I am sure you have all heard Pearl Jam's song entitled, "Last Kiss". It's one of my favorites because of the moving lyrics and contagious beat. My family and I were at the beach last weekend and I kept hearing it over and over again on the radio. Then, while listening to it, I suddenly saw a group of people horseback riding. Right then, I knew it was an omen from the late, great Toby. He was telling me to take this song and twist it somehow and make it about NSync. Well, I am not the musician myself, but as Toby's request here is my version of "Last Kiss".
Oh, where oh where can the Pepto be?
Justin hid it far from JC
He wanted all the leads in all of the songs
Something told him to do it, though he knew it was wrong
I was out on the road on the NSync bus
It's amazing how much these boys cuss
Then suddenly, straight ahead
Fans and the media stopped James dead
There were boppers in Fubu and hoes in clothes so tight
My eardrums went out that night
The screamin girls, never ran so fast
Just then, James booked on the.....gas
CHORUS
Oh, where oh where can the Pepto be?
Justin hid it far from JC
He wanted all the leads in all of the songs
Something told him to do it, though he knew it was wrong
When they all left, I changed into my gown
Only Justin was standing around
He looked at me, straight into my eyes
He was mine, not Brit's that night
He lifted my head, looked at me and said
"Wanna hit dis, baby? Let's get into bed."
I grabbed him close, kissed him our first kiss
But then I left, cuz I knew I'd soon be dissed
Now he's gone, and I have the pleasure to say
I was Justin's boo that day
CHORUS
Oh, where oh where can the Pepto be?
Justin hid it far from JC
He wanted all the leads in all of the songs
Something told him to do it, though he knew it was wrong
*Please do not take this song. It is copyrighted by me and I worked hard on it, dangit!*
