A Day In The Life Of JC

7:00am: Wake up
7:05am: Thinking about brushing teeth, decide not to
7:10am: Cook two eggs and three slices of bacon for breakfast
7:20am: Decide I'm not that hungry, call Joey and drink some water
7:21am: Joey arrives and eats my breakfast
7:24am: Joey leaves for the International House of Pancakes
7:25am: Fall asleep
10:47am: Wake up and call each member of *NSYNC to get ready for rehersal
11:00am: Lance arrives
11:30am: Chris arrives
11:56am: Justin arrives
12:23pm: Joey arrives with some lunch, but doesn't share any
12:26pm: I get really mad at Lance for not being able to keep up with the routine

12:30pm: Kick everyone out of my room
12:31pm: Fall asleep
3:42pm: Wake up, call Johnny (manager) to beg for more solos
4:00pm: Watch old tapes of me wearing mouse ears on the MMC
4:30pm: MMCult meeting
5:15pm: Meeting ends
5:17pm: Play basketball with Justin
5:23pm: Beat Justin by a lot, Justin cries
5:32pm: Justin's mom arrives at the b-ball court and yells at me trying to arrange a rematch
5:33pm: I make Justin's mom leave using the mind control I perfected on MMC
5:35pm: Go back to my room to sleep
7:17pm: Wake up
7:19pm: Rewrite *NSYNC songs to be jazz "vershions"
7:25pm: Drive to Trans Con
7:27pm: Suck up to Lou and Johnny to get more solos
7:41pm: Arrive back at home
7:43pm: Practice dancing
7:44pm: Decide that I'm the best dancer in the world and don't need to practice
7:45pm: Silently insult each member of *NSYNC and plan solo career
7:58pm: Fall asleep until next morning

***Note: not the day of his weekly AA meeting***

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