Full Name: Joseph Anthony Fatone Jr.*
Nicknames: Fat One, Flirt*, Superman
Marital Status: anyone and everyone
Birthday: 1/28/77* or so he says
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York*
Hair: brown*
Eyes: brown*
Height: 5'11"*
Weight: 300
Favorite Color: red* and blue (color of Superman's tights)
Favorite Song/Song He'd Like To Cover: "Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
Favorite Movie: Superman (all of them), The Godfather I, II, and III, and any other Italian mobster movies
Idols: Adam Carolla and Superman of course
Previous Jobs: posing as chef in pictures for local pizza parlors, escort service, dressed up as Superman for children's birthday parties
Spare Time: figuring out which of his girlfriends he's meeting tonight, eating, trying to fly like Superman
Best Part Of Touring: his girlfriends most likely won't know about each other, can bring his Superman memorabilia on the bus
Favorite Quote/Saying: "If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page, the girlies I like are underage" (Beastie Boys "The New Style")
* = actual fact