Justin's First Word
Wonder if it was "yo"... It's really funny. HAHAHA... oh, you haven't gotten to the joke yet have you? When we first brought him home from the hospital...he was the quietest little baby. He never cried, he was so good. Now I'm gonna break out of the humor to say that that is SO SUH-WEET!!!!... Ok, I got that out of my system, now we can get back to the interview... In fact, my husband thought he might be deaf. Was that supposed to be funny? That's not funny, that's SAD! Dude, Justin's mom has some SICK TWISTED sense of humor! If you saw the humor in thinking your baby might be deaf, then IM me, cuz I just don't see it... my SN is GinyNaBotl. *If u're gonna IM me to say that she meant funny-strange, not funny-HAHA... DON'T, I'm not stupid, I can see that* Then at four months old he was able to say, "Mama." I just got a mental image of Justin as a lil baby saying "mama, mama" like those lil dolls. MA-MA, MA-MA Since then, he's been talking and singing forever. *picturing the lil baby suddenly busting into Boyz II Men's "Song for Mama"*

Rock 'N Roll
Justin went to see the Eagles when he was small. As a teen, I took him to see the Rolling Stones. Did anyone notice that, "Justin went to see the eagles when he was small," but Lynn apparently didn't take him, but she took him to a concert when he was a teen....hmmm...sumthin doesn't click. Other than that, I have nothing to say... both those bands kick some major ASS, even if they're really old.

Get Dirty? Not...OK, just look at the name...I don't even have to say anything
Justin and his cousins, Matthew and Nick, Carter? NO, Justy could NEVER be related to that ummm... how shall I put this nicely... UGLY FAT ASS PRICK!! *clears her throat*I'm awright, I'm fine, I'm coo... I'm coo played with toy cars, but Justin would never crawl on the floor the way they did. He hated to get his clothes dirty. In fact, he'd have to change if he got his clothes dirty. Now that I think about it... has ANYONE ever seen Justin in any dirty clothes? or gettin all dusty playin some sport on a dirt field? Hmmm....

Always Room for One More LOL, u-huh... that's what he told me, but I don't swing like that
He was never alone... *in a deep voice* Boy were u alone? our house was always full of children. Two kids from the Mickey Mouse Club, Matt Morris and Ryan Gosling, who's now doing Young Hercules, That boy is a CUTIE were there. Ryan and his sister, Mandy, lived with us for a while. His mom couldn't get away from her job at that time. Then two of the guys from 'N Sync lived with us. Gee, I wonder who....Hmmm, let's think about it shall we. *cough*Chris and JC*cough* Damn cold... It's never like I had only one child. I've always been a mom to everyone else's children and I love it... She makes it sound like the other children didn't have a mom. You're sposed to say "SECOND mom" Lynn. Everyone was healthy and happy...

More Chicken Please Yes, I would like some chicken please. Thank You
He loves Italian chicken. Joey? Last time he was home, he begged me to make this chicken that he loves so much. It's marinated in garlic, Italian-type dressing and I pop it in the oven. U-huh, so how long do I let it marinate, and then how long does it bake, at what temp? He loves it! He also enjoys enjoys, eh? meat and potatoes...This is CLASSIC! She goes on to explain what KIND of meat and potatoes! LOL meatloaf and mashed potatoes, and he loves pot roast. So he loves all these foods, but the only thing, as far as we know, he's EVER cooked is Fetuccinni Alfredo.

School Daze
Justin made his first B in third grade and it just crushed him. Tsk, Tsk, Justin. I made my first B in 4th Grade. And it was a B+. *I'm not lying* I know that feeling tho, one or two points away from STRAIGHT A's!!! It's SOOOO ANNOYING!!! *Breathing... I'm breathing* When he'd come home from school with a B, it was horrible for him. He was a perfectionist with school. And just about everything else... He was so hard on himself. I told him, "You know, So THAT'S where he gets it... it's cool. You don't have to be perfect all the time." So he just has to be perfect some of the time... I see...
He's so great. We know! I don't know what I did to deserve him. Anybody who's ever wondered why Justin has a pretty damn big ego... there's why. He was in the church choir and chorus at school. Anything that involved singing, he did. As he moved toward high school, he couldn't go to regular classes because of the performing. Awwww, so you mean he didn't get the full experience of running across the entire campus *which is about a square acre* in the 5 minutes they give you between classes because your locker is oh so conveniently located opposite from all your classes, which, btw, are on alternating sides of the campus. Only the members of the track team are ever on time for their classes. Naw, some of us do run pretty fast and get there on time.

A Supportive Son/Mom Relationship
He's gotten me some nice things, Naw, Really? he calls me at the oddest hours; They may seem odd to you, but remember 3am to you is, well... 3am the next day to him... alright, so maybe he just wants to wake you up. we talk all the time. We've always been very close. Right about now, my brother would grunt, smirk, and mutter, "Maammmaaa's Booyy"... I was the one who always ran with him Who else just pictured them joggin together? ..."Justin, slow down, you know I'm not as fit as I used to be." and managed him. I thought of the name ['N Sync]... Really? I didn't know that! I've only heard it about as many times as the guys say "Hi, We're 'N Sync!"

Pet Peeve
When his dog does that thing... The only thing we argue about iswhich radio station to listen to in the car.Aww ya, I can see it now...
Lynn: Justin, why do you always have to put it on this... this... talking with noise in the background? You can't even understand what they're saying!
Justin: Yo Ma, you gotsta be down wid tha flava yo! It's not talking! Shii Foo! Dayum, why I gotta listen to that contemporary crap?
Lynn: You see what I mean? I can't understand a word you're saying!
Justin: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Dammit Ma! Just change it yo!
*on a side note, if I talked like that to my mom, I'd get smacked from here to Tijuana! And I am sure Justin would as well, so I'm not saying he talks like that to her, I'm sure he talks halfway normal to his family... I hope, for their sake*

My Two Dads Hey, I used to watch that show! *if you don't know what I'm talking about, you are making me feel old as you read this
My husband is a marketing director. Justin calls him "Dad." His natural father is "Daddy." How cute!

Girls What about us? I go to school with 749 other girls and NO GUYS! You can pity me, or you can wish you had my luck. Either way, it's all good!
Justin first started dating in fourth grade. Dang! Child, you started "pimpin" early didn't you? I can't even go out with friends and my boyfriend *if I had one =0(* until I'm 14 *One month, One month... I make it sound like it's a year or three don't I?* They'd go to movies with the parents sitting somewhere else. His first ever special friend LOL, special friend?!?! Were they in Special Ed together? was Britney Spears. ahHAA!! ...Okay, I dunno where I was goin with that... Contrary to rumors, today they're just good friends. Would you consider that the same as being "special friends?" HMMM... confusing... I'm good friends with her mom, Lynn, too. Is that a common name for moms in the South or sumthin? *No offense to people named Lynn* He's always only dated one girl at a time. Not n/e more... Most boys date various girls here and there.Playaz Justin made sure to focus on one girl and one girl only.

Happy For Him *Jay-Z's "Girl's Best Friend" is on the radio* Come Here Babay... U Drive Me Crazay...
I always nurtured him... I want noboday... I'm so happy that he's happy. Let me scream your naaaame... Oh ya, huh, I'm writing comments...

Mom Knows Best Wonder what this one's about...
I told him, I can picture her wagging her finger never let anyone discourage you from your dreams.

He loves Theater Me too. Igot a part in my school's production of Cinderella! WOOOOHOOOOO!!! *Feel Happy for me* *Thank You, I appreciate your happiness* Where was I? Oh ya...
He still tries to go to the Orpheum Theater in Memphis to see shows. He has seen Cats, Annie and Stomp.

Fans...Finally!
Justin loves his fans. We love you, too! There are two from the New York/New Jersey area, who were his first ever fans from the Mickey Mouse Club... They showed Justin and meThat's actually correct usage somewhere, but where I come from *LOL* we say "us" their scrapbooks filled with photos and information from that time...Anybody else getting annoyed by those ellipses, and then a new sentence? Can we say "fragments?" ...I really shouldn't say anything... Can we say "redundant?" Once I was stopped in New York City *In accent from one of those Pace Picante Commercials* New York Citay!! by a girl from Nevada. She recognized me and asked if I was Justin's mom. She said she'd seen me on Disney. We all did Now fans seem to know me too. Naaawwwww! Really?!?!

THE END

And that concludes my mockery of "The Number One Woman in Justin Timberlake's Life." I hope you enjoyed it. And if you didn't... send all e-mail to: this_is_bound_to_be_hatemail@yahoo.com. Thank You
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