AJ's Bio

Full Name: Alexander James McLean*
Nicknames: Bone*, Crackhead, Crackfiend
Marital Status: single*, who'd want to marry a pink-haired freak
Birthday: 1/9/78*
Birthplace: West Palm Beach, Florida*
Hair: what he has left changes every week*
Eyes: not known, always behind sunglasses*
Height: 5'9"*
Weight: 110
Favorite Color: yellow*, because of the golden arches
Favorite Song/Song He'd Like To Cover: "The Perfect Drug" by NIN or "Not An Addict" by K'S Choice
Favorite Movie: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Pulp Fiction* makes sense, doesn't it
Idols: Prince, have you seen his new look in IWITW?
Previous Jobs: Dopey*, Ronald McDonald
Spare Time: shopping*, dyeing his hair, sticking his hands in puppets*, trying to explain to officers that his "medicine" is legal
Best Part Of Touring: going to every McDonalds they see
Favorite Quote/Saying: "I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night..."

* = actual fact

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