Season Three


The song that you are hearing is called "Snowman". It is from Trey Parker's first movie, "Cannibal the Musical".

EPISODE GUIDE

Season Three:

Episode 301: RAINFOREST SCHMAINFOREST

The kids are forced to join the Getting Gay with Kids travelling choir because of not paying attention in class. They are travelling in the rainforest when their guide gets killed. Their choir teacher is leading the way and trying to get out of the rainforest and into civilization. They encounter many creatures and scary things. Cartman goes his own seperate way. He finds construction men tearing down the rainforest. They give him food. He leads the construction men to where the rest of the Getting Gay with Kids choir is camping. Kenny never dies.
"Getting Gay with Kids is Here!"-the kids
RATING: 8.5, 9

Episode302: SPONTANEOS COMBUSTION

In this hilarios episode of South Park the town is thretined with spontanneos combustion. Everybody is holding in their farts so much that they explode and it is up to randy Marsh to solve this case. While the kids are having a play at the town church people are exploding everywhere. The play was about how the people crusified Jesus and Cartman was Jesus. After the play they forgot about Cartman and left him hanging. Randy has a solution to the problemn, he tells everybody to fart all they want and the problem will be fixed. Kenny is killed by spontanious combustion.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."-Randy Marsh's friend.
RATING: 10, 8, 8

Episode 303: CHEF'S MAMA

Chef has found a new girlfriend. Little does he know what she really is. The kids are outraged and want their Chef back. They try to warn him but he doesn't listen to them. Chef's parents come to town and tell stories about their sightings of the Loch Ness Monster. The kids ask Mr. Garrison and he says she is a succubus. Chef is going down the aisle with the succubus. Will Chef marry a succubus? Will the kids get their Chef back?
"$Tree fity"-Chef's dad
RATING: 8, 8, 6

Episode 304 : Tweek VS. Craig

The kids get elective classes and all the boys except for Kenny take tech. Kenny and the other girls take home economics. Their teacher, Mr. Adler is paranoid and keeps thinking about how his girlfriend died. Meanwhile the kids are arguing about who is the trouble-maker; Cartman and some other kids say it is Tweek and Stan and Kyle and other kids say it is Craig. The kids set-up a fight for Tweek and Craig, even though they don't really want to fight. When they don't show up to the fight the kids go to their fighter (Tweek or Craig) and tell him that the other person showed up and that they did'nt. Then they come to the next fight and none of them know how to fight so the fight is posponed yet another time. Cartman takes Tweek to a sumo arts place and he leans to fight there. Stan and Kyle take Craig to a boxing place and Uncle Jimbo and Ned teach Craig how to fight.