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Rating system: Howie winks on a scale of 1 to 5, 5 being the best.

Quit Playing Games With My Heart
Howie~one word~GAY! But his hair does look somewhat normal. What is with Kevin's hair though? I can see from his smile that A.J. has had some crack between takes. I think I've seen his necklace before thought...Janet Jackson wore it in her "If" video and I think Justin has one like it too. Why are A.J. and Kevin wearing sunglasses at night? Why is Kevin looking around like that, did he get some of A.J. crack? WOW! Nick was skinny. Are those horns I see on A.J.'s forehead? It looks like they were surgically removed. Why do they show Brian when Nick sings "everything I do?" They should only show Kevin dancing when it is choreographed. Since when does Howie play guitar in the song? It didn't look like it was about to rain in the beginning of the video, must have been one of those spontaneous rain storms. Howie, please put your shirt back on, I'm blind! What's with the way A.J. and Kevin are dancing? Eww! Nick is the only thing that could think Howie is hot. Brian looks like he's crying. Eww. Nick is so good at voguing. Jump, Brian, jump! Eww. Eww. Overall: can you spend any less money on a video? None of them are very good at lip synching.

Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
Is Howie paging Nick with 143? Kevin is looking around in wonderment, and Brian has fleas. Why would they decide to sleep in different rooms in an abandoned mansion? Why not sleep on the bus? Nice ruffly shirts, isn't that a bit gay? Is that Howie in the purple? Hey Brian, I like the fur coat, and your nails too. No Nick, you're not sexual, did Howie tell you that? Why didn't they wrap up his head too? "Everybody, rock...I mean yeah" I didn't know Brian was a gymnist. Kevin has arm spasms. Poor Howie, probably thinks that girl has cooties. Kevin looks real cool swinging his arms like that and walking towards the camera. Eww! at least Howie has a shirt on in this video though. Poor girl got a role in a BSB video, and I bet they never told her she'd be with Howie. Who told A.J. to wear white shoes? Brian is a little bit slow getting off the floor. What's that on the ceiling, Brian? Howie cut off Brian and says he was "a dracula." Aren't you either "a vampire" or "I was Dracula?" Kevin, speak up, that's why you don't sing and no one listens to you. What kind of "trip" was A.J. on ("I had this trippy dream")? Overall: Not that I mind but why do they only show Brian's room? Did it seem strange that the ballroom was clean in a deserted mansion, and since it was deserted, where did those dancers come from and couldn't one of them call a cab or something? Lastly, why is it still night when they leave?

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