in America. . .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!
Only in America. . .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless pieces of junk in the garage!
Only in America. . .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!
Only in America. . .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!
Only in America. . .do we use the word "Politics" to describe the process so well. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures!"
Only in America. . .do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
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