More True Definitions
Antacid
Uncle Acid's wife.
Antelope
How she married my Uncle.
Arbitrator
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney
Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette
The act of torching a mortgage.
Bottom
What the shopper did when she found the shoes that she wanted.
Bucktooth
The going rate for the tooth fairy.
Burglarize
What a crook sees with.
Cantaloupe
When you are unable to run away to get married.
Cartoonist
What you call your auto mechanic.
Castanets
What they did to fill the role of Frankie Avalon's movie girlfriend.
Celtics
What a parasite salesman does.
Concert
A breath mint for inmates.
Consist
A growth on an inmate.
Content
A fabric shelter for inmates.
Control
A short, ugly inmate.
Convent
How inmates get air conditioning.
Conversions
Different types of inmates.
Counterfeiters
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Crestfallen
Dropped toothpaste.
Cross-eyed Teacher
A teacher that looses control over his or her pupils.
Decrease
De fold in de pants.
Demote
What de king put around de castle.
Despise
De persons who work for de CIA.
Detention
What causes de stress.
Dictator
Another name for Richard Spud.
Dilate
When a person lives longer.
Dioxin
What you say before you kill a herd of buffalo-like cattle.
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