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Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees!
The original Conjuring Cat
(There can be no doubt about that)
Please, listen to me, and don't scoff.
All his inventins are off his own bat.
There's no such cat in the Metroplis;
He holds all the monopolies for performing surprising illusions,
and creating eccemtrick confusions.


The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees! Conjuring turn

And you'll all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

He is quiet, he is small, he is black
From the ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice

He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it was merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone!
But you find it next week laying out on the lawn

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

PRESTO!

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Well! His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees


And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat


And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh! well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

I give you the marvoulous, magical Mr. Mistoffelees!