Hello

Have you checked out the other pages yet? With Gabrielle's help, this page with eventually look better. I have added to it since our last meeting. Every week or so, I will add to this. Since I am the Wise Owl, I guess I should give all of you some tips.

Have a nice day and I hope you will enjoy this! Listen to the information! It might help you someday! I will eventually have more than this.

"The evil predator stalks her prey...Oh!!! Bean Dip!"

• When eating chicken, do not eat the bone
• When driving, that car coming towards you is not a good thing. Move!
• As much as you want it to happen, you cannot make friends with a lion. It will eat you. Get out of there!
• People cannot fly. Jumping off four story buildings can KILL you!
• Do you see that dog snap it teeth at you and growl? That means he doesn't want to be pet!
• Walking in the middle of a highway can be dangerous. You could die!
• You know the chicken game where you race towards a cliff? If you are flying off of there, that's bad!
• There is no boogyman! Congrads! Now that we understand this, you have graduated to the kindergarden level.
• Smashing a lamp on someone's head can kill them!
• You are not Superman and you cannot fly! Jumping off of a cliff can kill you!
• Okay, now what does Do Not Enter, Stop, and Yield mean? I'm sorry you didn't learn how to read, but come on!
• Knifes are sharp. Sticking one in someone's chest can kill them.
• You can not breathe under water and you will drown if you stay there for 3 hours!
• Falling off a cliff can kill you! Look up Humpty Dumpty!
• You want to go suicide? Act like Barney! You will be dead in an hour.
• Piranas: Little fish with teeth. Work like a colony. Considered dangerous.
• Anyone ever seen Home Alone? Don't try any of that stuff at home. Those things can kill you.
• Kitties and puppies are sweet animals that fight in self-defense. Humans are beasts that fight for money.
• There is this thing it's called a PARACHUTE. When going skydiving, it is best to have one.
• Humans cannot breathe underwater. They drown.
• Swords are not toys. Charging at someone and going "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" is going to scare them!
• Smoking = lung cancer = death! Any questions?
• The art of choking: Place one hand on victim's neck, then the other and sqeeze!
• The future is closing, the end is near, and all life will eventually die! Have a nice day!

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