A Day In The Life Of Joey
7:20am: Wake up to the phone ringing
7:21am: Drive to JC's house and eat his breakfast
7:24am: Leave for International House of Pancakes for a breakfast date with a blonde I met at a club two days ago
8:36am: Go to McDonald's for another date with a girl whose name I can't remember
8:38am: Date gets mad at me for calling her by another name and leaves
8:39pm: Eat the food she left behind
8:46am: Go home to sleep
10:47am: Get a call from JC reminding me to go to rehersal
10:50am: Fall asleep
12:13pm: Wake up and remember rehersal
12:15pm: Drive to McDonald's for lunch and hook up with girl at the drive-thru
12:23pm: Eat all the food at dance rehersal
12:30pm: Get kicked out of JC's room
12:42pm: Get date with girl in the car next to me at the stop light
12:50pm: Go home
12:57pm: Look into mirror and shout "I am Superman" 20 times
1:09pm: Eat
1:30pm: Date with girl from the drive-thru, take her to see Superman
1:47pm: Date leaves because I was a little too into the movie
3:30pm: Movie ends
3:32pm: Run through the street yelling "I am Superman" and trying to fly
4:00pm: Eat
4:30pm: Go to MMCult meeting at JC's
5:15pm: Leave for date with girl from the stop light
5:23pm: Date leaves because I don't know her name and call her "girl in the car next to me at the stop light"
5:30pm: Go back home to play Superman with Lance
6:13pm: Cook myself a 16-course dinner
6:20pm: All food catches on fire so I decide to go out to eat
6:40pm: Back home, watch my Superman tape
9:45pm: Inspired by the movie, I try to fly by jumping off the second story
9:56pm: Paramedics arrive
10:10pm: Doctors decide that I was OK to be released. My fat broke my fall
10:15pm: Eat all the hospital food
10:26pm: Call every girl in the "A" section in the phone book to get a date
11:01pm: Get only three dates
11:03pm: Pick up Justin to go clubbing
11:39pm: Let Justin in through the back door of the club
11:57pm: Hit on bartender
12:04am: Realize the bartender is a guy
12:15am: Hit on a girl who is dancing
12:16am: Girl hits me
2:20am: We leave the club
2:25am: Buy 50 tacos at Taco Bell
2:53am: Drop off Justin at his mommy's house
3:00am: Eat (at home)
3:32am: Fall asleepMain Page