25 Signs That You Are Drinking Too Much Coffee
1. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
2. You answer the door BEFORE people knock.
3. You converted your car's radiator so you can brew a pot on the way to
work.
4. You insist on calling every waiter "Jean Luc."
5. When someone asks "How are you?" You reply "Good to the last drop!!"
6. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
7. Your face is on the Colombian postage stamp.
8. Your thermos is on wheels.
9. You can play ping pong without a partner.
10. Your coffee filters are monogrammed.
11. All your kids are named "Joe."
12. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
13. You chew on other people's fingernails.
14. You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
15. You speed walk in your sleep.
16. Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.
17. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
18. You can jump start your car without cables.
19. You listen to speed metal to relax.
20. You can photograph yourself from ten feet away without a timer.
21. You ski uphill.
22. You have to watch videos in fast forward.
23. You channel surf faster without the remote.
24. You get a speeding ticket when your car is parked.
25. Crack is a downer.
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