Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's
1. Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.
2. When every commercial on television has a website address at the
bottom of the screen.
3. You cannot remember when the only choices you had in coffee were
regular and decaf.
4. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready and
he emails you back "What's for dinner."
5. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
6. You own a sport utility vehicle and you live where it doesn't even
snow.
7. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.
8. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make
a purchase is foreign to you.
9. You can't change your hairstyle until your favorite television
personality does.
10. On Friday you know there are only two working days left until
Monday.
11 You have to go back to the office to finish working after your OWN
holiday party .
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