Episode 201: "Terrance & Phillip in: Not Without My Anus
This episode originally aired on April Fool's Day. It was supposed to be part 2 of the Cartman's Dad series, but was an April Fool's joke, angering some fans. This episode was a full-length Terrance and Phillip episode. Scott tries to kill T & P after he convicts them of murder. Scott makes a plan with Saddam Hussein, in Iraq, to kill T & P when they go to Iran ("Iran and Iraq, what's the difference?"). T & P fly to Iran to save Terrance's duaghter, Sally, with help from Celine Dion along the way. When they return to Canada, Saddam has taken it over. They must save their country. Kenny doesn't die, because he wasn't in this.
"Thanks, you guys, maybe now I can score with the chicks."-Ugly Bob
RATING: 9, 10, 7 (Original and funny)
Episode 202: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Part 2 of the Cartman's dad series, this was an awaited classic. Kenny comes back to life in time to hear who exactly IS Eric Cartman's father. And now the moment of truth, is it Barbrady? Garrison? Or the Broncos? BAM! Mephesto is shot before the words are uttered. The kids must rush him to the hospital, Hell's Pass. A blizzard starts and there is a power outage. The surgeon divides the kids and doctors into two groups: Team A and Team B. Kenny bravely takes his life to save Mephesto, by electricuting himself in order to restart the power. Mephesto reveals the dad: Miss Cartman, a hermaphrodite.
"We will divide into two groups: Team A and Team B. Team A will consist of: myself, Nurse, Eric, Stan, and Kyle. Team B will consist of: Kenny."-the doctor at Hells Pass
RATING: 9, 9, 9 (Very orginal)
Episode 203: Chickenlover
Due to the reading mobile, the kids at South Park El are forced to learn to...read. Officer Barbrady is called to investigate a scene, where chickens were found, having been fudged by a mysterious person. Officer Barbrady is sent on a reading scavenger hunt, where the chickenlover leaves clues with books. But Barbrady can't read. The kids must help Barbrady to read in order to unmask the mysterious chickenlover. Kenny is hit by a falling tree and dies.
"Respect my authoritah!"-Cartman
RATING: 8, 8, 9 (Funny, interesting)
Episode 204: Ike's Wee-Wee
In school, the kids learn from their school counselor, Mr. Mackey, that "drugs are bad, mkay?". Mr. Mackey is fired after passing marijuana around so the kids can see it, but someone steals it. Ike is having a bris, and the kids must try to stop the circumcision from taking place. Mr. Mackey gets high and becomes hooked on drugs and alcohol. Kenny falls into an open grave and is crushed by a tombstone. Can the kids save Ike? Can Mr. Mackey return back to his normal self and get his job back?
"Drugs are bad, mkay? So don't do drugs, mkay? Cause drugs are bad, mkay? If you do drugs, you're bad, mkay? Cause drugs are bad, mkay?"-Mr. Mackey
RATING: 9, 7, 10 (Interesting)
Episode 205: Conjoined Fetus Lady
The school dodgeball team makes it to the world championships, led by Pip. While back in South Park, the town holds Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week for the school Nurse, Nurse Gollum, who has that (a fetus is stuck to her head because her siamese twin died in the womb, of course you knew that) medical problem. But, the Nurse does not want to be acknowledged. Can the Cows beat the dreaded Chinese dodgeball team? Can Nurse Gollum get her word out?
"Nothing's pissing me off, I just want to start a movement."-Mrs. Broflovski
RATING: 9, 8, 9 (Original)
Episode 206: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Jimbo and Ned have a new cable access show, about their favorite thing, hunting. The kids team up for a project on the Vietnam War. They ask Jimbo and Ned for a story, and they elaborate extensively, saying they beat the whole Vietcong army on a white horse, with a sword. The kids turn their report into Mr. Garrison, who says it's a bunch of crap. The kids are in trouble and seek revenge on Jimbo and Ned, sending in a fake video with fake footage of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, Jimbo and Ned's goal to find, to the hunting show. Kenny is killed by the fighting audience in Jesus and Pals. Can Jesus and Pals (gone Jerry Springer due to bad ratings) solve their arguement?
"Sure, he touched some children. We all wanna touch some children some time. And it's Michael Jackson, people, Michael Jackson."-Guy from audience at Jesus and Pals
RATING: 7, 8, 7 (origanal)
Episode 207: City on the Edge of Forever
The kids are going to school on the school bus, when Ms. Crabtree drives them on the edge of a cliff and stops. They have to balance their weight to stay alive. The Big, Black, Scary Monster tries to kill everyone who leaves the bus. Kenny is eaten, but comes back to life. The kids tell of past times and relate stories, but all seem to end with them eating ice cream. Can they survive to tell South Park about it, or was it all a dream?
"Cartman! There's an ice cream truck sticking out of your butt!"-Stan
RATING: 10, 8, 9(Original)
Episode 208: Summer Sucks
It's summertime in South Park, and the kids are bored: fireworks have been outlawed in Colorado, due to some loser kid that blew off his arm igniting a firework. Jimbo and Ned are determined to smuggle fireworks from our neighbors to the south, but are arrested due to extreme stupidity. Back in South Park, Mr. Hat disappears and Mr. Garrison makes Mr. Twig, as a replacement. The town purchases the largest snake firework the world has ever seen, but it goes haywire and the town is crushed. The snake knocks over a grandstand that falls and kills Kenny. Can Jimbo and Ned save the Fourth of July? Will the snake destroy the town?
"Dude, sledding on grass sucks."-Cartman
RATING: 9, 9, 8
Episode 209: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
There's an independent film festival in town, and Stan and Wendy want to go. The creators of the film festival have cruel intentions of the town, they want to suck up all the mountain town feeling, and make it a new Hollywood. Mr. Hankey comes back to town, because all the new people here for the film festival, are clogging up his "fragile ecosystem". He and the kids must save the town. Chef creates a hit candy called Chocolate Salty Balls, and makes money on spin-offs of the chocolate. Stan and Wendy hate the film festival. Kenny is trampled by fleeing film-goers. But, can the kids save the town from total destruction? Can Chef stop selling out?
"Dude, indepedent films are all about a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding."-Cartman
RATING: 8, 8, 8
Episode 210: Chickenpox
Chickenpox strikes the town. Kenny gets chicken pox. The parents hear the later you get chicken pox in your life, the worse it becomes. The kids haven't had it yet, and if you're too old when you get it, you could die. The parents make the kids all sleep over at Kenny's house, and when they don't contract chicken pox, the parents make them stay with Kenny. When the boys figure out that their parents want them to get chicken pox, they seek revenge. They hire a hooker with herpes to give herpes to each of the parents, using their toothbrushes, etc. Can they get even? Will the parents get upset? Kenny is killed by the chicken pox.
"Chicken Herpes"-the kids
RATING: 8, 7, 8
Episode 211: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The kids go on a school field trip to the planetarium. Cartman sneaks off to the nearby tryouts for the Cheesy Poof Commercial. The owner of the planetarium cannot pronounce the T in planetarium. He takes them into the projection room, where he hypnotizes them. But Kenny, Stan, and Kyle escape it. The other kids become slaves to the owner of the planetarium. They insist on coming back. The town becomes interested in this new fun. Cartman makes it to the finals in the Cheesy Poof Commercial tryouts. The kids must save the town from being hypnotized forever. Kenny's head explodes in the planetarium. Can the kids save the town? Can Cartman win the tryouts and be on the commercial?
"Welcome to the plane'arium."
RATING: 9, 8, 9
Episode 212: Clubhouses
Stan becomes obsessed that Bebe likes Kyle. He sets up a treehouse with Kyle, in order to invite Wendy and Bebe over for Truth or Dare. Cartman becomes jealous and he and Kenny build their own treehouse, and get people to come. Stan desperately tries to get Wendy and Bebe to come to their treehouse. But Kyle doesn't like the idea as much as Stan hoped he would. Kenny and Cartman get some chicks over to their clubhouse. Stan goes to Chef for advice for playing Truth or Dare, and trying to get Wendy to kiss him, but Stan doesn't listen to the advice. Mr. and Mrs. Marsh get a divorce and Stan gets a stepfather. Can Stan get Wendy to kiss him? Can Bebe admit she likes Kyle? Can Stan get his parents back together? Can Kenny and Cartman learn from their mistakes?
"Stan, take this stick and sove it up your pee hole."-Bebe
RATING: 8, 8, 9
Episode 213: Cow Days
A couple goes on a game show and wins a trip to South Park for their Annual Cow Days festival. The kids go to the festival and try to win Terrance and Phillip dolls by trying to throw balls threw Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth. Kyle throws one right in it, but it gets stuck. The kids declare "Shenanigans" because the ball is too big. When the carny at the game secretly switches the big ball with a smaller one and "proves" them wrong. Officer Barbrady teaches them a lesson of not declaring shenanigans without a case. Cartman spends all of their money trying to win, so they force him to enter a bull riding contest. While practicing on a motorized bull, he is thrown off, hits his head on a pinball machine, and becomes mentally a Chinese prostitute. Kenny is run over by a charging bull. Can Cartman win enough money to help the kids win the dolls? Will the couple from the game show get out of South Park alive? Will the cows go crazy when the town takes away their cow clock given to them for Cow Days?
"I declare Shenanigans!"-Kyle
RATING: 9, 8, 9 (Original)
Episode 214: Chef Aid
The kids sing "Stinky Bridges", a new song by Alanis Morrissette, and when Chef overhears them singing it, he realizes it was his song years ago. He goes to Alanis's manager and asks for credit for the song, and the manager sues him for that. Chef loses the case because Johnny Cochran was the manager's lawyer, and Johnny did the Chewbacca defense. Chef goes broke and the kids must raise money to help him. They start out by selling candy to rock stars that Chef helped to become big. Chef starts raising money as well, in his own Chef way. The money isn't enough to pay the manager, so the manager starts taking Chef's property. The kids rally the rock stars up to perform a "Chef Aid" concert. Ozzy Osbourne bites off Kenny's head in concert. Can they raise enough money for Chef to sue the manager for his money back?
"This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now why would an 8-foot tall wookie wanna live on a planet with a bunch of 3-foot tall Ewoks? Why, I tell you why: because it doesn't make sense, that's why. So when you go into that jury room, I want you to think about your answer, about Chewbacca. And ask yourself, 'Does my vote make sense?' Thank you, your honor."-Johnny Cochran
RATING: 10, 7, 10 (A ripoff of the Simpsons "Krusty Komeback Special" episode)
Episode 215: Spooky Fish
In Spooky Vision Where Available. Stan gets a pet fish. The fish, a "harmless" goldfish, starts killing people, and piles their dead bodies by Stan's bed at night. Stan freaks out when he sees them and he tries to rid himself of the fish. Kenny is killed by the fish. They go to the pet store where Stan's aunt got this fish for him, and they find a portal to another dimension, where everyone is opposite personality that they are in real life. They are called Evil people. Evil Kenny is rich and proper. Evil Kyle and Evil Stan are pure evil. Evil Cartman is nice and caring. They all have goatees. The kids try to get rid of Evil Stan and Evil Kyle, but try and push the normal Cartman into returning with Evil Stan and Evil Kyle, so Evil Cartman, who isn't very evil afterall, can stay. Can they do it? Can they get rid of the fish?
"The following episode is brought to you in Spooky Vision"-TV Announcer
RATING: 10, 9, 10 (Very good and the Spooky Vision, Barbra Streisand, is a hit)