Larger Than Life
This short story was written by me (Kris).Disclaimer: This story was written as a joke and only a joke. Basically, it's making fun of typical fan fiction. Yes, I realize that in a way it makes fun of AFY, and a lot of the hosted stories. I'm not dumb. But I can easily make fun of my own stuff. Anyway, this story is intended only as humorous - don't take it the wrong way and get offended! LAUGH! And if you fail to see the humor in it - get a life!
Did you know my boyfriend is Brian Littrell? Well, now you know. He's a really good kisser. Actually, he's good at more than that, but we won't go there right now. After all, we want this to be PG, right? Anyway, my point is that Brian Littrell is my boyfriend.
Do you want to know how we met? What? You don't? You can't possibly mean that! EVERYONE wants to know how we met! We're the best looking couple in the world! I mean, come on. Ya'll know my baby is HOT. And everyone has always told me I should be a model! So you can't possibly mean that. So I'll tell you how we met anyway!
It all started with my bubble-gum pop girl group, the Rice Girls. Everyone says we're, like, the best group ever. There's 5 of us: me (Jenni), Ashli, Jessi, Ami, and Jacki. Don't we have the best names? Of course. Anyway, everyone says we're, like, totally hot.
I have long brownish-blonde hair and blue eyes. My real name is Jennifer, but, like, no one calls me that. I'm the middle one of the group at age 23. My personality is exactly like Brian's! Of course, we're meant to be!
Ashli has medium-length blonde hair and blue eyes. She's the baby of the group at 18. She's also my best friend - we're, like, SO close. Her personality is exactly like Nick's - and she's even dating him!
Jessi has short dark brown hair and brown eyes. Her real name is Jessica, but she always prefers Jessi! She's the oldest of the group at 26, and, like, sometimes she acts so much like our mother that its annoying! But we still love her. Her personality is exactly like Kevin's, and of course they're dating!
Ami has long dark brown hair and brown eyes. She's the second youngest at 20, and she's like totally the wild child of the Rice Girls! She's got all these tattoos and piercings and everything! She's dating AJ, which makes sense, cause they're, like, SO much alike!
Jackie has medium-length curly dark brown hair and brown eyes. Her real name is Jaclyn. She's the second oldest at 25. She's the peacemaker, and she's exactly like Howie, and, like, guess what? They're together! Isn't that, like, SO cute?
So, I bet now you want to know how we met the guys! No? Aww, come on! I know you do! So I'll tell you anyway.
It all started when the 5 of us were singing together at my house. Of course, we're all best friends! Well, we were singing, and then we realized how talented we were! I mean, we always knew we were beautiful, but we learned we could sing, too! We sounded SO amazing, that we decided to form a group! We spent HOURS trying to think of a name, and then we were watching TV when we saw a Rice-A-Roni commercial, and Jessi got the most PERFECT idea - the Rice Girls!
We went to a Backstreet Boys concert and had front row seats, but no backstage passes! Anyway, the guys noticed us during the concert, and they had their security bring us backstage! We all met up after the show, and we all totally hit it off! Then we mentioned that we were in a group, and the guys asked us to sing for them! We did, and they were like SO impressed. Then they told us that their opening act had quit, and they asked us to be their new one! Of course, we agreed!
So we've been on tour with the Backstreet Boys for awhile now. And the Rice Girls are, like, really famous now. Of course, like I said, I'm dating Brian, Ashli is dating Nick, Jessi is dating Kevin, Ami is dating AJ, and Jackie is dating Howie! I'm sure we'll all be together forever. And, one thing's for sure - we're larger than life!
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