A Day In The Life Of Justin
8:30am: Mommy wakes meh up
8:41am: Mommy serves meh mah Apple Jack's
9:03am: Fix mah fro
9:09am: Kiss Mommy goodbye
9:11am: Go cruisin' in mah Benz
10:40am: Miss mah Mommy so Ah's turn 'round an' go to mah crib
10:47am: JC calls meh ta tell meh to be at re...re...um...to dance
10:50am: Stare inta da mirra an' say "Ah be foine an' Ah be da best singa in da world"
11:46am: Still lookin' in da mirra
11:50am: Remember re...dance
11:52am: Tell mah Mommy Ah luv her an' be outtie
11:56am: Get ta JC's
12:30pm: JC bein' a hater and kick meh an' mah peeps out
12:33pm: Ride 'round O-Town in mah Benz, blastin' Puffy
2:01pm: Call mah Mommy ta tell her Ah luv her
2:49pm: Page mah Mommy ta say Ah luv her
2:55pm: Go back ta mah crib
2:59pm: Stare at da mirra again
3:28pm: "Ah be foine an' Ah be da best singa in da world"
3:45pm: Watch b-ball game
4:25pm: Tell mah Mommy how much Ah luv her an' go to JC's
4:30pm: MMCult meeting
5:15pm: Meeting ends
5:17pm: Play some hoops wit' mah homes, JC
5:23pm: Gettin' my butt whooped, start to cry an' call mah Mommy
5:32pm: Mah Mommy comes an' yells at JC for beatin' meh
5:33pm: Me an' mah Mommy go home
5:39pm: Cry mahself ta sleep
6:48pm: Eat da grub mah Mommy cooked
7:17pm: Shoot hoops in mah backyard
8:03pm: Tell mah Mommy how much Ah luv her
9:11pm: Take mah ster...stero...da drugs dat make meh buff
11:03pm: J-Dawg takes meh to a dope club
11:28pm: Bouncer don't believe Ah be the big One Eight
11:39pm: J-Dawg lets meh in through da back
2:20am: We outtie
2:25am: J-Dawg buys 50 tacos
2:53am: Come home an' write mah Mommy a note 'bout how much Ah luv her
3:09am: Go ta bedMain Page