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Hanson Shipwreck
"Since my son has met you, he's been threatened to be sued, almost had his career ruined, he's run away from home, given away half his money as some sort of 'wedding present', been stalked, kidnapped and almost killed.  Why wouldn't I be happy to meet you, Jaxsper?"

When I finally admited to myself and my family that I was in love with Taylor, I thought my problems were behind me.  Now, we're going on a cruise, a two-week 'honeymoon' on the open sea.   Things couldn't be better... until I meet my 'mother-in-law'.  Remember her?  The woman who tried to keep Taylor away from me.  That was bad enough. Then I find out she's hired a bodyguard to 'protect' Taylor - only problem is I think she's protecting him from me.  Not enough for you?   Guess who else is on this cruise.  Sagitarius North, the guy who tried to take Taylor away from me.  Ugh, things couldn't get worse, could they?  Wrong!  They can.  You know that old question,  'Who would you love, and who would you hate, to be stuck on a desert island with?'  I guess I'll soon be able to tell you my answer.

Hanson - Trouble With Boys

Helping the police catch a murderer and surviving on a desert island, can sort of give a boy an over-inflated sense of imortality - especially when that boy is Zac Hanson.  He laughs in the face of danger, and jumps at the chance of an adventure.  When Zac finds what he thinks is a map to a yet-discovered Pharoh's Tomb, he grabs Toby and 'the game's afoot.'  Nothing, not ancient curses, grave-robbers, hyrogliphics or even an obstinate camel will stand in their way.

Meanwhile, Taylor and I have found something of our own.  It's much more troublesome than any ancient map to riches.   It's a baby.  How's he connected to Zac's adventure and how will Taylor and I fare as substitute fathers?  Let's just say that I'll leave the diaper changing to the experts.