Keiara: Kiah I can’t believe you won tickets and passes off the radio.
Kiah: I know I know. I'm the bomb.
Kalera: You wish you were.
Kiah: Oh hush! I gota find my shoes.
Keiara: Kalera don’t 4get who u talking to now, cause you can wait outside while we're talking to Immature.
Kiah: Uh oh! Temper, temper.
Kalera: Whatever Keiara.
Keiara: What’s taking the limo so long?
Kiah: It's not that damn hard to find my house.
Kalera: Oh what’s the rush?
Keiara: You're not excited? Gyrl you know you want to see Marques.
Kiah: I need time to get to "know" Rome, if y’all know what I'm sayin.
Keiara: And I'm trying to get with Big Daddy Kelt if you know what I mean.
Kalera: Oh I'm excited, y’all going to be in the way.
Kiah: Oh what u tryin to say sista gyrl….
Keiara: In the way of what?
Kalera: When I decide to do some romancin that boy up.
Kiah: Ooh wee baby!
Keiara: (laughs at Kiah)
(the limo pulls up)
Kalera: I think I hear the limo. We betta go.
Kiah: Hey this is what i'm talkin bout!(looks at limo)
Keiara: Kelton here I comeee!
Kalera: Dammmmmnnn!
Keiara: Do you see what I see?
Kiah: That fine driver?
Limo Driver: Hi, how are you ladies doing?
Kalera: We are fine and so are you.
Kiah: Foreal tho!
Keiara: You got it going on!
Kiah: OK, y’all nuff talk. Let’s get this party started RIGHT!
Limo Driver: (smiles, open the door) Hop in.
Kiah: Damn is that a bar!?
Keiara: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Kalera: Let me get my drink on!
Kiah: Let's get crunk! hahaha!
Keiara: hold up y’all we can’t get drunk now.
Kiah: Why not?!
Keiara: Let’s save it for the hotel.
Kiah: that’s even better.
Keiara: Let's make a bet are you in on it?
Kalera: Hotel my ass.
Kiah: What kinda bet?
Kalera: Yeah, what kind of bet?
Keiara: OK, when we go backstage let’s see who can bribe our favorite to chill with us that whole week. Y’all know they staying a week. whoever doesn’t bribe has to run outside butt naked when we get back.
Kiah: Oh no problem-o.
Kiah: Yo that's illegal Keiara.
Keiara: A bet is a bet.
Kalera: Well I'm still down.
Kiah: OK, it's whatever then I won't be the one streakin.
Kalera: Me either. Looks like it’s all on you Keiara.
Keiara: Y’all chickens.
Limo Driver: We're almost there ladies.
Keiara: I have butterfliesss.
Kiah: Damn hand me some of those cashews..i need food...
Kalera: Bout time we arrived.
Kalera: Food..I need Marques!
Kiah: How's my hair?
Keiara : Your hair is fine.
Kalera: What about my skirt?
(the ladies arrive and see lots of fans around the limo)
Kiah: Too short hehehe. Just kidin.
Keiara: Your skirt is fine.(laughs) Y'all look, they think We're Immature.
Kalera: That means it's just right.
Kiah: (sticks hand out of sunroof)
Fans: (screaming)
Kiah: Hahah that's fun y’all.
Fan1: Roooooommmmmeooo!!
Kalera: Hey Immature fans! (waves)
Kiah: My hand don't look like no damn Romeo.
Keiara: What’s happening?
Fan2: OMG! ITS THEMMMM!!!!
Kalera: Hell no we ain't no Immature!
Limo Driver: Do y’all want to get out here? Better yet I'll pull around back.
Kiah: That’s a good idea cutie.
(limo pulls around back of theatre)
Keiara: OMG! look its themmmmm!!
Kalera: If you want, take us backstage. (smiles)
Kiah: Oh my God I can't breathe!
Keiara: Kaleraaa Loooook!
Kiah: Where's my inhaler?
Kalera: MARQUES!!!!!!!!!!
Kiah: Damn!
Keiara: Kiah in hale exhale!
Kiah: (breathing)
(Immature stares at the limo)
Marques: Ay yo fellas look!
Kiah: They pointing!!!
Kalera: (faints)
Jerome: I wonder who in there.
Keiara: Oh lord help me!
Kiah: Gyrl wake up! This is no damn time for sleepin!
Kelton: Must be some fly honies.
(limo open dooor and letthem out)
Kiah: (shakes Kalera)
Kalera: What!
Keiara: Kalera get ya ass up!
Kiah: Gyrl look!
Chris: um can I help you ladies?
Kiah: We're the contest...winners...wow...
Kalera: ::in low voice:: Marques can.
Chris: Oh that’s right so you're the winners. Fellas come here.
(Immature walks over to them)
Keiara: Kelton will you marry me?
Kiah: I'm...Kiah...Kiah Lopez... (shakes Rome hand)
Kelton: (smiles) And who are you?
Kalera: ::talking to Marq:: God must have spent a lil more time on you!
Keiara: I'm Keiaraa!
Kiah: (laughing)
Marques: (smiles) Yeah baby he did.
Jerome: Nice to meet you Kiah.
Kiah: (mouth drops).. you too...rome...
Kalera: Woo boi! The boy talked to me!
Chris: Well here are your vip tickets and passes we'll see you around.
Keiara: Ookkkk Byeeeee!
Kalera: Cya Marques!
(Immature starts to walks awayy)
Kiah: Look at them butts!
Keiara: yeah gyrl kelton got a ghetto booty.
Kelton: (turns around) I heard that.
Kalera: Marq's butt is nice and round.
Kiah: (laughs)
Kiah: (makes barking noise)
Keiara: (laughs)
Kiah: Okay so where's our red carpet!
Kiah: We da stars too!
Keiara: 4get the red carpet lets get to our seats.
Kalera: I know that’s right.
Kiah: (Follows Keiara and Kalera)
(The gyrls head to their seats. When they get there, some fans are in the seats)
Kiah: AW HELL NO!
Keiara: Excuse us! You're in the wrong seat!
Kalera: Roll on up out our seats!
Fan 1: No, this is my seat!
Fan 2: We not moving.
Kiah: Girl you better get your wish I had a better hair weave ass outa my chair before I bust you one in the face!
Fan 3: So back off.
Kalera: If i pull my 9inch hilled shoe off your ass will move.
Keiara: Don’t make me beat ya azz.
Guard: Is there a problem?
Kiah: Yeah.
Keiara: Yeah we seem to have a seating problem these damn groupies wont get out of our seat.
Kalera: I smell drama!
Guard: Can i see your ticketstub please?
Keiara: Yeah here's our we're VIP we won the contest.
Kiah: Yeah.
Kalera: V-I-P!
Guard: Ok you ladies are going to have to go back 2 your seat or we will escort you out the theatre.
Kiah: Yeah gets to steppin you'll never be half the man ya moma was!
FAN1,FAN2,FAN3: YA'LL PRESS!
Kiah: Ya moma press!
Kalera: and take that damn weave out!
Keiara: Don't let me see you after the show.
Kiah: You only walkin pigen toed cause ya shoes is small!
FAN 1, FAN 2, FAN3: BITCCCHESSS
Kiah: I'll show u a bitch (starts at the girl)
Kalera: Get yall fake asses to ya nose bleed seats.
Guard: (escorts the girls to their seat)
Kiah: That's right! HA!
Keiara: (house lights go off) The show is about to start. We all messin with them.
Kiah: Woo that was a rush tho.
Kalera: She just want my man.
Kiah: DJ BOOGIE!
(the second part of the show)
Keiara: Uh oh! take it off! take it off!
Kiah: Where the mens?! at wooo!
(Chris walks on stage)
Kiah: Not that one (whispers)
Chris: I hear ya'll gyrls in the front.
Kiah: (Giggles)
Keiara: Oooo he talkin about us.
Chris: Ya'll having funnnn.
FANS: YESSSSSSSSSS!
Chris: DO YOU WANT MOREEEEE?!?!
FANS: YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
CHRIS: GIVE IT UP FORRRRRRR IIIIII---MMMMMM-XXXXXXXXX!!!!!!
(Fan throws bra on stage)
Kalera: Look at her funky bra!
Kiah: Eww! not near my man damn!
(Immature walks to the center stage and starts talking)
Romeo: AY YO LDB I THINK ITS TIME TO GET FREAKY!!
Kalera: There's my Marqy poo!!
(immature take off there clothes and have nothing but boxers on)
Kiah: (screams)
Keiara: (SCREEEAAAAMSSSSSS)
Fans:(SCREAmSSSS)
Batman: LET ME HEAR YOU SAY TAKE IT OFF TAKE TAKE IT OFF!!
Fans: TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!
LDB: WE CANT HEAR YOU!!
Romeo: AHHHH ROMEOOOO AHHHHH ROMEOOOOO!!!!!
Fans: (SCREAMING UN CONTROLLABLY)
LDB: HOLD UP! HOLD UP!
(Immature stop stripping)
Kiah: NO!
Batman: I THINK ITS TIME TO PICK 3 LUCKY LADIES TO COME ON STAGE WITH US!!
Kiah: (takes a step back from the stage)
BATMAN: YOU SEE SOMEONE YOU LIKE ROMEO?
KEIARA: Gyrl why you backing up you we going up there!
Kiah: Gyrl I'm scared!
Kalera: I have butterflies!
Keiara: Scared my azz you going dont faint save some for backstage!
Romeo: YEAH I WANT HERRR!
Kalera: Gyrl he pointed to u!
Kiah: OMG!
Kiah: ME?
Romeo: YEAH YOU! (winks eye)
Kiah: (Goes on stage)
Batman: LDB YOU SEE WHO YOU WANT?
LDB: YEAH I WANT THAT CUTIE RIGHT THERE!
Kalera: Oh gyrlll get yoursss!
Keiara: (Keiara goes on stage)
Batman: COME UP HERE BABY!
Kalera: OH LORD JESUS!
Kiah: (shaking)
(IMx sits them down in chairs)
Romeo: (Whispers in her ear) Don’t be scared.
Keiara: (covers her eyes)
Kalera: (sticks out her tongue)
Batman: (smiles)
LDB: (uncovers Kieara's eys)
(The gyrls come back to their seats Immature bows and say thank you and the lights come back on)
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Keiara: Oh hush get out so we can meet our men!
Kalera: I know thats right.
Kiah: (yells) EVERYBODY OUT!
Keiara: Nooooowwwww!!
Kiah: You don't have to go home but u gota get the hell outa here!
FAN 1: NO!
Kiah: I'll kick ya buck teeth straight!
Guard: (escorts her fan 1 out) you ladies wait right here.
Kalera: Ok.
Kiah: (starts dancing)
( 15 mins go by and the theatre is cleared)
Kalera: They late!
Keiara: They always late. Don’t 4get the bet.
Kiah: I know...hey...watch this. (runs up on the stage and grabs a mic)
Kiah: How you doing LAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Keiara: Gyrl, what are you doing?
Kiah: Hey I want you two to come up on stage!(points)
Kalera:(runs on stage) AHHH ROMEO!! AHHHH ROMEO!!
KEIARA: (runs on stage )
Kiah: Let's get ready to JAMMM!!
Kalera: We gona get a little freaky for y’all tonight!
Keiara: AY Y’ALL THIS HOW KELTON WAS DOING IT!(dancing like him)
Kalera: Throw ya hands in the air! Come on come on!!
Kiah (giggles) wait here's rome! (starts freaking the empty chair)
(all the gyrls on stage acting like fool little do they know immature is behind them)
Kiah: HAHAHA this is fun yo we should get a record deal!
Keiara: I know that’s right.
Kalera: (whispers no one here her) Looook!
Kiah: What’s up Romeo Romeo here I goooooo!
Keiara: Come here cutie!
Keiara: (pumping like kelton)
Kalera: Ya'llllll they behind you!
Kiah: Kalera c'mon this is fun!
(Both turn around)
Keiara: Yeah gyrl do what...... Ohhh Shiiiitttt!!
Kiah: (mouth drops open)
Keiara: (eyes big) Sorry!
Kiah: Umm..see..it’s like...we were...
Immature: (laughs) We seen y’all the whole time!
Kalera: I was trying to tell you guys.
Keiara&Kalera: (looks at Kiah and wink)
Kiah: So Rome...why don't you come chill with US for the weekend huh?
Rome: I don't know, we got to see.
Kiah: PLEAAAAAAAASE!! (gives puppy dog eyes)
Keiara: (grabs Kelton hand) Yeah, pleeeeaseeeeee!!!
Kalera: (hugs Marq and frown)
(Chris walks out)
Kiah: Chrissssssss just the man I wanted to see!
Kiah: Go ahead KALERA!! ASK HIM!
Keiara: GO AHEAD KALERA ASSSKKK HIMMM!!
Kalera: They want to know if .........
