Me: howdy, drunken buddy
Leesa: hi
Me: how's it going?
Leesa: fine
Leesa: and yuo
Leesa: you*
Me: okay, except I'm sober
Leesa: why did you fdo to bed
Leesa: i put on fireworks todat
Leesa: weuith my friend li
Leesa: LIZA
Me: lol
Leesa: shes spening thre nite here
Me: you are fucked up
Me: lol
Leesa: no
Leesa: im not
Leesa: im fine
Me: I know
Leesa: seE
Leesa: yjid isd me
Me: you're terrible
Leesa: im dine
Me: I'm bored
Leesa: im me
Me: I am iming you
Leesa: leesa
Leesa: that goes to pacifica
Leesa: i prolly see you around
Leesa: but juss didn know t was u
Me: right
Leesa: up
Leesa: thate me
Leesa: i wish i wern to a a[r today
Leesa: isd actually lisa
Me: oh
Leesa: but i like iy leesa
Leesa: yup
Me: leesa it is then, if you like it that way
Leesa: i tihnk i haftaw pee
Leesa: yes
Me: okay
Leesa: than k you
Leesa: but lisA IN THE BATTHOM
Me: you type like shit
Leesa: i didn tfo to apary
Me: oh
Leesa: what did that serial killer lok lie?
Leesa: was she cyute?
Leesa: cute
Me: yeah
Leesa: k
Leesa: how ol is she?
Leesa: old*
Me: she's 17 this month
Me: a junior
Leesa: oh my5 birthday us tomorrowq
Leesa: the 2 nd of januyary
Me: I know
Leesa: ya for ue
Leesa: me*
Leesa: iolkl be rite bacl
Leesa: ill*
Me: okay
Leesa: shes going to tha b-room<~~liza
Leesa: shes soo outta it
Me: okay
Leesa: she cant even type
Me: righto
Leesa: ill talk to u while shes in tha bathroon
Leesa: room*
Me: okay
Leesa: ive had more drinks then she has
Leesa: and shes like, looseing it
Leesa: er sumtin
Leesa: shes like slurring her werds
Leesa: and movin slowly
Leesa: its soo funnay
Me: oh
Leesa: aight, shes here now
Leesa: here she is
Leesa: hi dylan
Me: hold on a sec, loading something
Leesa: ok
Me: okay, back
Leesa: whats her name?
Me: erin... why?
Leesa: thatwe what i rho
Me: what?
Me: what made no sense
Me: that made no sense
Leesa: thate wha ti thor
Me: okay
Leesa: dytaln
Me: what?
Leesa: eacatlyu
Leesa: u need to get omore
Leesa: she is soooo meen
Me: I'm not the one interested in her!
Leesa: weLL yout grirnd id
Leesa: *freidn is
Me: only because she didn't like me
Leesa: and is your friend dirnl
Me: dirnl?
Leesa: dirnk
Me: dimk?
Leesa: drunk
Me: no, but you are
Leesa: ono im nto
Leesa: where us your friend?
Me: he's not on-line
Leesa: oh WHERE WE IS?
Leesa: is he*
Me: I don't know
Leesa: weLL tehn hhpw do u know hes durn./,
Leesa: duh
Me: uh...
Me: can you please type normally, you make no sense
Leesa: damit!~
Leesa: wat sence?
Leesa: i am makin e since
Me: I'm laughing my ass off
Leesa: weLL this it not sippose to be guinny
Leesa: !@@@@@@
Leesa: a m
Me: this whole time you sound totally fucked up
Leesa: weL i bnit
Me: you bnit?
Leesa: not
Leesa: damm
Leesa: wat the he'LLl is weron with errthging?
Leesa: shieeeeet
Me: lol
Leesa: wat?
Leesa: ios ooooooo damm finny1
Me: nothing
Leesa: vekaws this..is nyo gunny
Me: I love this shit
Leesa: uhh
Leesa: this is ;eesa
Leesa: its nto funny
Me: okay
Me: hey... I'll call the serial killer!
Leesa: no
Me: lol
Me: she's cool
Leesa: weLL
Leesa: sehs is mean
Me: okay
Leesa: u talk to her
Leesa: wat si soo damm funt`
Leesa: dylan..
Me: what?
Leesa: wveruthing i said was sencw
Leesa: u are nmto sence
Me: leesa, if i could see you now
Leesa: IM NORMA OK?
Me: fine, be anybody you want to be, norma
Leesa: i gess your not teh normal opne
Leesa: talk t me
Leesa: damm
Me: about what?
Leesa: about anything
Me: okay
Leesa: but now liza's int he batttom
Me: okay
Me: whats wrong with her?
Leesa: shes i dunn
Leesa: dya;n//
Leesa: os amyupme ca;;omg ui?
Me: wat?
Leesa: is anone caLLin u
Me: no, why?
Leesa: bekas aLL thiese peple af::onm ui
Leesa: dylan
Me: hey
Leesa: l mthe to ge guot
Me: what?
Leesa: tell the to get ou
Me: tell who to get out?
Leesa: the peipkle
Leesa: in thoem
Leesa: syhg
Me: oh
Me: okay, I did
Leesa: thanx
Leesa: hi dylan
Me: hi
Leesa: watyp
Me: is this the sober one?
Leesa: uhhhh
Leesa: im siobrtq
Me: okay
Me: whatcha doing, leesa?
Leesa: im talkin toyu
Leesa: weLL im gonna gon to ne thebed
Me: okay
Leesa: i tihn kim honas go onow
Me: okay
Leesa: bye matt
Me: I'm not Matt
Leesa: yes you are
Me: your fuckin’ drunk
Leesa: mat!
Leesa: stoo it!
Me: okay
Leesa: im goago
Me: alright
Me: bye leesa
Leesa: bye mat
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