Full Name: Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick*
Nicknames: Milli Vanilli Hair
Marital Status: eww
Birthday: 10/17/71*
Birthplace: Clarion, Pennsylvania*
Hair: don't make me look
Eyes: brown*
Height: 5'8"*
Weight: a lot
Favorite Color: silver
Favorite Song/Song He'd Like To Cover: "She Drives Me Crazy" by the Fine Young Canibals
Favorite Movie: Dumb and Dumber
Idols: Milli Vanilli (his hair inspiration)
Previos Jobs: circus freak
Spare Time: making up stupid jokes that no one will laugh at
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* = actual fact