Larule Realizing he Forgot his Balaclava Again

This month's Top 10 List. Top Song Lyrics from that other Realm changed for Elanthia... 10)We will we will Smite Foe you. 9)It never fire rains in Dirge..but girl dont they warn you it pours yeah it pours. 8)Oh province four it sounds so perfect I just got to go (sung to J.Taylor Mexico) 7)99 bottles of Zombie's Revenge on the wall 99 bottles...6)Zephyr brezze makes me feel fine knowing theres a Jasmine in my mind. 5) 25 or six to four (hell makes as much sense in Elanthia as this realm) 4)Knock three times on my hovel if you want me 3)All I want to do is hold your tail...(Bettles remake for S'kra) 2) I'm too sexy for my shirt..and chain mail ...and 3 tabards...and 2 cloaks..(for all the fluff addicts out there) and the number one lyric changed for Elanthia..Rubble Rubble your face is a mess. (Note I was killing guardains one day and that popped into my head...I laughed for hours...well a while and it was the inspiration for this months top ten I hope you enjoyed it.)
And the top 10 Archive it will have its own page soon.
This month's Top 10 List. Compiled with the help of the following familiars: Ambush, Larule's black cat. Kaisa his russet goose. Alia'aes his white bear, Ker'rela his golden panther and Fal'rela his white lynx.
Why I hate being a familiar: 10)Enough with the 100 bits of seolarn pulp, what am I a trash can? 9)Freaking raccons. 8)Like I enjoy bothering a cleric in Theren when you die in Shard. 7)I travel all the way to find someone...and my mage forgets to have his talisman out when he wants to see through me (roll eyes). 6)Snerts petting me 100 times in a minute 'cause its fun' (strangely my fir fams havnt noticed this). 5)Being mistaken for someone else's fam? What we all look alike or what? 4)Not going as far as a raccoon, hey YO we chop meat or something? 3)Not being able to slap people upside the head who juggle waiting for ferries and gondola causing premature blindness. 2)Frostbite really does hurt. Shallanhh got it wrong. And the number one gripe of familiars. Not having gone to the bathroom before the mage sends em back to the Elemantal planes and sleeps.

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